Harpo Marx Posted May 12, 2001 Share Posted May 12, 2001 If you've seen this movie what's your favorite quote(s)? some good ones: "Some call me... Tim"-Tim the enchanter(spelling)? "Hello stupid english kligits"-French Guy (although the whole part he talks is funny) "We are the nights who say... ni!"-Ni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest unknown Posted May 12, 2001 Share Posted May 12, 2001 "your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elder berries" "i fart in your general direction!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatMorGlue Posted May 12, 2001 Share Posted May 12, 2001 "yellow bastards! come back here and get what's coming to you. i'll bite your legs off!!" - black knight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatMorGlue Posted May 12, 2001 Share Posted May 12, 2001 Originally posted by unknown: "i fart in your general direction!" yes... one of the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comp Posted May 13, 2001 Share Posted May 13, 2001 the whole sequence of the dead people on the cart, ha ha. That's great. http://www.me0w.net/bleh/transformer.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 13, 2001 Share Posted May 13, 2001 The entire Holy Hand Grenade section is piss-my-pants funny. ------------------ Toilets are for the uninspired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 13, 2001 Share Posted May 13, 2001 http://www.seanbaby.com/news/images/mrt1.jpg'> ------------------ ???666MAKROS666??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freighthunter Posted May 14, 2001 Share Posted May 14, 2001 "its nearly a flesh wound" "no man shell pass" BLACKKNIGHT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid furie Posted May 14, 2001 Share Posted May 14, 2001 the coconuts were dope... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dBUSH Posted May 14, 2001 Share Posted May 14, 2001 Shall I quote the entire movie for you...only because I can? "'I think I'll go for a walk-' 'Youre not fooling anyone y'know!'" Dammit. I know what Im watching tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted May 14, 2001 Author Share Posted May 14, 2001 "...and sharp pointy teeth!"-Tim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted May 14, 2001 Author Share Posted May 14, 2001 "A PATH A PATH!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted May 14, 2001 Author Share Posted May 14, 2001 The Sir Robin song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted May 14, 2001 Author Share Posted May 14, 2001 haha, i just noticed "unknown" has six hundred sixty six posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus of Nazareth Posted May 15, 2001 Share Posted May 15, 2001 "SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!!....uhhh...I got betta." "...and then the animator suffered a heart attack..." Damnit, the whole movie is the awesome. I also loved "The Life of Brian".....when he falls off the tower into the spaceship is great..and the entire "always look on the bright side of life" song.....hahhaa....I'm gonna have to go dig all that shit up....does anyone remember the Lumberjack song? Or "How to Annoy People"? It wasn't a Monty Python video, but it had most of the cast members....good shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_SecretAgentX9 Posted May 16, 2001 Share Posted May 16, 2001 i love the shrrrrrrrrubery part, but i forgot exactly how that goes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dBUSH Posted May 16, 2001 Share Posted May 16, 2001 "'So... if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.' 'And therefore...' 'A WITCH!!!'" "'oooooOOOOOOH!!!' 'No no no, its more of an ahhhHHH, in the back of the throat.' 'Ah yes, AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" "'What... is the flight velocity of an unladen swallow?' 'What do you mean- an African or European swallow?' 'What?! I dont' know that!" '-how do you know so much about swallows?' 'You have to know these these things when you King y'know." [This message has been edited by dBUSH (edited 05-15-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 22, 2001 Share Posted May 22, 2001 first off, well done dBush on your first quote... and your second just leads me into my favorite: "LET'S BURN HER ANYWAY!" (Crowd answers) "RAH!" and, in the same scene, when Aurthur replies "A Duck!": Gawain(?) says: "Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?" and who could forget... 1! 2! 5!.. three sir... 3! or... Allright, Two then! or... we are but four score young virgins, all between the ages of 15 and 21... just later... bet you're gay! Am not! AND BTW!!! It's K-NIGGITS, like knights, pronounce it... ------------------ 2 Can Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 "bring out cha dead!" the killer bunny, the swallows, the 3 headed dude, the nights of Ni, the bridge troll, the part at the end where they all got arrested the life of brian was funny too, monty python rules o yeah....massive bump regulatordigging through last years threads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 Originally posted by Smart or... Allright, Two then! I musta been drugged up or dyin or somethin... obviously this is a Life of Brian quote... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obsolete Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 welcome to castle anthrax!....no its not a very good name is it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dyptheria Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 As they take galahad the chaste form the castle of anthrax: "Sir Gallahad, we need to save you from the peril" "No, No, let me face peril!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 COME BACK AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttercup Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 Monty Python is not a comedic team,it is a belief system :"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!" :"Help, help I'm being repressed!" : “I didn't know we had a King. I thought we were an autonomous collective.” : “Who's that, then?” :“I dunno, must be a King.” : “Why?” : “He hasn't got shit all over 'im.” : “Listen, strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DITDxCULT Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 "I want to push the pram alot" Bravely bold Sir Robin Brought forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, Oh, brave Sir Robin! He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken! To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and his heart cut out, And his liver removed and his bowls unplugged, And his nostrils raked and his bottom burnt off, And his peni-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DITDxCULT Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 Directed by 40 SPECIALLY TRAINED ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS 6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS 142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS 14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA) REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON 76000 BATTERY LLAMAS FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY and TERRY GILLIAM AND TERRY JONES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 http://www.geocities.com/nick61186/bknight3.jpg'> "merely a flesh wound" "Look you stupid bastard,you've got no arms left" :lol: the black knight is awesome "then they rejoiced, however, winter came and the ran out of food, and they ate paiges and then rejoiced" "SHE HAS BEEN NAUGHTY AND MUST BE SPANKED!" http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/HolyGrail/jpgs/n-sr-not.jpg'> "The aptly named Sir Not-Appearing-in-This-Film" http://monty-python.virtualave.net/god.jpg'> "I AM GOD! no, get up! damn fools, always think 'oh its god! lets bow!'" "lets use the holy handgranade!" http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/HolyGrail/jpgs/n-trumpt.jpg'> this is nasty, but fuken funny :o sorry, but i fucking love this film! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest post. Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 from the french guy- "Electric donkey bottom biters..." "sons of a silly person" "running around knees bent advancing behavior" "Camelot..." "Camelot..." "Camelot..." "it's only a model" "shhhhhh!!!" "who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?" "...and the people did feast upon the lambs and stoats and orangutangs and breakfast cereals, and large chunks of-" "that's enough brother Maynard" I've always liked the woman who keeps appears again and again beating a cat with a stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest post. Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 oh yeah one more.... "Fetche Le Vache!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drutagsalot Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 "We wait till nightfall, then you, Lancelot, and I jump out of the rabit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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