hulk hogan Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 so. um. what else do you people know about him? kinda intresting fellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 i know if you play that wrestling game revenge for nintendo 64 he knocks people the fuck out with his kick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 he's goofy lookin... and his music sucks... that's all i care to know about him... (ilikeskulls has one of his records... i make fun of him for it...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 http://www.mortiis.com/gallery/31.jpg'> Top list of Mortiis rumours and gossip: * Mortiis lives in a castle in Norway. * Mortiis has had plastic surgery to look the way he does. * Mortiis stabbed his mother to death. * Mortiis is a raving alcoholic and drug-user. * Mortiis died and came back from the dead. * Mortiis is married. * Mortiis can't drink. * Mortiis is not human. * Mortiis and friends sacrifice animals in the forest. * Someone was sadistically murdered in the house he lives in. * Mortiis is a king on the dance floor. * Mortiis OD'ed and had to be resuscitated back to life. * Mortiis eats children. * Mortiis has joined Danny Glover in his quest to stop rascist cab drivers. * Mortiis keeps wolves as pets. * Mortiis has sex with wolves. * Mortiis has been asked to use his nose in a porno movie. * Mortiis has been asked to be in a Disney film. * Mortiis and Sarah Jezebel Deva are the same person. * Mortiis has been involved in inticement to suicide. * Vond sings on The Stargate. * Mortiis' nose falls off during live shows. * Mortiis looks just like Blix from Legend, only taller. * Mortiis' music is bad, because he uses make-up. * Mortiis gave birth to someone's grandmother. * Mortiis is supposed to be a Scandinavian troll. http://www.mortiis.com/gallery/37.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 either he sings really goofy black metal or really really bad goth-rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 yea well whatever, he still knocks people the fuck out in that revenge game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 he plays some of the slowest/worst music i've ever heard... ya know those slow cheezy intros on metal records? that's what all his songs are... the slow cheezy intros... only they're really long... the one album i've heard is all one track i think, and it's like 45 minutes long... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blame Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 a fact mortiis thinks he is marilyn manson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 i dont listen to none of that shit but what i can say about all that wierd music is 9 times outta 10 they act like fucking retards but are honestly are extremely intelligent the lead singer from gwar for example, is fucking smart, he knows his shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 he looks really gross, i aint feelin it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capindikfays Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 are you guys butt rockers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Originally posted by iCEBERG i dont listen to none of that shit but what i can say about all that wierd music is 9 times outta 10 they act like fucking retards but are honestly are extremely intelligent the lead singer from gwar for example, is fucking smart, he knows his shit all the gwar folks are fucking geeks... but geeks in that smart way... pocket protector core... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest amorphic Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Originally posted by vinyl junkie pocket protector core... hahaha holy fucking shit this is easily up there with pony core and possibly pirate core. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ilikeskulls. Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 he used to be in emperor. but one a serious note i really really want a mortiis shirt .i'd sport it. blah blah blah evil!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 http://enterprise.aacc.cc.md.us/~chris/pictures/rachel%20n%20mo%203.jpg'> "HEY MORTIS! MY FRIEND LIKES YOU!!" - - - - - - - - " HE HE HEY STOP COME ON LET ME GO! LOL!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 oh god not another "shock rocker" yeah im so depressed, the world is evil, i eat live bunnies, i livein a castle and play with mid evil torture equiptment, im a vampire from eastern tistansoloviania, look at me, shit my pants, whoop dee fucking doo. maybe if this guy would have moved out of his parents basement he wouldnt have been so wierd. he should just give up the wierd thing. go back to bowling and meting new pen pals. im raving like a lunatic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Originally posted by ilikeskulls. he used to be in emperor. Hahaha.....emperor But seriously is this guy for real?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.....Jesus Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 bah ha haa haa ha Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 http://enterprise.aacc.cc.md.us/~chris/pictures/rachel%20n%20mo%203.jpg'> "HEY MORTIS! MY FRIEND LIKES YOU!!" - - - - - - - - " HE HE HEY STOP COME ON LET ME GO! LOL!!" holyshit thats funny! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ilikeskulls. Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle Hahaha.....emperor But seriously is this guy for real?? i think so...( shakes head in shame then skips off to go play with legos) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Do you listen to emperor?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ilikeskulls. Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 oh yeah...i just remembered my friend made mortiis has a posse stickers over a year ago i'll see if i can track one down a scan it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ilikeskulls. Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle Do you listen to emperor?? yes,yes i do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Originally posted by ilikeskulls. yes,yes i do. Man, I don't mean any offence or anything, but when I've heard them, all I hear is a barrage of noise and squeeling...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ilikeskulls. Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle Man, I don't mean any offence or anything, but when I've heard them, all I hear is a barrage of noise and squeeling...... i know what you mean.not all there recordings are the greastest of quality but some of there later stuff sounds all fancy.most black metal tends to have shitty recordings from what i've noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Yeah, I'm not badmouthing it or anything, just coz it's not my music, but I just can't see somebody putting them in their stereo and pumping it out in their room....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DankLordz Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 i own the stargate cd or whatever by mortiis. its not bad. i draw to it sometimes. the earlier emperor cd "wrath of the tyrant" is fucking incredible...they sorta transformed into some wierd loopy bullshit. i dont dig their new stuff at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Originally posted by DankLordz the earlier emperor cd "wrath of the tyrant" is fucking incredible...they sorta transformed into some wierd loopy bullshit. i dont dig their new stuff at all. werd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 mortiis is dumb, and he dosent look cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 They tore him up in Big Brother during his interview... Blah still not as bad as kid rocks flat top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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