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Most terrifying bear attack experience?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by hellcouncil, Aug 1, 2001.

  1. hellcouncil

    hellcouncil Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 232 Likes Received: 0
    Down by Mr. Sullivan's cabin last summer. Was out on the docks loading up the boat, forgot that I left my sack lunch on the back porch table. Went back to get it when a 12 footer reared up on me out of nowhere. Took one of my arms, both legs.

    Anybody else?
  2. Tofu

    Tofu Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 1,230 Likes Received: 0
    Shit man, there's so many I can't name 'em all.
    In fact, I don't think I'm gonna name any of 'em...they were all so traumatic.
  3. brown twinkie

    brown twinkie Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2001 Messages: 8,127 Likes Received: 0
    i worked in the bush for 7 years, treeplanting....and had
    many very close encounters with bears.
    bears are dope. simultaneously awe inspiring
    and brown undie activating.
    they are also faster than you can imagine....
    its truly insane how fast they can boogie over a clearcut....
    never been attacked. nor anyone i know, job related or otherwise.
  4. nemersion

    nemersion Junior Member

    Joined: May 10, 2000 Messages: 187 Likes Received: 0
    bears are so scary:
    they run faster than me
    are stronger than me
    have bigger teeth than me
    have bigger claws than me
    can climb trees better than me

  5. beardo

    beardo Guest

    yeah.. but can they paint..? i didnt think so.
  6. nemersion

    nemersion Junior Member

    Joined: May 10, 2000 Messages: 187 Likes Received: 0
  7. Klypse

    Klypse Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 2,533 Likes Received: 0
    the coolest bear was smokey the bear. Cause you know he smoked weed.

  8. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    "i hunt bearrrrrrrrrrrrs"

  9. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Guest

  10. unknown

    unknown Guest

    one time i fed a black bear a large peperonni pizza...
  11. MeroSeis

    MeroSeis Banned

    Joined: Apr 10, 2000 Messages: 1,616 Likes Received: 0
    Did you drink a 40 with his ass?

    I drank a 40 and smoked an L with a bear once.

  12. *see-phore*

    *see-phore* Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 1,182 Likes Received: 0
    one time there was this tight ass girl bear right so were gettin it on in her den all of a suddin her baby bears daddy knocks on the den door right im like shieeeet! so i grab my clothes and mash like a killer he starts chasing me then i tripped started rolling down this hill...get up and im at this party.....dont know how i got there! but the girl bear was there so i finished what i started you know what i mean?
  13. hellcouncil

    hellcouncil Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 232 Likes Received: 0
    you fuck bears?


    "i dont fuck bears, but i'm hung like one" - lisa left eye lopez
  14. bug

    bug Guest

    a bear was shitting in the woods. next to him was a little white rabbit also shitting. the bear asks the rabbit "do you ever have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" the rabbit replies "no, never have" the bear replies "very well then" as he picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it. [​IMG]
  15. dumb hot

    dumb hot Banned

    Joined: Oct 7, 2000 Messages: 859 Likes Received: 0
    i had a scary dream about a bear, then i killed him with a sawd off