Yellow Feets Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 The point is, assholes of all types are expecting a present. Christmas is all about presents, practically no one cares about Jesus on this day. And that makes him sad... Uh... right. So yeah, let's make this the unofficial "What are you getting so and so" thread. Family My brothers - I have 4 brothers including my brother-in-law. I might get them an XBOX 360. They will squeal like pigs at the site of one. Sister - Pffft.. Absolutely no idea. Might paint something but I think she'd rather like... clothes and junk. Parents - Definetly a painting of a family portrait or something. Who knows, might end up getting them separate gifts. Grandpa - I want to get him a watch. He gave me one and I lost it. Yowza. Friends Best Friend (no homo) - I'm thinking of buying dude the AKA vol. 1. (Silver cover) other friends - Obviously going to party. Good enough. Loved one - Cock and balls. I'm not even going to front. I'm definetly expecting big things this year for myself. I've gone "out of my way" for a shitload of people. Finally turning 18 too (weak, I know..) and my birthtday is four days before Christmas. Even a hallmark card will make me happy. Or something homemade. That would be appreciated. Okay, your turn. Hope everyone has a Merry Christmas in advance too. -yellerfeets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 i dont have a job. all i do is steal stuff so i can afford to make it to the bar and spend money there, and at the same time have enough gas to make it to interviews. sorry friends, im only getting something for 1 person this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo17livesinhell Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 i cary markers so i can tag shit :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Getting something for my girl, but no one else expect anything from my broke ass. Usualy I'll hook my friends/family up this time of year. But I dont even have heat or hot water at the moment. My Ford Exploder sounds like it will do just that at any moment. + Insurance decided not to cover medical expenses. I'm sure they will understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Originally posted by iloveboxcars@Dec 1 2005, 05:48 AM sorry friends, im only getting something for 1 person this year. Quoted post aww, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 I'm going to try and get stuff for family and friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 i'm with the whole "no job" thing i think i might get something small for my mum, dad and brother (we already said 10$ from value village) and as for friends, we are all broke, so i think we're going to get each other cards, a little bit of chocolate and go out for a dinner-drinking-dancing extravaganza and i'm single. so no boyfriend. no extra expenses... yesssss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Birch Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 I don't buy shit for nobody for xmas... maybe I'll buy myself some middleton whiskey, and drink it by myself on xmas...perhaps I'll buy some clearance stuff after xmas and give as late presents... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 bottle of canadian club for girlfriend case of guinness for father orchid for mother. I am totaly broke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 http://www.myspace.com/mikey_rayder Donkey Lips. For everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 your welcome beefeater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted December 1, 2005 Author Share Posted December 1, 2005 From Shark's link. "Da Mac And Da Pimp" Thank you. That was a good gift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 fuck the holidays! i have this song jamming on my myspace... When I was small I believed in Santa Clause Though I knew it was my dad And I would hang up my stocking at Christmas Open my presents and I'd be glad But the last time I played Father Christmas I stood outside a department store A gang of kids came over and mugged me And knocked my reindeer to the floor They said: "Father Christmas, give us some money Don't mess around with those silly toys. We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over We want your bread so don't make us annoyed Give all the toys to the little rich boys "Don't give my brother a real trashy outfit Don't give my sister a cuddly toy We don't want a jigsaw or monopoly money We only want the real McCoy "Father Christmas, give us some money We'll beat you up if you make us annoyed Father Christmas, give us some money Don't mess around with those silly toys "But give my daddy a job 'cause he needs one He's got lots of mouths to feed But if you've got one, I'll have a machine gun So I can scare all the kids down the street "Father Christmas, give us some money We got no time for your silly toys We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over Give all the toys to the little rich boys Have yourself a merry merry Christmas Have yourself a good time But remember the kids who got nothin' While you're drinkin' down your wine "Father Christmas, give us some money We got no time for your silly toys We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over We want your bread, so don't make us annoyed "Father Christmas, give us some money We got no time for your silly toys We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over Give all the toys to the little rich boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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