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Morning Wood......?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by WhAt_dA_fUcK, Oct 2, 2002.

  1. WhAt_dA_fUcK

    WhAt_dA_fUcK Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,149 Likes Received: 0
    Why the fuck do we get mornin woods?........

    Today i was wakened with my grandma in my room and me havin a mornin wood in visible view...i was too dead to realize it until it was too late my step-mom told me to "cover up"....worst mornin I've had in a long ass time
     
  2. Ronnie Dobbs

    Ronnie Dobbs Senior Member

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  3. RAGSOE

    RAGSOE New Jack

    Joined: May 11, 2002 Messages: 11 Likes Received: 1
    foiled..........
     
  4. Ronnie Dobbs

    Ronnie Dobbs Senior Member

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  5. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,066 Likes Received: 24
    hey, at least no one caught you jerking off.
     
  6. WhAt_dA_fUcK

    WhAt_dA_fUcK Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,149 Likes Received: 0

    true but it still sucks
     
  7. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,066 Likes Received: 24
    that's still true.
     
  8. Merdle

    Merdle Guest

    Hahahaha yer grandma caught you with a stiffy!!!
     
  9. non-hetero

    non-hetero Member

    Joined: Jun 20, 2002 Messages: 685 Likes Received: 14
    Dude I'd love to be in your shoes. You're grandma is freaky. I'd love to hit that dry pussy and jack all over your pillow.
     
  10. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,058 Likes Received: 48
    fuck that, I sport that shit like a champ, I'll go make my cereal and close the fridge door with my wood.
     
  11. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    oh to be 15 again...
     
  12. C.O.P.S

    C.O.P.S Guest

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: .........FAG
     
  13. cultural me

    cultural me Member

    Joined: May 1, 2002 Messages: 911 Likes Received: 8
    *is 15* my grannie never saw my wood. werido.
     
  14. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,058 Likes Received: 48
    No really, call me mother fucker, if I was gay you wouldn't be here today son.
     
  15. greedy mars

    greedy mars Guest

    i wish i had a bitch near me when i have morning wood. because i swear my its got like an extra 3 inches on it. fuck
     
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