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Most terrifying bear attack experience?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by hellcouncil, Aug 1, 2001.

  1. hellcouncil

    hellcouncil 12oz Junior Member

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    Most terrifying bear attack experience?

    Discussion started by hellcouncil - Aug 1, 2001

    Down by Mr. Sullivan's cabin last summer. Was out on the docks loading up the boat, forgot that I left my sack lunch on the back porch table. Went back to get it when a 12 footer reared up on me out of nowhere. Took one of my arms, both legs.

    Anybody else?
     
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  2. Tofu

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    Tofu - Replied Aug 1, 2001

    Shit man, there's so many I can't name 'em all.
    In fact, I don't think I'm gonna name any of 'em...they were all so traumatic.
     
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  3. brown twinkie

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    brown twinkie - Replied Aug 1, 2001

    i worked in the bush for 7 years, treeplanting....and had
    many very close encounters with bears.
    bears are dope. simultaneously awe inspiring
    and brown undie activating.
    they are also faster than you can imagine....
    its truly insane how fast they can boogie over a clearcut....
    never been attacked. nor anyone i know, job related or otherwise.
     
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  4. nemersion

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    nemersion - Replied Aug 1, 2001

    bears are so scary:
    they run faster than me
    are stronger than me
    have bigger teeth than me
    have bigger claws than me
    can climb trees better than me

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
     
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    beardo - Replied Aug 1, 2001

    yeah.. but can they paint..? i didnt think so.
     
  6. nemersion

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    nemersion - Replied Aug 1, 2001

    neither can i
     
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  7. Klypse

    Klypse 12oz Elite Member

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    Klypse - Replied Aug 1, 2001

    the coolest bear was smokey the bear. Cause you know he smoked weed.

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    Indeed...
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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Aug 1, 2001

    http://www.wfu.edu/users/bendnj00/smokinggun_md_clr.gif'>
    "i hunt bearrrrrrrrrrrrs"

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    $$$[i]666[b]MAKROS[/b]666[/i]$$$
     
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    dukeofyork - Replied Aug 1, 2001

    ba ha ha haaaaa..
     
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    unknown - Replied Aug 1, 2001

    one time i fed a black bear a large peperonni pizza...
     
  11. MeroSeis

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    MeroSeis - Replied Aug 1, 2001

    Did you drink a 40 with his ass?

    I drank a 40 and smoked an L with a bear once.

    MEROSEIS
    HARSTARS
    TMFMLBTK
     
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    *see-phore* - Replied Aug 1, 2001

    one time there was this tight ass girl bear right so were gettin it on in her den all of a suddin her baby bears daddy knocks on the den door right im like shieeeet! so i grab my clothes and mash like a killer he starts chasing me then i tripped started rolling down this hill...get up and im at this party.....dont know how i got there! but the girl bear was there so i finished what i started you know what i mean?
     
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  13. hellcouncil

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    hellcouncil - Replied Aug 1, 2001

    you fuck bears?


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    "i dont fuck bears, but i'm hung like one" - lisa left eye lopez
     
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    bug - Replied Aug 1, 2001

    a bear was shitting in the woods. next to him was a little white rabbit also shitting. the bear asks the rabbit "do you ever have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" the rabbit replies "no, never have" the bear replies "very well then" as he picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it. [​IMG]
     
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    dumb hot - Replied Aug 1, 2001

    i had a scary dream about a bear, then i killed him with a sawd off
     
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