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Mumbling stupid songs

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_Tesseract, Jan 5, 2003.

  1. So yeah...j-lo is fuckin hot in that 'jenny from the block' video. No doubt she's one of the sexiest women around...as i entered the shower i still had her nipples in my head, i started mumbling that stupid song and i remembered willys flick with jlo's personal nipple tweaker...which reminded me 12oz so as i was mumbling i changed the song a bit:

    Its just me, just Tesser from the block
    used to have two balls now i have a lot
    rub it in your face and you like that a lot
    it smells so bad we need to smoke some pot
     
  2. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 21, 2002 Messages: 3,975 Likes Received: 0
  3. sneak

    sneak Guest

    utterly amazing.....
    all hail tesseract, the king of song writing :king:
     
  4. I have done quiet a bit of freestyling over that tune lately... Funny.

    Dont be fooled by the cocks that she sucks...
     
  5. Hell yeah Europe, heres on for you


    Its just me, just Europe from the North
    With the bronze marmaid suckin on my cock



    :dazed: :dazed: :dazed:
     
  6. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24
    how old is j-lo anyways, 26? 7?
     
  7. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,058 Likes Received: 47
    Dude, what an awesome thread title... story... and song. :amazement:

    Dirty's Patented 2 Middle Fingers Up of Approval Technology.
     
  8. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    I dont think shes 7, if she is...shes really developed. Like Robin Williams in that movie Jack.
     
  9. A song for me? Thanks.

    But is that Mermaid or Barmaid?
     

  10. Hahaha, i dunno man, thats for you to choose, i'm just the poet ya know!?

    I believe your city has both...
     
  11. Id go with the Barmaid then, the Mermaid is just a tourist-scam anyway...
     
  12. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    What I always find as funny is that the stupid crappy pop videos that are here in america, and shown WAYYY less and WAYYYYY LESS popular here in the states than over there in europe. They eat that crappy shit up in europe, and no one listens to it here really except for 12/13 year old girls.
     
  13. Dont be fooled bro, we just love your bitches...haha
     
  14. sneak

    sneak Guest

    bro, you get pop videos aswell....
     
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