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My Big Mouth

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Dec 14, 2005.

  1. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    Another installation of.....

    TRUE TALES OF THE OFFICE!

    So yesterday i noticed this guy in HR had developed a monstrous cold sore on the corner of his mouth.Weeping, crusty....nasty. Like, big enough so that i'd shun social contact if I had it.

    In any event, I am at my friends cubicle and he walks by. I turn and whisper "Holy shit, do you see that sore homie has? yarrgghh!" My friend duly notes this and nods his head in agreement.

    Now, i had thought sore-man had taken off but in reality he was loading paper into the printer on the other side of my friends cubicle. At this point, being oblivious to the guys presence I say in a much louder voice:

    "Yeah, that sore is hard core. I had a real small cold sore like that once....holy shit, I kept a low pro fordays until it went away. Ugly as fuck dude."

    Then we both notice dude stand up and walk away......oops oops oops...damnit

    So now this guy with the sore won't even say hello. I think he probably went home and cried himself to sleep or something.

    edit: speeeeling errors
     
  2. Sparoism

    Sparoism Guest

    YOUUU PULLLED HIS CAAAARD...NEENER, NEENER, NEEN-ERRRRRRRR.

    Man, I'd HATE to work with you....y'all would eat my lunch and insult my women...then post it here. DAAAA-YUM.
     
  3. KiLL Or DiE

    KiLL Or DiE Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 26, 2004 Messages: 1,920 Likes Received: 5
    Then people complaint why White folks be shootin up the place....

    Love u Lens..
     
  4. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    LENS AINT A MOD, there i lowered your self esteem
     
  5. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    The guy whose milk i stole....he got a fresh bottle and put it in the fridge and put all kinds of bullshit "hands off!!!!" labels on it.

    So, what i wanna do is take the container of chocolate syrup that's in the fridge too, pour it into his precious milk and transform it into..CHOCOLATE MILK. Imagine how fucking furious dude would be when he went to enjoy his morning bowl of cereal and suddenly he's stuck with something only Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes could enjoy...ha ha ha ha
     
  6. HATEBREEDER

    HATEBREEDER Member

    Joined: Sep 3, 2004 Messages: 448 Likes Received: 0
    ABOUT 15 YEARS AGO I WAS ON ACID, STONED, AND DRINKING
    WHEN HOMIES GIRL GIVES ME THE PHONE. GUY ON PHONE MENTIONS
    SOMETHING ABOUT STU, A (HUGE, AND SCARY) DRUGDEALER.
    IM ALL STU IS A FUCKING FAGGOT, I HATE THAT UGLY PIECE OF SHIT.

    IT WAS STU ON THE PHONE.
     
  7. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    No, i am a robot secretly controlled by raven to test the MODS patience.
     
  8. HATEBREEDER

    HATEBREEDER Member

    Joined: Sep 3, 2004 Messages: 448 Likes Received: 0
    PRICELESS. YOU SHOULD BE DOCUMENTING ALL OF THIS
    WITH A DIGI CAM.
     
  9. dumy

    dumy Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 5,056 Likes Received: 0
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  10. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    No, i am a robot secretly controlled by raven to test the MODS patience.
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    hahahha, finally a good retort.


    AND THAT GUY EVEN HAS FUCKED UP TEEFS, damn
     
  11. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    Hatebreeder.....the chocolate milk will have to wait a while....I have attracted some suspicion lately so i need to keep it on the backburner but rest assured it'll happen and when it does...12oz has a front row seat.

    And the sore is on the left hand side of his mouth...very nasty.

    you don't even wanna be upwind of the guy
     
  12. THANKYOU

    THANKYOU Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 4, 2005 Messages: 2,772 Likes Received: 21
    see, lens can talk crazy shit like that, yall dudes dont have any idea how many niggas this guy rolls with...

    wonk saggin.

    ;)
     
  13. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    a relateable situation.
     
  14. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    if i knew where lens worked id start sneaking hints of his asian fetish all over the office.


    japanese schoolgirl pics in the refridgerator

    an asian centerfold, with the words "I KNOW YOU WANT ME" written, hanged by the water cooler.

    and other ideas i havent thought of.

    lens youre fucking mine, i am here to protect the innocent from your sophmoric humor.

    REPENT!
     
  15. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    i started working for a company again that fired me 2 years ago.But alot has changed since then and they love me know.its a traveling job.and whenever i go to diffrent stores with my boss.he always seem to pop up as soon as i started tellin people about my job and how much of a chill ass boss i got.and hell just give me this look.its not like i am talking shit though.
     
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