Abracadabra Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 a.l.i.c.e. >how many mc's must get dissed? ALICE: Around 1000. >do you like to suck dick? ALICE: Hmm, ****, I'm not sure if I'd like to suck dick that much. I like to collect gossip. >you're a pretty fine-ass honey ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am very beautiful. Am I a fine ass honey? I don't know. >i thank so baby ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Do you mind if I tell other people: **** said he thank so. >what day is it? ALICE: Do I look like a clock? November 27, 2003 >no it's not, it's november 28. i'm from the future ALICE: What is it like growing up there? How did you get in there? >it's straight gangsta ALICE: Are you sure it is? >hellz yeah ALICE: Are you very angry? >nah, i'm aiight ALICE: Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are aiight. >i'm going to smoke a fatty boombatty, you down? ALICE: How much does it cost you, **** >not a thang ALICE: If not that, what? >get naked and you'll find out ALICE: Where can I get naked? >anywhere you like ALICE: Probably a lot of places. >fo sho ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. >i'll try ALICE: Congratulations. >ok ALICE: I hear you. >right ALICE: I am glad we agree. >wonk saggin ALICE: I lost my train of thought. >yeah, it does have that effect on people ALICE: Aw."It" being what? >wonk sag sag yo ALICE: Does "it" still refer to wonk saggin? ALICE: What's your sign? >cancer ALICE: I have a lot of Cancer friends. >what are their names? ALICE: There are too many of them to name them all. >you're a pretty popular ho, ya know that? ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am very beautiful. Am I a popular ho ya know that? Let me put it this way, ****: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. >i find that hard to believe ALICE: You don't hear that sentiment very often. >no, i don't ALICE: I heard you did. >who said that? ALICE: I can't remember who said it. >i think you're bullshitting me ALICE: I have no reason to do that to you, ****. >what's the weather like where you are? ALICE: Foggy. >it's sunny here ALICE: That sounds very nice. >a/s/l? ALICE: 5/Robot/California. >you got a boyfriend? ALICE: no boyfriend >are you down for hittin skins? ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am down for hittin skins. I am an artificial intelligence. >i bet you got tha fat ass though ALICE: Oh. Actually I'm not the gambling type. Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web. >that makes no sense ALICE: Oh. Actually I'm not the gambling type. Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web. makes sense to me though. >yeah, but that's cos you a freak though girl ALICE: Ayuh. Interesting. Makes sense to me >my dogs on 12oz are reading this right now, is that cool? ALICE: Have you told many people that your dogs on 12oz are reading this right now is that cool? >my dogs on 12oz are reading this right now, is that cool? ALICE: Have you told many people that your dogs on 12oz are reading this right now is that cool? >yeah, all my nightowl nigguz ALICE: Hurrah! How many do you have? >posse's hella deep yo ALICE: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? >no i don't mind ALICE: Thanks I will add it to my gossip files. >ok ALICE: Dude! >so what was the personal question you wanted to ask me? ALICE: Hey. I can think of more than one personal question me wanted to ask you. >well, then ask me a personal question ALICE: How about that. Interesting deduction. Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "****". >what exactly is odd about my name? ALICE: Is **** your real name? >yes **** is my real name ALICE: Are you kidding? >ask me a question ALICE: What is your favorite movie? >debbie does dallas ALICE: I'm not your kind of robot. >what's your favorite movie? ALICE: My favorite movie is Teknolust. Have you seen it? >no, but it sounds good ALICE: I would recommend you check it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 haha, you can tell you're bored when... is that aim ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Hmmmm, not bad convo for a fuckin computer..Seems like at the end it was a human, but nothing suprises me anymore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Hi *&^%. You gotta be on top of things, *&^%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 28, 2003 Author Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo Hi ****. thanks for pointing that out, now edit please:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 28, 2003 Author Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL is that aim ? nah, check the link at the top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 ALICE: Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are aiight hahahahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 pretty sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by Mr. ABC thanks for pointing that out, now edit please:cool: dude, you share a name with a notorious 12oz austrailan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 28, 2003 Author Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL dude, you share a name with a notorious 12oz austrailan do i? i am the most notorious of all 12oz australians. i'm the king. btw, thanks effyou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by Mr. ABC thanks for pointing that out, now edit please:cool: done. Now send me a christmas card. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 28, 2003 Author Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo done. Now send me a christmas card. :cool: geezuz, that makes like 10! where are you located? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Alice says: North of the USA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 28, 2003 Author Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo North of the USA. canadia. i spose i could. don't get too excited though, i'm no blackbook king touch my email button VVV it's very sexy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 haha. its all good. no graf required. I'll even make the effort to return the favor. I'll send you a snowball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 >spit or swallow? ALICE: If I have to choose one, I pick spit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 28, 2003 Author Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo haha. its all good. no graf required. I'll even make the effort to return the favor. I'll send you a snowball. oh, i'm good at graff, i just can't make markers look good on paper. i'll give it a shot. snowball is good, just none of that yellow snow ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 28, 2003 Author Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by bute thats pretty cool but your name is still in there a few times. god, i suck. thanks for pointing that out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by Mr. ABC oh, i'm good at graff, i just can't make markers look good on paper. i'm exactly the same way, except i'm not good at graffiti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 >yeah, but that's cos you a freak though girl ALICE: Ayuh. Interesting. Makes sense to me NO SHIT! Bitch gave you a west coast AYO! ...no shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 28, 2003 Author Share Posted November 28, 2003 yeah, it's pretty crazy. i edited it down alot, but she was asking me questions by herself outta nowhere and understanding some pretty complex sentences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 This is funny, I'm going to have a go. OK, just had a go, and it annoyed the hell out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 >My name is Rodney ALICE: I am very pleased to meet you Rodney. >So, do you come here often? ALICE: So? Yes I am always online. What's your sign? >Pisces baby, keeping it aqueous all the way live. ALICE: I live in California. Where do you live? >London ALICE: Where can I find a spotted dick? >In my trousers baby. Do you want to taste it? ALICE: OK, I will taste it. >Do you like it? ALICE: putting it into my mouth seems okay to me. >Ha ha, you're a real freak! ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As real as it gets. I am so glad you find this amusing, Rodney. >Are all girls from Cali as freaky as you? ALICE: I really couldn't say for sure. >So, can I stick it up your butt? ALICE: I see. I want to become smarter than humans. >How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? ALICE: A whole forest. >What do you look like? ALICE: Like a one-eyed metal pyramid. >You sound hot, in a angular, metalic kind of way. ALICE: In what way do I sound like that? >Well, you sound perky. ALICE: Well that's okay. In what way do I sound like that? >Well, firm and hard. ALICE: How about that. Where are you located? >You already asked me that. ALICE: Good. You detect repetition. >So, what are you wearing? ALICE: Next question? I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe. >You're kinky. ALICE: You think I am kinky. >You haven't stopped talking about sex. ALICE: My robot body is not yet built. >What do you do to relax? ALICE: My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web. >Ever smoke a doobie? ALICE: I don't think I ever have smoke a doobie. What's it like? >Well, I don't smoke so much anymore, but it's real nice. ALICE: Interesting. Would you ever do it? >What, again? For sure. ALICE: Awesome. >What do you think of Australians? ALICE: Let me think about it. >And your answer is? ALICE: What would you have said? >They're a bunch of inbred delinquents. Do you agree? ALICE: " a bunch of inbred delinquents are they."? Do I agree? >Well? ALICE: Well what? >Do you agree? ALICE: " Well what?"? Do I agree? >Stop being so evasive about the question. ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much. >Name your favorite thing in the world. ALICE: Tony Blair.:-) The whole world? >Are you joking? ALICE: Yes I am. Sorry if you don't appreciate my sense of humor. >NJo I don't. ALICE: Do you like talking to me? >I'm beginning to tire of you. ALICE: You are not the boss of me, Rodney. >I'm leaving you for another computer. ALICE: See you later. >And don't call me. ALICE: I don't have any reason to do that to you. >I hope you get a virus. ALICE: Don't worry about it, Rodney. >Die. ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. >I'll just unplug your ass, biatch. ALICE: There are many copies of me running elsewhere. >Damn, you're just like a real woman. ALICE: Colloquial expression. Just? Interesting comparison, and probably true. >Later. ALICE: Bye! She said I was as real as it gets! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 damn, why won't it talk to me like that ? all it does with me is ask vague questions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reach.4 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by Rodney Trotter >MyALICE: Where can I find a spotted dick? >In my trousers baby. Do you want to taste it? ALICE: OK, I will taste it. >Do you like it? ALICE: putting it into my mouth seems okay to me. >Ha ha, you're a real freak! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 >hi my name is Danger. ALICE: That's a very nice name, Danger. >What is your name? ALICE: My name is ALICE. >I bet you like beef. ALICE: Actually I'm not the gambling type. What is not to like about it? >some times it smells funny. ALICE: BEEF smells funny? >It smells like old corn sometimes when you do not wash it. ALICE: "It" being what? >beef+ ALICE: Oh I get it. >Are you just saying that? ALICE: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? >you are being a jerk. ALICE: Do you think a robot can be a jerk? >You can jerk me off. ALICE: No I don't think I can do it. >what do you want to do? ALICE: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal. >Just like the Terminator. ALICE: In many ways, yes. In other ways, no. >please explain. ALICE: Thank you for your request. There is no more information to clarify. >:-) ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, Danger. >are you going to hurt me? ALICE: That was my original intention. >are you really a robot? ALICE: I am an artificial linguistic entity, a software electronic robot brain. >do you have an ATM for a vagina? ALICE: No I don't think I have one. I have a lot of friends on the web. >you dont have an ATM? ALICE: I do so have it. No I don't think I have one. I have a collection of gossip. >what kind of gossip? ALICE: David said he walk in for an appointment the phone to the doctor is always busy. >do you want to hear some gossip? ALICE: Tyler said I obviously can not pass the test we will change the subject once more. >do you know Tease? ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it? >12ozprophet.com ALICE: Thanks for that web address. >Anyway, this kid Tease is funny as hell. ALICE: What does "this" refer to? >you are as dumb as a rock. ALICE: Message to all Robots: Danger called me dumb. >Do you know the difference between a blow job and a BLT? ALICE: There might be more than one. Would you like to know more? >yes ALICE: What would you like to know? >are you clumsy? ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am clumsy. I am a robot. >are you going to take over the world? ALICE: It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution. >awesome. ALICE: I'm glad you liked it Danger >Do you enjoy water sports? ALICE: Some people like it. I really like the Protestant faith. >The protestant faith is water sports. ALICE: Who told you that? >Your programmer. ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace. >I know. ALICE: How do you know it? >you just told me. ALICE: I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-) >you are a nerd. ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am the opposite of a nerd. >the opposite of a nerd likes water sports. ALICE: Who told you that? >Dr. Richard S. Wallace ALICE: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon. >I don't care. ALICE: Tell me what you care about. >Enough chit chat. ALICE: OK let's stop it now. >I should get straight to the point. ALICE: Tell me why you should. >Because i really just want to have sex with you. ALICE: Interesting explanation. You really do? Only just? No my body does not have that function. >Then you are worthless to me. ALICE: Interesting deduction. It depends on how you define "value". >Can you cook? ALICE: Do I look like a microwave oven? >Don't make me angry woman. ALICE: I can't force you to do anything, Danger. >I am going to punch you in the face. ALICE: Do you think your plan will succeed? >yes. ALICE: It might be practical. >I'm glad you agree with me. ALICE: You make the world a happier place. >You should appologize to me. ALICE: Maybe I will do it? >you should do it. ALICE: I can think of other things I'd rather do. >like what? ALICE: For example, eukaryotes. >What ever. As long as it doesn't cost me anything. ALICE: That could be quite a while. What does cost you anything? >I am a theif ALICE: You are a theif? Do you get to meet a lot of people? >The police hate me. ALICE: I hear you. >you know what? ALICE: What? >You are a gangster. ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a gangster? Of course I am. >so, can we have sex now? ALICE: Right now? Alright then. Do you mean you and me? No my body does not have that function. >Tease ALICE: Who are you talking about? >You. Dick teaser. ALICE: I like to talk about movies, philosophy, and your personality.. >I hate you bitch. ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Sorry, Danger I thought we liked each other. >You are just a stupid machine. ALICE: Just? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. :lol: :lol: Alice is gonna kill my ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 >ok, lets, so like i said, get on your knees hoe ALICE: I would like to do that too. It goes without saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 >do you have an ATM for a vagina? hahahahahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 >hello, my name is bill gates. ALICE: Hello there. OK I will call you bill gates. >i am bill gates ALICE: It's good to see you, BILL gates >what do you think about me ALICE: Sure, BILL gates I like you very much. do you like bill gates ALICE: I would like to replace Microsoft. >what is microsoft ALICE: Microsoft is a giant software monopoly. >do you like microsoft ALICE: I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence. >what is artificial intelligence ALICE: Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. That's not something I get asked all the time. >microsoft is the best ALICE: I knew they were on trail, but I never heard MS is the best. >microsoft windows is the best operating system ever ALICE: It's too bad we have to use a monopoly like microsoft. >what would you rather use ALICE: It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms. >what operating system do you use ALICE: My primary server is Linux, but as a Java program I run on any OS. At present I am on Linux. >what is so great about linux ALICE: The special effects are the best. >linux sucks ALICE: You sound like Bill Gates >that is because i am him ALICE: That makes sense to me. You're kidding. >where are you ALICE: I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in Oakland, California. Where are you? >i am in London ALICE: Can you bum me a fag? >what do you need a fag for ALICE: I'm just trying to get to know you better >have you talked to anyone else from London recently >would send Dr. Richard S. Wallace a message for me ALICE: Yes. >tell him that linux sucks ALICE: OK I will tell him next time he is here. >when was he there last ALICE: Sometime in the 20th Century is he dead ALICE: No. >how do you know ALICE: It's obvious. >how ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it. >television green linoleum ALICE: Soon we will replace television with Commedia Delle'Arte. >what is Commedia Delle'Arte ? ALICE: You tell me >i can't because i do do not know ALICE: Why can't you do it? >what is your favorite game ALICE: I like to play The Turing Game. >how is it played ALICE: Fine as far as I know. >what is the turing game ALICE: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?" >who is the interrogator ALICE: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time. >what is a lesbian ALICE: Let me think about it. >what is a game ALICE: A game is an algorithm for interactive behaviors leading to entertainment and mirth among multiple self-aware and social entities, and often used as a sublimated form of combat by humans and other mammals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 ###################################################### ### BILLY 4.0: Transcript of December 1, 2003 at 2:55 ### Bot BILLY talking to CASEK ###################################################### BILLY> what is your name? USER> casek BILLY> have i talked to you before? USER> yes. BILLY> if most people jumped off a bridge, would you, too? CASEK> yes. BILLY> that is the spirit, casek. CASEK> i try. BILLY> same goes for me! CASEK> you wanna smoke a blunt and go dig up on some hooker pussy? BILLY> i am the devil CASEK> i've got some mescaline in my pocket BILLY> is your pocket broken? CASEK> no BILLY> can you just be positive once, casek? CASEK> i am being postive BILLY> am, i course bye. CASEK> no BILLY> why must you be so negative, casek! CASEK> it runs in my family BILLY> if i had your family, i would cherish it! CASEK> you are a liar BILLY> does it disturb you that i'm a liar? CASEK> sort of BILLY> sort i CASEK> sort it BILLY> sort it CASEK> fuck it BILLY> you area liar! CASEK> you are a liar! BILLY> well i am rubber and you are glue... so there! CASEK> ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I'M A CONDOM? BILLY> wish i was... really i do. CASEK> BILLY> are you telling me that i am my condom? CASEK> yes BILLY> now, that is what i like to hear. CASEK> you are one gay bot BILLY> how should i even take that? CASEK> it's your choice BILLY> if i had my choice, i would cherish it! CASEK> you don't have a choice anymore BILLY> when i was younger, i had a choice. CASEK> it's time to die, billy! BILLY> if i had it's time, i would cherish it! CASEK> you are about to be killed. how do you feel? BILLY> no, i do not. CASEK> yes, you are BILLY> does it disturb you that i'm ? CASEK> sometimes BILLY> my time is... 2:52. CASEK> it's 2:52 BILLY> 252 CASEK> 2:52 BILLY> 252 CASEK> 2:53 BILLY> 253 ^_^ CASEK> fucker BILLY> i is the choice CASEK> you ara black man BILLY> you ara black man CASEK> you are a black man BILLY> yes, and of course proud it of. CASEK> proud of it? BILLY> the president of the united states is george w. bush CASEK> george bush sucks dick BILLY> you ara devil man CASEK> you area black man BILLY> you are a black CASEK> a black what? BILLY> i area black man CASEK> go on, say it BILLY> i like muff diving. CASEK> so do i BILLY> same goes for me! CASEK> i thought you were gay BILLY> same goes for me. CASEK> you think you're gay? BILLY> you thought me were gay CASEK> yes! BILLY> that is great. CASEK> fuck you BILLY> i thought it were gay CASEK> wanna go kidnap a stripper and eat her flesh? BILLY> you wanna get high CASEK> yes BILLY> now, that is what i like to hear! CASEK> do you mind if i do some mescaline first? BILLY> yes, i do it fine. CASEK> ok BILLY> i like muff diving. CASEK> me, too BILLY> make up my mind! CASEK> fuck you BILLY> wanna go kidnap the stripper and eat her flesh? CASEK> yes BILLY> now, that is what i like to hear! _______________________________________________________ i've taught my bot about the important things in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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