ILoveTease Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 i cant beleive no ones done this yet but this little fella cracks me up, he deserves his own fanclub...cmeup mr_president teaer what ever you call him this guys appreciation thread was well overdue :king: Originally posted by cmeup man o man, this weekend i was a camera man for my homie...shit was mad funny. situation: it was me, two of my friends "T" and "D" we'll say, and D's X girlfriend that is still madly in love with him. his girl wanted to sleep with him and since he dont really like her anymore, he asked if 'T' could join in too, she said yes. so we over at another homies place, getting drunk (them anyways, i had to stay sober to drive/shoot the movie http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'> ) and then the action begins. she goes into the bathroom to change and then D follows her, dragging in T behind him, and they shut tha door. im like, fuck, im gonna miss it, but no. so i pull a kick door with camera in hand, and start filming, they are on the ground kissing and sucking her tits, it goes on for like 10 mins, i then suggest they go into the bedroom across the hall, we do... they continue making out and sucking her tits, and then them panties drop. butter. big ole ass, and these tities yall was WHOA, perfectly shaped and biggums. so they bust out the rubbers. and D starts going at it. first in submission style, then doggie style, then she rides him after briefly stopping to suck his dick. OH NO, limp dick! T cant get it up, he is missing out in the action, wacking off on the floor trying to catch a hard on, but with no prevail. they were mad drunk off everclear, so u know... kiddies that stuff dont play... http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'> ahhaah, anyways, after about 45 mins of fun, some battery failure and light source problems in the beggining, my first shot porno movie was made!!! and what a beauty it was... -black and white copy: 10 bucks. -color copy: 15 bucks. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'> condoms- 5 bucks. camcorder and equipment- 700+ seeing friends girly naked- priceless. C is for oOoCAMERA-MANoOo http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> heres a freestyle he did early 2001 Originally posted by cmeup im that boy tease straight outta texas im broke as fuck aint got no necklace shoes unlaced and my pants off my ass jump in my ride an hit tha gas flippin down the freeway driving all crazy dont got a job cuz im to fucking lazy panties drop when i open my mouth im a whiteboy coming straight from tha south everythings bigger where im from girls love my dick and swallow my cum eat me up like a piece a candy you dont beleive me you better ask brandy i come through everytime but right now im to tired to continue this rhyme better bet tease when your down on your luck that boys so crazy cuz he dont give a fuck... aint feelin' it today man... duecers<~ teaserok =) what was said during his banning Originally posted by cntrl+alt+del ....i dont know why i should stick my neck out for some kid i dont know...but i guess theres no point in living if you dont stick your neck out. all of you mods have been looking for a reason to ban tease for a LONG time. and it looks like it took a drunk heshiandet to carry it out. you guys just plain and simple dont like tease. which is fine. except that you are mods. you see a tease thread and automatically know your going to hate it. its pretty clear you took teases last 2 threads differently then how he meant them to be. he was joking. ....i guess what im trying to say is, you should separate your personal hate for tease, from your duty as a moderator to ban users that break rules. if there are rules that tease broke, then please post them and ill shut up about it all. but if its simply that you dislike tease....then thats bullshit. you didnt even let that poll run for long. i KNOW this board isnt a democracy. i know that even if a shit load of people said bring back tease, you still wouldnt have to. when you banned allah ni**a and someone started a unban him thread, i thought that was bullshit, because allah was just getting on to piss people off, and he was wasting space and using ravens bandwidth. there are plenty of people on 12oz that only make comments and dont add to any meaningfull commentary. it all comes down, basically (in my opinion) to raven. because this is HIS board, and you (mods) are suppose to be enforcing his laws. if raven is in favor of the tease band, theres nothing i can do. and ill leave it at that. but damn man....this looks like injustice. sure, theres a crapload of people on this board that dont like tease. but you can all just add him to your ignore list! you dont have to ban the kid. you just want him to suffer. bah, if you stick your neck out, many times it gets chopped off. im sure ive envoked the wrath of the mods now, and plenty of users. but i dont mind, after all, ITS JUST THE INTERNET. i have my views, you all have yours. i ask that you all try to see where im coming from before you reply at all to this. control+alt+delete ^^smells like sulfur[/b] and out post some old teaser stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 you make me bash his skull in with an empty can? get the fuck out or ill take your life and never give it back. tease does not write graffiti.....he runs his mouth on a writers forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveTease Posted May 20, 2003 Author Share Posted May 20, 2003 oh and if anyone wants the user name you can use it to show your love Username:ILoveTease Password:pigfat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 DELETE THIS EUROPE.......MOTHERFUCKER RUN HIS MOUTH AND JOCK WRITERS WHILE TRYNNA SAY WE JOCK. GET THE FUCK OUT OR I WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL AND NEVER RELEASE EVEN IF I GET THE PRICE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 ZEE ZEE...... DONT START WITH ME. PEE PEE. SHIT NIGGUH.............................................................. A PLEASURE WOULD BE SURGICALLY REMOVING YOUR LIFE. GET OFF NIGGUH.......YOU GET KILLED.......UNDERSTAND THAT.. I KILL YOU BEFORE YOU FUCK AND WATCH YOU DIE...... UNDER THE EYE OF GOD AND THE POLICE. NUGGUH WHAT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveTease Posted May 20, 2003 Author Share Posted May 20, 2003 Re: oh Originally posted by ILoveTease and if anyone wants the user name you can use it to show your love Username:ILoveTease Password:pigfat hahahahah the password is pigfat but you see why that happened right? :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 YOUR LEFT VENTRICLE WILL BE SLICED IF YOU ARE IN TEXAS. MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEAVE NOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 NO apreciation from me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveTease Posted May 20, 2003 Author Share Posted May 20, 2003 Originally posted by krie NO apreciation from me no one cares you never say anything intresting anyway, and you let yourself into the nightowls :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 Originally posted by Zee_Zee sure wont. PONTIOUS PILOT WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE WHILE THE POLICE BLESS THE DEATH OF YOUR CRACKER ASS STALE WONDERBREAD LIFE.......NUGGUH....................................................YOU BEEN TOOK......START RUNNING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveTease Posted May 20, 2003 Author Share Posted May 20, 2003 Originally posted by cmeup :lol: i was thinking about tha whole "being hard" thing, or acting hard, and have you ever thought about, no matter who it is, picture tha 'hardest' fucker you know.... and then think about what him or her looks like when they are asleep???? nobody is hard when they sleep!!! if you look gangster when you sleep... your a down ass mutha fucker for reals! :lol: ponder on that.... teaser<~:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 I SLEEP WITH BOTH EYES OPEN AND KNIFE IN THE BELT WITH YOUR VENTRICLES NAME ON IT...... I AINT LIKE THAT..... SHOW ME FILLINS IN CHROME..........CHRIST BLESS YOU IF YOU LUCKY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 Originally posted by oldenglish PONTIOUS PILOT WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE WHILE THE POLICE BLESS THE DEATH OF YOUR CRACKER ASS STALE WONDERBREAD LIFE.......NUGGUH... ha, you mentioned pontius pilot why i find that hilarious, im not sure but it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 JOHN PILOT......I SIPPED HIS BEAM AND GAVE HIM THREE KISSES ON THE CHEEK... I GOT ASS OFF HIS EX........CAUSE SHE SAID OK. EX. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveTease Posted May 20, 2003 Author Share Posted May 20, 2003 BUMP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveTease Posted May 20, 2003 Author Share Posted May 20, 2003 Originally posted by cmeup jesus fucking christ what a hoot it is living at home! my moms trashed and we ordered pizza and it came all kindsa fucked up, and she has been bitching them for like 45 mins non stop and has ran down like 5 phone batteries and is pissing me tha fuck off. i cant stand loud ass fucking woman who cant handle themselves when there tipsy.... then her crazy ass tried to kick me off tha net to use tha other phone line.... kick me off 12izzzay! i was like.... BITCH PLEASE... :D (in my head ofcourse) but yea... :lol: hahahaha teaserok<~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/untitled.GIF'> http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/untitled.GIF'> http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/untitled.GIF'> http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/untitled.GIF'> http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/untitled.GIF'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 Originally posted by Zee_Zee fuck you're a loser old english. man you shit me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 my moms trashed and we ordered pizza and it came all kindsa fucked up, and she has been bitching them for like 45 mins non stop and has ran down like 5 phone batteries and is pissing me tha fuck off. this doesnt sound very much like the mom tease has been telling us about lately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveTease Posted May 20, 2003 Author Share Posted May 20, 2003 MINDLESS CLONES/// http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/hiimtease.gif'> http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/hiimtease.gif'> http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/hiimtease.gif'> http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/hiimtease.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 http://www.calvin.edu/academic/cas/gpa/posters/samann.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miles apart Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 because we all know shit talking on the 12oz forum makes you not a pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 lol, this shit is funny. :dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 :rolleyes: i dont know why you included that old post of mine in there. if you read it correctly youll see that it isnt even a post saying anything remotely positive about the fag in question, cmencup. its a (corny) post about my own beliefs on being a moderator. to quote myself: when you banned "allah nigga" and someone started a unban him thread, i thought that was bullshit, because allah was just getting on to piss people off, and he was wasting space and using ravens bandwidth. i still agree with this part of my post. tease is a fucking nuisance, waste of space etc etc. and to quote myself again: theres a crapload of people on this board that dont like tease...add him to your ignore list the fact that i once stood up for him, and now hes on my ignore list says something. if you stick around 12oz long enough, youll figure it out yourself. thanks for posting that though, gives me a chance to clear my name. oh, and in advance because i wont be readin it anyways, get off my nuts tease. controlalter more famous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 i thought this was closed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 o.e. got banned...and this thread is 100% flamboyant...what else.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 the word flamboyant makes me think of big L.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Originally posted by crave the word flamboyant makes me think of big L.... word. Big L makes me think of.... all through highschool i had mad braids n kept mad blades stabbin teachers to death that gave me bad grades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OLD ENGLISH GOT BANNED HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HE GOT BANNED HES BEEN SCAMMED HBLAHSALALAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WOWWWWWWHOOOOHHHOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I WISH HE ....................... TEASE is now the king of stupid again!!!!!!!!! * how pathetic....creating a different account just to get a appreciation thread. ..........eh wutever happy appreciation thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck word. Big L makes me think of.... all through highschool i had mad braids n kept mad blades stabbin teachers to death that gave me bad grades. :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.