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Mr.Yucks Tales From The Backwoods

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by mr.yuck, Dec 27, 2005.

  1. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    Hey everybody. As I'm sure a lot of you have picked up on by now, I live in a retarded backwoods little town. The biggest thing going here is walmart and If you have ever watched Jerry Springer and wondered where it is they get these people, this is the place. I am going to be using this thread to document my stay here and keep you all updated on how shit really goes down.

    So I was at Quack Quacks house the other night hangin out with her and some of her fellow chickens. They were talking about this and that and I was taking it all in. Who is sleeping with whom and the people they hate. A point of interest came up when they started talking about a fellow named Bubba.

    Now a little background on Bubba. He is an 18 year old sophmore in highschool. He is a registered sex offender and not too bright of a guy. Bubba has a girlfriend. His girlfriend is a 14 year old girl in 8th grade. Now the interesting part is that these two live together and have their own place. He is such a loving and caring guy that he grounds his girlfriend when she skips school or gets bad grades. He will send her too her room or wont let her go outside and play.

    Hahah. This place is great. Stay tuned for more updates.
     
  2. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    this bubba sounds like quite a character
     
  3. Gnes 37

    Gnes 37 Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 7,071 Likes Received: 2
    damn you should throw together a fucking video of some sort
     
  4. Grimes

    Grimes Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 11, 2004 Messages: 5,160 Likes Received: 193
    where are you?Arkansas?
     
  5. Plagiarism

    Plagiarism Junior Member

    Joined: Jan 26, 2004 Messages: 110 Likes Received: 0
    ^^ whoa. when did you get back?
     
  6. dumy

    dumy Veteran Member

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    haha..this nigga said arkansas

    the last time I was there it was bad news..

    cops trying to take a nigga down
     
  7. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6

    please believe a documentary is in the making. I have been kicking that idea around for a while now.
     
  8. dumy

    dumy Veteran Member

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    haha..
    DVD's shipping soon?
     
  9. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

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    can you lay off the gay lingo so i don't have to refer to my mtv dictionary everytime you make one of your irrating posts
     
  10. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    This is going to be my first experiment into video editing. Yeah. I will hook up anyone interested for a low low price.
     
  11. dumy

    dumy Veteran Member

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    can you lay off the gay lingo so i don't have to refer to my mtv dictionary everytime you make one of your irrating posts
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    can you stop being worthless? We all know the answer. NO
     
  12. imported_dowmagik

    imported_dowmagik Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2001 Messages: 1,904 Likes Received: 1
    sounds like bubba is just "misunderstood"
     
  13. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    You don't understand the word "nigga"?

    You're in the wrong place, G....
     
  14. John Birch

    John Birch Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2004 Messages: 747 Likes Received: 0
    I knew a guy named Bubba who was dating a 14 year old. He was 25. he was the ugliest wierdest stupidest dude I ever met, but he had a real knack for women. He had like 3 kids with hot gilrs. It turns out they were all very young or something.


    I have no point really, just that guys named Bubba always seem to be some type of sex devients...
     
  15. richard_vagina

    richard_vagina Member

    Joined: Nov 28, 2005 Messages: 578 Likes Received: 0
    yuck knows.


    i know, too.



    here\'s a little story:


    my neighbor, let\'s just call her \'fatty fat fat fatty\' is a former prostitizzy.
    now, this girl is by far no looker. by far. did i mention that she\'s fat?

    ok...good....onward, ho!

    fatty once married a guy who abused her on the daily....naked, street fighting, ripping off clothers, dragging by hair, etc. this guy was a counterfeiter. yeah, he was. he went to jail. i think he\'s out now.

    anyhow, fatty divorced him a long time ago....then dated his brother....

    now she\'s dating her step uncle. uh huh...well, i said dating, but what i mean is fucking. same thing here. in hell.



    good thread yuck.
     
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