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my christmas present to you all

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by seeking, Dec 24, 2001.

  1. seeking

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    my christmas present to you all

    Discussion started by seeking - Dec 24, 2001

    ok, so im feeling particularly giving right now for some reason. so heres the deal. as my gift to you all, i'll be wrong about absolutely everything i say. you all can ask me any question you want, and i'll be wrong. this is your big chance to be smarter than me. you can all go back and forth on AIM discussing how you served me. this applies to this thread only, and i can close it anytime i feel like it. i wont delete it though, so then you can go back and visit the thrashing any time youd like....


    so who will be first?



    ps. you cant just berate me. i mean, you can, but that wont be very funny. you have to argue with me.
     
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  2. MR BOJANGLES

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    MR BOJANGLES - Replied Dec 24, 2001

    SEEKING, is the moon really made of cheese?
     
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    seeking - Replied Dec 24, 2001

    what the fuck kind of question is that? only a fucking moron doesnt know the answer. of course the moon is made of fucking cheese you stupid fuck. i swear, if i was as stupid as you, id learn to walk on my hands and then id shit and let it fall down my body all over my head.



    see, isnt this a riot?
     
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    Pistol - Replied Dec 24, 2001

    Could this become one of the biggest threads on 12oz?
     
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    seeking - Replied Dec 24, 2001

    no, it couldnt cause everyone loves and respects me, and even though i gave them the chance to throw baseballs at my dunk tank, they wont. why? cause they love me. they all fucking love me.
     
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    T.T Boy - Replied Dec 24, 2001

    seeking, why do bad things happen to good people?
     
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    HESHIANDET - Replied Dec 24, 2001

    yo dun,
    is it true you stick your din-din in the hun hun of mum mums. then run run your cum cum on their bum bum????














    cause i always thought you were homosexual???
     
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    seeking - Replied Dec 24, 2001

    bad thigns happen to good people, because they arent very fucking good at being bad. if they were, then no one would fuck with them, cause they'd be like 'yo, dont fuck with that dude, he's bad'
     
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    MR BOJANGLES - Replied Dec 24, 2001

    seeking, does god really kill moms and puppies?
     
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    seeking - Replied Dec 24, 2001

    hold up. man, you guys arent doing it right. you gotta argue with me about a real topic, and i'll just be totaly wrong.

    basically, what were doing, is im giving you guys a chance to know what it feels like to be me. you can know how frustrating it is to argue with a moron that doesnt admit when he's wrong, even though that is clearly the case. get it?
     
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    T.T Boy - Replied Dec 24, 2001

    look pal, bad things happen to good people because of the apple pie princlple invented by mendel, it states the when one is an asshole they mush prosper at all things including duct taping horses to lego. jeez man.... how the fuck didnt you get that one?
     
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    MR BOJANGLES - Replied Dec 24, 2001

    so seeking, i heard youre nascar's number one fan. is that correct?
    am i playing right now?
     
  13. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Dec 24, 2001

    This thread was funny up till Seeking's last post, cause he rationalized a perfectly hilarious premise. Now that that's clear, I ask you this: Are you ever wrong, Seeking? Beer,

    El Mamerro
     
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    seeking - Replied Dec 24, 2001

    ummm, no, cause its just asking my opinion. lets argue about something real, something with facts and shit like that.

    this is turning out to be way more hassle than its going to be worth.
     
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    T.T Boy - Replied Dec 24, 2001

    ok, i would like to discuss the topic of evolution, i believe the theory that we come from apes and we have evolved.




    sorry, im totally forcing this. i just want to see how backwards this can get.
     
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