Guest beardo Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 This just in... Bob Vila, the famously authentic fake handyman, has reportedly choked on a peppermint flavored crumplozenge. According to CRMP news Mr. Vila was munching on fecal frenchfries at a local neighborhood restaurant prior to the incident. Details are sketchy, but sometime around 11 in the afternoon, Mr. Vila paid his bill and was offered said crumplozenge as he was leaving the restaurant, after which time he expired. Celebrations are already being planned, say city officials. In other news, Tootie from the televison sitcom "The Facts of Life," was spotted defacating on a salad bar in a downtown Chicago Bennigans restaurant. Police were called and she was subsequently apprehended and beaten with polish sausages. Chicago police Sgt. Furburger Festival Necktie Polish denied accusations of impropriety and stated "My sphincter muscle is equipped with a polarly aligned frothy nippleclamp and I like things." -THE POOPER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 zero http://cartogra.com/rs/6C8A2497-D9F2-11D6-B42C-0090277A760E/screen'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 i hate monday. i'm falling asleep at my desk and yelling at customers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIST2CUFFS Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 mondays really suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 fuck a monday morning i got up and felt like shit painted all weekend barely any sleep managed to ride my bike all the way over here only to find that no one else is here in the lab now its an hour later and i'm a little worried my boss just called from greece and needs information emailed to him that i don't have... aaaaaaaaa okay, now someone else is here... work to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilistic Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 mondays suck the big one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DorkstaR Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 damn bob villa kicked the bucket??? wow. shocker.........okay im over it. monday is just another day for me. IM UNEMPLOYED. yea!!! altho i had to wake up to go to a class this morning. stupid college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 the pooper strikes again! -the shocker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 Originally posted by DorkstaR damn bob villa kicked the bucket??? wow. shocker.........okay im over it. monday is just another day for me. IM UNEMPLOYED. yea!!! altho i had to wake up to go to a class this morning. stupid college. name dropper:D -the shocker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 fuck a monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 fuck a sunday too. its still sunday for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrbanAssault Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. ABC i hate monday. i'm falling asleep at my desk and yelling at customers. HAHA, true shit^ Delivery driver : Damn man, why do you look so angry? Me : Dmn man, why are you SO FUCK'N HAPPY, DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS.........get away from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 sunday is coming to an end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrbanAssault Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 at least its over now! time to go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 i have no job. and no school on mondays. i love mondays. muahahahhahahha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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