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Movies That Aren't Ever Worth Watching Megathread

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by 26SidedCube, Jul 24, 2004.

  1. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    Alright, there's been enough threads about good movies that most people wouldn't know were decent otherwise, this time I want to switch it up:
    This is where we can save each other from garbage flicks that might be recommended.

    Post up a movie and explain why it's bullshit. Here's my contribution/ reason for starting the thread:

    The Dreamers

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    What happens when you gloryhole and namedrop as many classic pieces of cinema as possible while at the same time trying to deliver some sort of hard-hitting 'the power of innocence' cliche?
    The Dreamers, that's what happens.

    This movie follows the perfect artschool hack formula:

    -Name drops established film makers of the past.
    -The main character is a posh American artschool student studying in Paris.
    -Includes something disturbing/hard to watch.
    -Re-iterates how these people are the transcendental thinkers of their time...
    ...without ever transcending anything.
    -Some good clean incest... because all the best artists/poets fucked their family.
    -Movie built around a war stating that 'war is the dumberest' without ever really including anything about the war.
    -Bullshit ending where nothing is resolved.

    [b]Paraphrased: this movie is visually synonymous with someone writing a poem about how deep their poetry is.[/b]

    Go on people.. save me.
     
  2. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    i saw riddick last night.
     
  3. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    I didn't even see riddick but I know that it would blow
     
  4. Teh0wnz

    Teh0wnz Member

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  5. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671

    THAT IS SO 2003
     
  6. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

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    saying that is so 1999
     
  7. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


    ALL I CAN DO IS LAUGH...youre right:lol:
     
  8. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

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    Score one for eyeforaneye :lol:
     
  9. Teh0wnz

    Teh0wnz Member

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  10. destroya

    destroya Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,714 Likes Received: 1
    "the ninth gate" or something like that.

    boy, that movie was awful.
     
  11. Mr. Peanut

    Mr. Peanut Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 2, 2002 Messages: 3,033 Likes Received: 10
    http://media.bestprices.com/content/vhs/80/225480.jpg'>

    After meteorites fall to Earth in a medieval land, fire-breathing dragons emerge from the rubble to terrorize the countryside, bringing death and destruction. A team of six fighters will have to band together in order to defeat the flying monsters in order to assure the future of mankind. John Rhys-Davies (THE LORD OF THE RINGS) stars.

    to say the least this movie is good for a laugh. don't let john rhys davies give you the wrong impression...this movie is absolute dreck.
    then go watch plan 9 from outerspace:king:
     
  12. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24
  13. beardo

    beardo Guest

  14. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

    ^Yeah? I've never seen it but was planning to. Care to elaborate?

    Stay away from:

    *The Day After Tommorow - Though it is unintentionally funny

    *Blue Velvet - I don't care what you say, I don't think its as good as the rest of the world wants it to be

    *Punch Drunk Love AND Magnolia - Until they make a movie that shows the way burning hot diarrhea feels, these will have to do


    ...I havent been to many movies lately and don't want to list a bunch most of us have seen.
     
  15. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    ANCHORMAN SUCKED ASS.
     
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