mr.yuck Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Hey everybody. As I'm sure a lot of you have picked up on by now, I live in a retarded backwoods little town. The biggest thing going here is walmart and If you have ever watched Jerry Springer and wondered where it is they get these people, this is the place. I am going to be using this thread to document my stay here and keep you all updated on how shit really goes down. So I was at Quack Quacks house the other night hangin out with her and some of her fellow chickens. They were talking about this and that and I was taking it all in. Who is sleeping with whom and the people they hate. A point of interest came up when they started talking about a fellow named Bubba. Now a little background on Bubba. He is an 18 year old sophmore in highschool. He is a registered sex offender and not too bright of a guy. Bubba has a girlfriend. His girlfriend is a 14 year old girl in 8th grade. Now the interesting part is that these two live together and have their own place. He is such a loving and caring guy that he grounds his girlfriend when she skips school or gets bad grades. He will send her too her room or wont let her go outside and play. Hahah. This place is great. Stay tuned for more updates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 this bubba sounds like quite a character Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 damn you should throw together a fucking video of some sort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 where are you?Arkansas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plagiarism Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 ^^ whoa. when did you get back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 haha..this nigga said arkansas the last time I was there it was bad news.. cops trying to take a nigga down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 28, 2005 Author Share Posted December 28, 2005 Originally posted by Gnes 37@Dec 28 2005, 05:04 AM damn you should throw together a fucking video of some sort Quoted post please believe a documentary is in the making. I have been kicking that idea around for a while now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 haha.. DVD's shipping soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Originally posted by dumy@Dec 28 2005, 05:08 AM haha..this nigga said arkansas the last time I was there it was bad news.. cops trying to take a nigga down Quoted post can you lay off the gay lingo so i don't have to refer to my mtv dictionary everytime you make one of your irrating posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 28, 2005 Author Share Posted December 28, 2005 This is going to be my first experiment into video editing. Yeah. I will hook up anyone interested for a low low price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Originally posted by WhiteOx+Dec 28 2005, 01:10 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (WhiteOx - Dec 28 2005, 01:10 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-dumy@Dec 28 2005, 05:08 AM haha..this nigga said arkansas the last time I was there it was bad news.. cops trying to take a nigga down Quoted post can you lay off the gay lingo so i don't have to refer to my mtv dictionary everytime you make one of your irrating posts Quoted post [/b] can you stop being worthless? We all know the answer. NO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 sounds like bubba is just "misunderstood" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Originally posted by WhiteOx@Dec 27 2005, 11:10 PM can you lay off the gay lingo so i don't have to refer to my mtv dictionary everytime you make one of your irrating posts Quoted post You don't understand the word "nigga"? You're in the wrong place, G.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Birch Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 I knew a guy named Bubba who was dating a 14 year old. He was 25. he was the ugliest wierdest stupidest dude I ever met, but he had a real knack for women. He had like 3 kids with hot gilrs. It turns out they were all very young or something. I have no point really, just that guys named Bubba always seem to be some type of sex devients... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 yuck knows. i know, too. here\'s a little story: my neighbor, let\'s just call her \'fatty fat fat fatty\' is a former prostitizzy. now, this girl is by far no looker. by far. did i mention that she\'s fat? ok...good....onward, ho! fatty once married a guy who abused her on the daily....naked, street fighting, ripping off clothers, dragging by hair, etc. this guy was a counterfeiter. yeah, he was. he went to jail. i think he\'s out now. anyhow, fatty divorced him a long time ago....then dated his brother.... now she\'s dating her step uncle. uh huh...well, i said dating, but what i mean is fucking. same thing here. in hell. good thread yuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 the sevenfightseven misses you dearly. my involvement in beer/ciggarette-leeching activities will cease. sellout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 meth is so easy to make. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Stand up guy that Bubba - I love it how he is taking on the parent and lover roles at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 yucko is msk? whattttttttttttttttttttttt hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 meth is only a way for rednecks to get rid of that last tooth that keeps them from gum jobbing every schmoe that walks into the local truck stop for an extra dollar so they can play garth brooks only hit on the juke box four more times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 sounds like this place will be a source of many good posts. it made me nostalgic for the days when I had a bunch of redneck neighbours. http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/index.php...pic=15129&st=40 you find bubba on the web yet? if he's a registered sex offender, wont they have his photo online? lets see this guy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KlapYourMetal Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 yes we need to see this work of art.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Originally posted by dumy+Dec 28 2005, 06:17 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dumy - Dec 28 2005, 06:17 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by WhiteOx@Dec 28 2005, 01:10 AM <!--QuoteBegin-dumy@Dec 28 2005, 05:08 AM haha..this nigga said arkansas the last time I was there it was bad news.. cops trying to take a nigga down Quoted post can you lay off the gay lingo so i don't have to refer to my mtv dictionary everytime you make one of your irrating posts Quoted post can you stop being worthless? We all know the answer. NO Quoted post [/b] zing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Bubba Sparx is ill. So is my man Bubba Franks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 29, 2005 Author Share Posted December 29, 2005 Ah cool. I didnt know we had any pictures taken of us. Drunkeness is awesome. Okay here is another one. At the local highschool they had this guy teacher. He gave all the kids in the class a really important homework assignment. The assignment was for every one in the class to write a paper about what they would want in some one from the opposite sex. Like the kinds of things they would like to do and the types of things they would like to hear the other person say or talk about. Seems harmless enough right? Well the teacher took all of the girls assignments and used them to persue some young ass girl in another class. Haha. Thats something else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 that's twisted (the teacher with the grocery list of perversions) bubs doesn't sound like a bad guy. he's just trying to keep the girl on the right path. (or... the wrong path... you americans freak me out) I dont even know what you consider wrong anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 haha..nothing! "pass the meth on the left hand side.." someone should make that song for all the redneck thugs.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 I'd rather live in the darkest dirtiest cuts of Sunnydale than live in some backwoods hick town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 meth heads are the scum of the earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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