kaesthebluntedwonder Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 today i broke my teachers bass violin...itll cost a couple hundred dollars to get fixed. i feel like fuckin shit though for having made such a huge accident...fuckin neck snapped right off. thing sounded so good...thank god i got the coolest motherfucker as my private teacher and not some asshole...things should be okay but damn, i got this bad feeling in my gut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ÀEL GRINGO? Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 ... Your mothers heart... OOOOh!... *bum* *bum* *crash* :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 sounds bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted February 6, 2002 Author Share Posted February 6, 2002 i broke your momas nose with my cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 your girls cherry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 my cherry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ÀEL GRINGO? Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 Ya Mama, Ya Mama, Ya Mama... Its a sad fact, yo mama smokes crack, shes got a burning erning and theres no turning back, her hands drag down to the ground when she walks, spit comes out that bitch mouf when she talks... and so on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODW Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 i hate assholes who are assholes about shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted February 6, 2002 Author Share Posted February 6, 2002 yeh fuck you, im tired fuck sleeping pills why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 a $2,000.00 dollar heating duct while taking down a christams display. it fell from about 50 feet and almost smashed me and my friend, while we were on the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 Most expensive thing you broke kaes was my heart....sigh... ahahaha... gotta love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 six tv's, eight computer moniters, a refridgerator and the front of an amtrak... junk night in towns that amtrak runs through is fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken bone Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 Originally posted by vinyl junkie six tv's, eight computer moniters, a refridgerator and the front of an amtrak... junk night in towns that amtrak runs through is fun... shut up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 my soul but im piecing it back together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 Originally posted by chicken bone shut up no joke... a pick up truck on junk night is a beautiful thing... and this bum who hangs out near my work told me a bout a specific spot on the rail where there's no crossing for a really long time, so the guys running the train don't bother trying to slow down... they just plow into it... however the tv's and computer moniters where together, but the refridgerator was a couple of days later... all of that at once wouldn't be a good idea i don't think... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 i broke my friends ankle while we were playing soccer at school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted February 6, 2002 Author Share Posted February 6, 2002 fuckin i used to work at a tree service company type deal, this was my first job back in 8th grade. i was directing traffic while a co worker was up in the cherry picker abdout 30 feet in the air cutting off branches. so this guy was not directly over the road and i start motioning for traffic to come through. an explorer is driving past and at that same moment a branch about 2 feet long and a a few inches wide is cut, as it falls it hits the power line and bounces out into the road to fall directly on top of this explorer. it didnt do any damage thank god but the lady got out and was all distrught and shit and my co worker went buck on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 i threw my tv out the window one time. me and a friend stole a redline bmx off some kid and trashed it by throwing it into walls and poles and shit. i've focussed many of my skateboards. the list goes on............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 Anyone ever see that 70's show when Eric bounces a bowling ball of the couch and through the TV screen? My advice.......don't try it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 the titanium shutter on a very expensive Canon camera. It's wafer thin, and not ment to be touched. d'oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RaiD Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 my shoulder... skating, hospital bills were fucking horrible. but the pills were well worth it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 when i was about 14 i broke a ski lift. They were fuckin shitty about that one. Luckily i got mad skills and escaped the bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 totalled a car that wasn't even a year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 my dads car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 My rock and roll reputation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
platapie Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 i broke my best friends heart when i was in junior high because i didnt wanna be with him. he hated me for a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blood as ink Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 i broke my bike...that sucked alot. i broke this kid's skylight at some party once...raining glass everywhere...oops...so indoor baseball was a bad idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 my bubbler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 just so you know... NEVER try to do chin-ups on a shower curtain rod, s'ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.