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"Mommy, it's Christmas!"

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Yellow Feets, Dec 1, 2005.

  1. Yellow Feets

    Yellow Feets Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 10, 2004 Messages: 1,958 Likes Received: 0
    The point is, assholes of all types are expecting a present. Christmas is all about presents, practically no one cares about Jesus on this day. And that makes him sad... Uh... right.

    So yeah, let's make this the unofficial "What are you getting so and so" thread.


    Family
    My brothers - I have 4 brothers including my brother-in-law. I might get them an XBOX 360. They will squeal like pigs at the site of one.
    Sister - Pffft.. Absolutely no idea. Might paint something but I think she'd rather like... clothes and junk.
    Parents - Definetly a painting of a family portrait or something. Who knows, might end up getting them separate gifts.
    Grandpa - I want to get him a watch. He gave me one and I lost it. Yowza.

    Friends
    Best Friend (no homo) - I'm thinking of buying dude the AKA vol. 1. (Silver cover)
    other friends - Obviously going to party. Good enough.
    Loved one - Cock and balls.


    I'm not even going to front. I'm definetly expecting big things this year for myself. I've gone "out of my way" for a shitload of people. Finally turning 18 too (weak, I know..) and my birthtday is four days before Christmas. Even a hallmark card will make me happy. Or something homemade. That would be appreciated. Okay, your turn.



    Hope everyone has a Merry Christmas in advance too.
    -yellerfeets
     
  2. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 441
    i dont have a job. all i do is steal stuff so i can afford to make it to the bar and spend money there, and at the same time have enough gas to make it to interviews.


    sorry friends, im only getting something for 1 person this year.
     
  3. turbo17livesinhell

    turbo17livesinhell New Jack

    Joined: Aug 9, 2005 Messages: 98 Likes Received: 0
    i cary markers so i can tag shit :shook:
     
  4. I.C.Shadow

    I.C.Shadow Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 9, 2004 Messages: 1,190 Likes Received: 1
    Getting something for my girl, but no one else expect anything from my broke ass. Usualy I'll hook my friends/family up this time of year. But I dont even have heat or hot water at the moment. My Ford Exploder sounds like it will do just that at any moment. + Insurance decided not to cover medical expenses. I'm sure they will understand.
     
  5. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117

    aww, thanks.
     
  6. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    I'm going to try and get stuff for family and friends
     
  7. sarahyoulose

    sarahyoulose Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2003 Messages: 1,043 Likes Received: 3
    i'm with the whole "no job" thing

    i think i might get something small for my mum, dad and brother (we already said 10$ from value village)

    and as for friends, we are all broke, so i think we're going to get each other cards, a little bit of chocolate and go out for a dinner-drinking-dancing extravaganza

    and i'm single. so no boyfriend. no extra expenses... yesssss!
     
  8. John Birch

    John Birch Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2004 Messages: 747 Likes Received: 0
    I don't buy shit for nobody for xmas... maybe I'll buy myself some middleton whiskey, and drink it by myself on xmas...perhaps I'll buy some clearance stuff after xmas and give as late presents...
     
  9. D3N53one

    D3N53one Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 13, 2002 Messages: 1,484 Likes Received: 0
    bottle of canadian club for girlfriend

    case of guinness for father

    orchid for mother.

    I am totaly broke.
     
  10. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
  11. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 441
    your welcome beefeater.
     
  12. Yellow Feets

    Yellow Feets Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 10, 2004 Messages: 1,958 Likes Received: 0
    From Shark's link.

    [​IMG]
    "Da Mac And Da Pimp"


    Thank you. That was a good gift.
     
  13. the_gooch

    the_gooch 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 11,566 Likes Received: 431
    fuck the holidays!

    i have this song jamming on my myspace...

    When I was small I believed in Santa Clause
    Though I knew it was my dad
    And I would hang up my stocking at Christmas
    Open my presents and I'd be glad

    But the last time I played Father Christmas
    I stood outside a department store
    A gang of kids came over and mugged me
    And knocked my reindeer to the floor

    They said:
    "Father Christmas, give us some money
    Don't mess around with those silly toys.
    We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
    We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
    Give all the toys to the little rich boys

    "Don't give my brother a real trashy outfit
    Don't give my sister a cuddly toy
    We don't want a jigsaw or monopoly money
    We only want the real McCoy

    "Father Christmas, give us some money
    We'll beat you up if you make us annoyed
    Father Christmas, give us some money
    Don't mess around with those silly toys

    "But give my daddy a job 'cause he needs one
    He's got lots of mouths to feed
    But if you've got one, I'll have a machine gun
    So I can scare all the kids down the street

    "Father Christmas, give us some money
    We got no time for your silly toys
    We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
    Give all the toys to the little rich boys

    Have yourself a merry merry Christmas
    Have yourself a good time
    But remember the kids who got nothin'
    While you're drinkin' down your wine

    "Father Christmas, give us some money
    We got no time for your silly toys
    We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
    We want your bread, so don't make us annoyed

    "Father Christmas, give us some money
    We got no time for your silly toys
    We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
    Give all the toys to the little rich boys
     
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