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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Oct 7, 2002.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest

    This just in...

    Bob Vila, the famously authentic fake handyman, has reportedly choked on a peppermint flavored crumplozenge. According to CRMP news Mr. Vila was munching on fecal frenchfries at a local neighborhood restaurant prior to the incident. Details are sketchy, but sometime around 11 in the afternoon, Mr. Vila paid his bill and was offered said crumplozenge as he was leaving the restaurant, after which time he expired. Celebrations are already being planned, say city officials. In other news, Tootie from the televison sitcom "The Facts of Life," was spotted defacating on a salad bar in a downtown Chicago Bennigans restaurant. Police were called and she was subsequently apprehended and beaten with polish sausages. Chicago police Sgt. Furburger Festival Necktie Polish denied accusations of impropriety and stated "My sphincter muscle is equipped with a polarly aligned frothy nippleclamp and I like things."

  2. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

  3. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    i hate monday. i'm falling asleep at my desk and yelling at customers.

    FIST2CUFFS Member

    Joined: Sep 18, 2002 Messages: 454 Likes Received: 0
    mondays really suck
  5. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 622
    fuck a monday morning

    i got up and felt like shit
    painted all weekend barely any sleep

    managed to ride my bike all the way over here

    only to find that no one else is here in the lab

    now its an hour later and i'm a little worried

    my boss just called from greece and needs information emailed to him that i don't have...


    okay, now someone else is here...
    work to do
  6. evilistic

    evilistic Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 22, 2001 Messages: 3,554 Likes Received: 0
    mondays suck the big one.
  7. DorkstaR

    DorkstaR Senior Member

    Joined: May 24, 2002 Messages: 1,404 Likes Received: 0
    damn bob villa kicked the bucket??? wow. shocker.........okay im over it.

    monday is just another day for me. IM UNEMPLOYED. yea!!! altho i had to wake up to go to a class this morning. stupid college.

    RAGSOE New Jack

    Joined: May 11, 2002 Messages: 11 Likes Received: 1
    the pooper strikes again!

    -the shocker

    RAGSOE New Jack

    Joined: May 11, 2002 Messages: 11 Likes Received: 1

    name dropper:D

    -the shocker
  10. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,128 Likes Received: 76
  11. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    fuck a sunday too. its still sunday for me.
  12. UrbanAssault

    UrbanAssault Junior Member

    Joined: Sep 10, 2002 Messages: 223 Likes Received: 0
    HAHA, true shit^

    Delivery driver : Damn man, why do you look so angry?

    Me : Dmn man, why are you SO FUCK'N HAPPY, DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS.........get away from me.
  13. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    sunday is coming to an end
  14. UrbanAssault

    UrbanAssault Junior Member

    Joined: Sep 10, 2002 Messages: 223 Likes Received: 0
    at least its over now!

    time to go home.
  15. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    i have no job. and no school on mondays. i love mondays.