hellcouncil Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 Down by Mr. Sullivan's cabin last summer. Was out on the docks loading up the boat, forgot that I left my sack lunch on the back porch table. Went back to get it when a 12 footer reared up on me out of nowhere. Took one of my arms, both legs. Anybody else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 Shit man, there's so many I can't name 'em all. In fact, I don't think I'm gonna name any of 'em...they were all so traumatic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown twinkie Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 i worked in the bush for 7 years, treeplanting....and had many very close encounters with bears. bears are dope. simultaneously awe inspiring and brown undie activating. they are also faster than you can imagine.... its truly insane how fast they can boogie over a clearcut.... never been attacked. nor anyone i know, job related or otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemersion Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 bears are so scary: they run faster than me are stronger than me have bigger teeth than me have bigger claws than me can climb trees better than me AHHHHHHHHHHHHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 yeah.. but can they paint..? i didnt think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemersion Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 neither can i Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klypse Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 the coolest bear was smokey the bear. Cause you know he smoked weed. ------------------ Indeed... http://www.yourphotos.com/users/3194/oooorgrg.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 http://www.wfu.edu/users/bendnj00/smokinggun_md_clr.gif'> "i hunt bearrrrrrrrrrrrs" ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dukeofyork Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 ba ha ha haaaaa.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest unknown Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 one time i fed a black bear a large peperonni pizza... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeroSeis Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 Originally posted by unknown: one time i fed a black bear a large peperonni pizza... Did you drink a 40 with his ass? I drank a 40 and smoked an L with a bear once. MEROSEIS HARSTARS TMFMLBTK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*see-phore* Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 one time there was this tight ass girl bear right so were gettin it on in her den all of a suddin her baby bears daddy knocks on the den door right im like shieeeet! so i grab my clothes and mash like a killer he starts chasing me then i tripped started rolling down this hill...get up and im at this party.....dont know how i got there! but the girl bear was there so i finished what i started you know what i mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellcouncil Posted August 1, 2001 Author Share Posted August 1, 2001 you fuck bears? ------ "i dont fuck bears, but i'm hung like one" - lisa left eye lopez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 a bear was shitting in the woods. next to him was a little white rabbit also shitting. the bear asks the rabbit "do you ever have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" the rabbit replies "no, never have" the bear replies "very well then" as he picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumb hot Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 i had a scary dream about a bear, then i killed him with a sawd off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klypse Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 Originally posted by bug: a bear was shitting in the woods. next to him was a little white rabbit also shitting. the bear asks the rabbit "do you ever have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" the rabbit replies "no, never have" the bear replies "very well then" as he picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> hahahhaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUKY Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 Uhh..a bear walks into a bar.. he sits down for a drink and the bartender said 'we dont serve food here'..so the hot dog ran away. Then the bear farted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeroSeis Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 Originally posted by mapo wc: Uhh..a bear walks into a bar.. he sits down for a drink and the bartender said 'we dont serve food here'..so the hot dog ran away. Then the bear farted. no more acid for you homey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 a big ol' grizzly walks into a whore house and asks for the most quality/expensive ho. the manager didn't wanna piss off a big ol' grizzly so he lets him have her. they go in the room and he starts to give really good oral sex. the best she ever had. he used his tongue like magic to give her the most intense multiple orgasms she's ever experienced. she got hot and horny and was ready to fuck him when he suddenly gets up and walks out. she ran after him and asked "what's wrong?", he replied "nothing, its just my nature to do it this way." she was confused, so she pulled out an encyclopedia and read up on grizzlies. she was still confused until she excalimed "Aha!" and figured it out. in column two it says ..."eats bush and leaves..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 I fought with a bear once...and I won. I have the claw to prove it. I wear it around my neck all day. Just a funny pic. http://ivis.eps.pitt.edu/ramsey/images/grizzsign.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clip The Apex Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 bare itd attacked me once. i was all, fuck off hippy. then he took of his bare suit and it was really captain crunch. we rocked all night long to the swinging sounds of beach buggy and later on had a bowl of his favorite cereal. the claw wounds still bleed, but my heart is full of birdseed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 http://www.wfu.edu/users/benton/earth.gif'> ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ [This message has been edited by Kr430n5_666 (edited 08-03-2001).] [This message has been edited by Kr430n5_666 (edited 08-03-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*see-phore* Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 Originally posted by hellcouncil: you fuck bears? ------ "i dont fuck bears, but i'm hung like one" - lisa left eye lopez uhhhhhh........no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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