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ms. cleo is facing a grand jury indictment , so i turned to rob brezney instead

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by mental invalid, Aug 10, 2001.

  1. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    ...okay so who wants to join my club, 'the nobel mischief club'....funny cause lately ive been doing that society influenced doubt thing, 'casting shadows over my imagination'....i used to be a boy scout too!...lol....im much more down for demerit badges and a little chaos....(for explanation please read gemini).....first meeting of the nobel mischiefs will be on sat., meet me on the corner of chaos and creativity if you want in.......r

    WARNING:THIS IS NO WAY EXEMPTS THE INDIVIDUAL FROM HIS/HER OWN ACTION OR LIFE

    -just wanted to say that for all the people who tell me that i shouldnt base my life on astrology-no shit!


    ARIES (March 21-April 19)

    Close your eyes, please, and imagine yourself having a religious experience in a big pile of money. Feel the crisp, high-denomination bills cushioning your body as you writhe ecstatically, the white light of enlightenment surging through you. This visualization exercise should help you activate the magic circuit in your brain where the lust for more money overlaps your yearning to know God. And that will put you in sweet alignment with the opportunities that fate has prepared for you. P.S. Your power symbol for the week is the diamond, a symbol of sublime value to both a jeweler and a Buddhist.

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    TAURUS (April 20-May 20)

    You'll never guess what single thread links all of these people: a 65-year-old sex therapist, an ex-CIA agent turned porcelain doll collector, a Wiccan lawyer who defends pagan groups from police harassment, and the vegetarian heir to a large meat-packing company. What they all have in common is that they've chosen the same real estate agent for their house-buying needs: my Taurus brother Tom Brezsny. I suggest that you other Bulls try to match Tom's versatility as you attend to your own labors of love in the coming weeks. Expand your capacity for giving your favorite gifts to a wide variety of worthy people. Do what you do best with the most improvisational, miscellaneous spirit you can summon.

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    GEMINI (May 21-June 20)

    One of my favorite groups of performers at the annual Burning Man event in the Nevada desert is the Burning Scouts of America. As an alternative to the Boy Scouts, they're "dedicated to infusing youth with a love of chaos and hedonism." If you join up, you can earn Demerit Badges in "Unfocused Rage," "Spitting Into the Wind," and "Gender Mutation." Drunken scoutmasters take you on naked nature hikes and foul-mouthed Burning Girl Scouts serve you charred cookies. You'd benefit from an influence like that, Gemini. It would help you resist the forces of conformity and conservatism, which are now casting shadows over your imagination. In fact, how about if you create your own gang of troublemakers? You can call yourselves "The Noble Mischief Club."

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    CANCER (June 21-July 22)

    My local daily paper, the San Francisco Chronicle, runs a heartbreaking column by TV critic John Carman. Because of the degraded nature of the medium he covers, his brilliant wit is devoted almost entirely to ingenious put-downs. I feel so much pity for the waste of his intelligence that I can hardly bear to read him. How I wish he had a forum where he could channel his extravagant life force into works of praise and celebration at least half the time. Let Carman's sorry fate serve as a warning beacon to us, my fellow Crabs, especially now. Like him, we're prone to letting our fertile minds get sidetracked into highly creative bitching and complaining. Fight this tendency with all your heart.

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    LEO (July 23-Aug 22)

    I'd like to give you some nice gifts for your birthday, but you'll have to help me out. The first treat is a Karmic Credit Card. You can use it to pay off one of your major karmic debts. To obtain yours, send a self-addressed, 9" by 12" envelope with two stamps on it to P.O. Box 761, Petaluma, CA 94953. The second present I want you to have is a target with only one bull's-eye. Create it yourself, please, and use it to replace that weird target you've been aiming at lately -- the one with three bull's-eyes. The third blessing I want you to have is a piggy bank you don't put money into. Rather, you will fill it with slips of paper on which you've written promises to yourself about how you're going to increase the value of your talents in the next twelve months.

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    VIRGO (Aug 23-Sept 22)

    Every year you seem to pack six months' worth of living and dying and being reborn into the last few weeks before your birthday. This time around you're cramming in about a decade's worth. All the emotions you'd been suppressing are erupting. All the illusions you'd been working overtime to uphold are rapidly losing their believability. All the contradictions you'd been frantically trying to keep separate are melting down into a gargantuan blob of fertile chaos. All the golden opportunities you'd been holding at bay are forcing you to let them in or else.

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    LIBRA (Sept 23-Oct 22)

    If you're destined to have a 12-inch-tall action figure cast in your likeness and mass-produced during your lifetime, it'll probably happen soon. If you're ever going to create a lasting masterpiece that'll be able to communicate your essence to the people of the 22nd century, you should begin it now. And if you were waiting for the right moment to flip the bird at the coldest, cruelest aspects of the world, that moment is at hand. In other words, Libra, it's show time. Whether you bring your song-and-dance to the smoky back rooms or to huge stadiums, it should consist of either a budding tour de force or your greatest hits.

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    SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21)

    When I was a weirdo attending Duke University some years ago, I wasn't half as freaky as my friend Alex. At the tender age of 21 he had already forged himself into a mythic figure of Kerouac-ian proportions. His writing was breathtakingly original. As yearbook editor, he produced a bizarrely entertaining tome that mimicked the style of outlaw author William S. Burroughs. We all expected that when Alex left the ivory tower he'd evolve into a towering figure on the national literary scene. Alas, an old classmate reports that he is now an executive at a top ad agency, churning out inflammatory copy to sell cars and perfume. I offer him up as your reverse role model, Scorpio. The stars are urging you to move in a direction exactly opposite to his. With fierce authenticity, head towards the land of more integrity and wilder soul.

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    SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21)

    The veil between this world and the next is parting. You will be privy to visions of secret truths and future events that no one else can see. To complicate matters, though, you may also be visited by mere hallucinations that spring from your unhealed wounds. It'll be a challenge to know which are which. Here's one gauge for telling them apart: The deluded fantasies will tempt you to believe you're better than other people, while the authentic revelations will render you humble and compassionate.

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    CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19)

    Your past isn't what it used to be, and the proof will soon emerge. It'll be a little like archaeologists finding a fossilized TV embedded in 35-million-year old rock strata. For some of you, it may even have a resemblance to discovering your real parents were gypsies who gave you away the day after you were born. After the initial shock, Capricorn, you can expect a rush of liberated glee at the prospect of revising your theories about how you got to be who you are now.

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    AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18)

    I wish I could tell you stories that gave you grinning power over your fears. I wish I could inspire you to risk a radical act of faith in behalf of your freshest dreams. I wish I could shock you into seeing yourself as your best teacher might see you. And I wish that if these things weren't within my power, something or someone else would catalyze them. According to my reading of the astrological omens, Aquarius, I will get at least half of my last wish granted.

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    PISCES (Feb 19-March 20)

    You may not be the cleverest sign of the zodiac, but you're probably the deepest. What you lack in sheer mental pyrotechnics you make up for with the artistry of your emotional acrobatics. If you think I'm buttering you up so you'll leave yourself open for me to kick you in the butt, you're right. The fact is, Pisces, that you won't be able to think your way out of the amazing maze you're lost in. Your only hope is to summon a flood of feelings to flush you out. Show everyone why our judges have named you the Touchie-Feelie Genius of 2001.
     
  2. beardo

    beardo Guest

    dude just stop.
     
  3. jades_blue

    jades_blue Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 1,019 Likes Received: 0
    no, don't. (although I'm not really sure if I like mine or my bfs.)
     
  4. Klypse

    Klypse Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 2,533 Likes Received: 0
    what the hell is a bfs?
     
  5. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    i dunno what to make of mine or my friends. hm....it's so early!
     
  6. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    Yes, thank you very much, i look forward to reading the next one... Did you write these all your self?
     
  7. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    .....nah but i sent ya the link....
     
  8. jades_blue

    jades_blue Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 1,019 Likes Received: 0
    ha. could you have been any more rude? fyi - it stands for boyfriends. (no that isn't plural either, I'm a stupid ass who doesn't know how to use punctuation marks.)
     
  9. Ammo

    Ammo Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 9, 2001 Messages: 1,146 Likes Received: 0
    fuck man i had been wondering what the fuck was going on with me and that shit just told it
     
  10. Klypse

    Klypse Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 2,533 Likes Received: 0
    my bad, I didnt mean to be rude, but Ive heard this "bfs" being used a lot and I was just wondering what it was.
     
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