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:idea: I'm a brite one here

 

 

 

 

yeah...... i'll trade sex for a bed buddy....lol.....JK.....but really.....its a nice bed.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

edit*** Ekkk yo! theres some crazy ass noise coming from the side of my house.....fuck that bed buddy....anyone got a bat.....:shook:

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Originally posted by Kettiecat

oh and my hamster died...and he is now rotting outside my house in a rain soaked cage.

u are a horrible horrible person......

but uh...was yer whole point to get a thread with a bunch of dudes telling you how they wanna stick it to u?....cus if it waaaas.....(shaking fist like homer)

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Guest uncle-boy
Originally posted by Kettiecat

anyone got a bat.....:shook:

 

 

i got a fish club, and im a toasty 90 degrees.

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Guest uncle-boy

my condolences to your shinner oner.

 

ps. your name and signature are making me :lol: .....but keep in mind, i am drunk.

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Originally posted by Kettiecat

oh and my hamster died...and he is now rotting outside my house in a rain soaked cage.

 

Aren't you the same girl who used to climb onto her roof from her bedroom to pee? You piss on roofs and leave dead hamsters in cages outside? If you didn't have such a sweet looking vag I'd say that you're really fucked up!

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Originally posted by krie

fart in it, itll warm it up :D

 

this technique is called a 'dutch oven'

the chinese invented it around the same time as fireworks, watertorture,

rice, chopsticks, pasta and wontons.

 

 

this is the best suggestion yet.

 

i rarely see my own bed anymore.

im rarely home..

i feel like ive been drugged ( in the not so good way)

 

take some melatonin.. (not melanin) and a glass of milk..(for extra melatonin.. or turkey)... light some lavender incense and meditate.

 

 

-bobbylon.

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Originally posted by mr_president

ummmmmmm get a dildo and name it teaser... and let it sleep with and in ya...

 

:lol:

 

the best suggestion yet. If you want someone in your bed, go out to a bar, pick a guy up, suck his dick, and promise him anal sex in the morning.

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Guest willy.wonka

your bed is cold?

well its a good thing i got gas.

 

i know somebody that uses "your bean shot" as thier aim icon.

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