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My cat's breath...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Smart, Nov 10, 2001.

  1. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 178
    smells like catfood.

    this thread is for Ralph Wiggum quotes
  2. Xeroshoes

    Xeroshoes Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 16, 2001 Messages: 1,413 Likes Received: 0
    ahhh ralph wiggum......

    "so....do you like....stuff?"

    "the pointy kitty took the key!"

    "my daddy shoots people."

    "Go banana!"

    Bah i cant think of any more right now
  3. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    smells like boogie hands.
  4. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 1,496 Likes Received: 0
    "Look Super Nintendo Chalmers! I'm learnding!"
  5. Smart is lucky,
    My dogs breath smells like tuna fish...bliaaaaah
    Damn, i dont use an alarm clock anymore.I only need my dog to yawn in front of my face and boom! i'm up for the rest of the day,no cofee, no coke
  6. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Guest

    i beat the smart kids, i beat the smart k...ow, i bent my wookie...
    mrs hoover, my worm jumped up in my mouth and i swallowed him...can i have another (mrs hoover) no ralph, youll have to lay your head down on your desk and go to sleep...(ralph) sleep! thats where im a viking....
  7. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 11,276 Likes Received: 71
    Alright...now I've got to bust out all the Ralph Wiggum sayings:

    "What's lime disease?"
    "Does that mean you're crazy?
    "I'm going to eat chocolate 'til I barf!"
    "Yes, but what man can tame her?"
    "And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."
    "He's still funny, but not 'ha-ha' funny."
    "My parents won't let me use scissors."
    "So, do you...like...stuff?"
    "It says 'I Choo-choo-choose You,' and there's a picture of a train!"
    "The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."
    "What's a battle?"
    "You're deceptive."
    "Wheee! ...ow, I bit my tongue!"
    "I'm Idaho."
    "My cat's name is Mittens"
    "What's a diorama?"
    "I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids!"
    "I bent my wookie."
    "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

    Ralph: "Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent."
    Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"
    Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom."

    "Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office."
    "Ow, my face is on fire!"
    "Somebody took my juice money!"
    "I won! I won!"
    "Me fail English? That's unpossible."
    "Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove."
    "I'm a boy!"
    "I don't feel right."

    Ralph: "Miss Hoover? The floor is shaking."
    Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you thought the --"
    [gusher explodes through the ceiling, taking Ralph with it]

    "Um, hi, Bart. I know you from school."
    "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"
    "When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!"
    "I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant."
    "Was president Lincoln okay?"
    "That is sooo 1991."
    "My neck hurts and my ear hurts. I have two owwies."
    "I'm pedaling backwards!"
    "I heard a Frankenstein lives there!"
    "Hi, Lisa! We're going to be in a pie!"
    "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
    "My knob tastes funny."
    "I dress myself!"
    "I think I wet my bed."
    "Daddy, these rubber pants are hot."
    "Look, big daddy, it's regular daddy."
    "Maybe she drove to the moon."
    "Which one is oral?"
    "No, Miss Hoover, I'm Ralph."
    "Which one is one?"
    "Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school."
    "Teacher made me go to Principal Skinner's office when I was dirty."
    "When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."
    "But you're suffering!"
    "Bye, witches! Thanks for not eating me!"
    "I'm special!" (twice)
    You're going to heaven!"
    "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
    "Go, banana!"
    "I ated the purple berries"
    "It tastes like ... burning"
    "I found a moon rock in my nose!"
    "Hey, I know you, my daddy took your beer."
    "Your hair is tall, and pretty!"
    "Help! She's touching my special area!"
    "My toys are all sticky."
    "Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours."
    "Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!"
    "This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end."
    "That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!"
    "He's gonna smell like hot dogs."
    "Maybe it's presents for all of us!"
    "Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."
    "This snowflake tastes like fishsticks."
    "Is this my house?"
    "She's gonna say my name!"
    "Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
    "I'm learnding"
    "Somebody should iron you."
    "Look, Daddy, a whale egg!"
    "You're King David! I love you 'cause you kill people."
    "Daddy says I'm _this_ close to sleeping in the yard."
    "And I want a bike and a monkey and a friend for the monkey."
    "At my house, we call them [fires] 'Uh-Oh's.'"
    "Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!"
    "I can't breathe good and it's making me sleepy."
    (Pointing at Homer) "Mommy has bosoms like that."
    "Mr. Flanders, you're blinded-ed."
    "I fell out two times."
    "Teacher, my shoes are making noise."
    "My daddy shoots people!"
    "Lisa's bad dancing makes my feet sad."
    "I ate too much plastic candy."
    "Freeze, you crazy mommy!"
    (After being soaked in fake blood) "I look like cable TV!"
    "Sim-Sim likes to boogie."
    "Mr. Army Man, I can't sleep without my Reggie Rabbit!"
    He says a scouring pad is "cold and hurty"
    (After seeing the comic store's "Adult Section") "Everybody's hugging!"
    "Whee! I'm a pop sensation."
    "I'm wearing a bathrobe, and I'm not even sick."
    "Pop music's hard work."
    "I can't read."
    "I wanna twirl."
    "His tummy sounds angry, daddy."
    "We're a totem pole!"
    [about Homer's knee wound] "Can I touch it?" "It's healing over my hand!"
    "I almost died."

    Aye! Carumba!
  8. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

    ralph wiggum needs a smack.
  9. Harpo Marx

    Harpo Marx Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2001 Messages: 1,525 Likes Received: 3
    "Hey, Im cable TV!''
  10. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,364 Likes Received: 299
  11. dBUSH

    dBUSH Guest

    "I can't believe I used to date you."

    Ralph said this to or about Lisa- I can't remember but that's fucking pimp.
  12. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    smells like kat food.

    DEADONE Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 21, 2001 Messages: 1,211 Likes Received: 0
  14. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 178
    Look Supernintendo Chalmers, I'm Learnding!
  15. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2

    "Me fail english?that's unpossible!

    -"we're on a playdate"

    -ralph:"bye witches, thanks for not eating me!"
    chief:"yeah you hags are alright!"

    -"ew daddy this tastes like grandma"