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Mortiis

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by hulk hogan, Jul 2, 2002.

  1. hulk hogan

    hulk hogan Member

    Joined: Oct 31, 2001 Messages: 648 Likes Received: 0
    so. um. what else do you people know about him?



    kinda intresting fellow.
     
  2. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    i know if you play that wrestling game revenge for nintendo 64 he knocks people the fuck out with his kick
     
  3. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    he's goofy lookin... and his music sucks... that's all i care to know about him... (ilikeskulls has one of his records... i make fun of him for it...)
     
  4. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    http://www.mortiis.com/gallery/31.jpg'>
    Top list of Mortiis rumours and gossip:


    * Mortiis lives in a castle in Norway.
    * Mortiis has had plastic surgery to look the way he does.
    * Mortiis stabbed his mother to death.
    * Mortiis is a raving alcoholic and drug-user.
    * Mortiis died and came back from the dead.
    * Mortiis is married.
    * Mortiis can't drink.
    * Mortiis is not human.
    * Mortiis and friends sacrifice animals in the forest.
    * Someone was sadistically murdered in the house he lives in.
    * Mortiis is a king on the dance floor.
    * Mortiis OD'ed and had to be resuscitated back to life.
    * Mortiis eats children.
    * Mortiis has joined Danny Glover in his quest to stop rascist cab drivers.
    * Mortiis keeps wolves as pets.
    * Mortiis has sex with wolves.
    * Mortiis has been asked to use his nose in a porno movie.
    * Mortiis has been asked to be in a Disney film.
    * Mortiis and Sarah Jezebel Deva are the same person.
    * Mortiis has been involved in inticement to suicide.
    * Vond sings on The Stargate.
    * Mortiis' nose falls off during live shows.
    * Mortiis looks just like Blix from Legend, only taller.
    * Mortiis' music is bad, because he uses make-up.
    * Mortiis gave birth to someone's grandmother.
    * Mortiis is supposed to be a Scandinavian troll.
    [img]http://www.mortiis.com/gallery/37.jpg'>
     
  5. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    either he sings really goofy black metal or really really bad goth-rock.
     
  6. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    yea well whatever, he still knocks people the fuck out in that revenge game
     
  7. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    he plays some of the slowest/worst music i've ever heard... ya know those slow cheezy intros on metal records? that's what all his songs are... the slow cheezy intros... only they're really long... the one album i've heard is all one track i think, and it's like 45 minutes long...
     
  8. blame

    blame Junior Member

    Joined: Dec 2, 2001 Messages: 205 Likes Received: 0
    a fact

    mortiis thinks he is marilyn manson
     
  9. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    i dont listen to none of that shit but what i can say about all that wierd music is

    9 times outta 10 they act like fucking retards but are honestly are extremely intelligent

    the lead singer from gwar for example, is fucking smart, he knows his shit
     
  10. space

    space Member

    Joined: May 17, 2002 Messages: 320 Likes Received: 0
    he looks really gross, i aint feelin it.
     
  11. capindikfays

    capindikfays New Jack

    Joined: Jun 29, 2002 Messages: 5 Likes Received: 0
    are you guys butt rockers?
     
  12. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    all the gwar folks are fucking geeks... but geeks in that smart way... pocket protector core...
     
  13. amorphic

    amorphic Guest

    hahaha holy fucking shit this is easily up there with pony core and possibly pirate core.
     
  14. ilikeskulls.

    ilikeskulls. Guest

    he used to be in emperor.

    but one a serious note i really really want a mortiis shirt .i'd sport it.

    blah blah blah evil!!!
     
  15. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    http://enterprise.aacc.cc.md.us/~chris/pictures/rachel%20n%20mo%203.jpg'>
    "HEY MORTIS! MY FRIEND LIKES YOU!!" - - - - - - - - " HE HE HEY STOP COME ON LET ME GO! LOL!!"
     
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