Gunm Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Another installation of..... TRUE TALES OF THE OFFICE! So yesterday i noticed this guy in HR had developed a monstrous cold sore on the corner of his mouth.Weeping, crusty....nasty. Like, big enough so that i'd shun social contact if I had it. In any event, I am at my friends cubicle and he walks by. I turn and whisper "Holy shit, do you see that sore homie has? yarrgghh!" My friend duly notes this and nods his head in agreement. Now, i had thought sore-man had taken off but in reality he was loading paper into the printer on the other side of my friends cubicle. At this point, being oblivious to the guys presence I say in a much louder voice: "Yeah, that sore is hard core. I had a real small cold sore like that once....holy shit, I kept a low pro fordays until it went away. Ugly as fuck dude." Then we both notice dude stand up and walk away......oops oops oops...damnit So now this guy with the sore won't even say hello. I think he probably went home and cried himself to sleep or something. edit: speeeeling errors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 YOUUU PULLLED HIS CAAAARD...NEENER, NEENER, NEEN-ERRRRRRRR. Man, I'd HATE to work with you....y'all would eat my lunch and insult my women...then post it here. DAAAA-YUM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLL Or DiE Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Then people complaint why White folks be shootin up the place.... Love u Lens.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 LENS AINT A MOD, there i lowered your self esteem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 14, 2005 Author Share Posted December 14, 2005 The guy whose milk i stole....he got a fresh bottle and put it in the fridge and put all kinds of bullshit "hands off!!!!" labels on it. So, what i wanna do is take the container of chocolate syrup that's in the fridge too, pour it into his precious milk and transform it into..CHOCOLATE MILK. Imagine how fucking furious dude would be when he went to enjoy his morning bowl of cereal and suddenly he's stuck with something only Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes could enjoy...ha ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATEBREEDER Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 ABOUT 15 YEARS AGO I WAS ON ACID, STONED, AND DRINKING WHEN HOMIES GIRL GIVES ME THE PHONE. GUY ON PHONE MENTIONS SOMETHING ABOUT STU, A (HUGE, AND SCARY) DRUGDEALER. IM ALL STU IS A FUCKING FAGGOT, I HATE THAT UGLY PIECE OF SHIT. IT WAS STU ON THE PHONE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 14, 2005 Author Share Posted December 14, 2005 Originally posted by onesecondple@Dec 14 2005, 11:21 PM LENS AINT A MOD, there i lowered your self esteem Quoted post No, i am a robot secretly controlled by raven to test the MODS patience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATEBREEDER Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Originally posted by LENS@Dec 14 2005, 11:21 PM The guy whose milk i stole....he got a fresh bottle and put it in the fridge and put all kinds of bullshit "hands off!!!!" labels on it. So, what i wanna do is take the container of chocolate syrup that's in the fridge too, pour it into his precious fucking milk and transform it into..CHOCOLATE MILK. Imagine how fucking furious dude would be when he went to enjoy his morning bowl of cereal and suddenly he's stuck with something only Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes could enjoy...ha ha ha ha Quoted post PRICELESS. YOU SHOULD BE DOCUMENTING ALL OF THIS WITH A DIGI CAM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Originally posted by LENS HOMIE WITH THE HIDEOUS COLD SORE@Dec 14 2005, 06:14 PM FUCK LENSÂ ::cry:: Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Originally posted by LENS+Dec 14 2005, 06:22 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LENS - Dec 14 2005, 06:22 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-onesecondple@Dec 14 2005, 11:21 PM LENS AINT A MOD, there i lowered your self esteem Quoted post No, i am a robot secretly controlled by raven to test the MODS patience. Quoted post [/b] hahahha, finally a good retort. AND THAT GUY EVEN HAS FUCKED UP TEEFS, damn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 14, 2005 Author Share Posted December 14, 2005 Hatebreeder.....the chocolate milk will have to wait a while....I have attracted some suspicion lately so i need to keep it on the backburner but rest assured it'll happen and when it does...12oz has a front row seat. And the sore is on the left hand side of his mouth...very nasty. you don't even wanna be upwind of the guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 see, lens can talk crazy shit like that, yall dudes dont have any idea how many niggas this guy rolls with... wonk saggin. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 a relateable situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 if i knew where lens worked id start sneaking hints of his asian fetish all over the office. japanese schoolgirl pics in the refridgerator an asian centerfold, with the words "I KNOW YOU WANT ME" written, hanged by the water cooler. and other ideas i havent thought of. lens youre fucking mine, i am here to protect the innocent from your sophmoric humor. REPENT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 i started working for a company again that fired me 2 years ago.But alot has changed since then and they love me know.its a traveling job.and whenever i go to diffrent stores with my boss.he always seem to pop up as soon as i started tellin people about my job and how much of a chill ass boss i got.and hell just give me this look.its not like i am talking shit though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 only white people get cold sores.....WHY is that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 because youre white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Originally posted by ego maniac@Dec 14 2005, 08:18 PM only white people get cold sores.....WHY is that... Quoted post only black people get ashy,why is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 15, 2005 Author Share Posted December 15, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Dec 15 2005, 12:01 AM if i knew where lens worked id start sneaking hints of his asian fetish all over the office. japanese schoolgirl pics in the refridgerator an asian centerfold, with the words "I KNOW YOU WANT ME" written, hanged by the water cooler. and other ideas i havent thought of. lens youre fucking mine, i am here to protect the innocent from your sophmoric humor. REPENT! Quoted post No, you'd probably just help my stress level during the day. Stuff like that would puzzle others, confuse some but give me satiusfaction thanks. You won't stop me mr. cash....there will be more office terror threads like this one. I am the Al Queda of (Blank) (BLANK) Management Inc! HA HA HA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Just like when I asked Lens to hold my beer and he drunk it all. He said he set it down and the bartender threw it out... Foker...You gotta watch this guy close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brydon Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 White people get ashy, its just less noticeable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 15, 2005 Author Share Posted December 15, 2005 ^^^ ha ha ha i can't believe you're still bitter about that 88' Is there a cabin trip this year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebineezer Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 thats a zinger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Hmm, Ill take ashiness over mouth warts anyday.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 This chick at my old work came into the break room and she had gotten some form of serious infection that turned her lips BLACK,I gagged like fully almost puked when she came in.I felt so bad for her,but seriously if it's bad enough to make me gag then stay home slut bag and stop licking the urnal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 ^^^^ hahahah funnyshtuff... ay she was white too huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Originally posted by Brydon@Dec 14 2005, 08:15 PM White people get ashy, its just less noticeable. Quoted post THIS IS HILARIOUS.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I do concur ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuyorican Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 why/how/why/how is it funny that white ppls ashiness is less noticable? did i miss something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 u just hada be there ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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