effyoo Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 A magazine dedicated to a select readership of old soaks, barflies and inveterate long-lunchers. In a market already boasting countless titles for minority interests, Modern Drunkard has found a surprising niche. The motto of its 38-year-old editor, Frank Rich, is taken from the writer Charles Bukowski: "When you were drunk, the world was still out there, but at least it didn't have you by the throat." *all pictures are clickable! http://www.mayhemupload.com/images/forty-ounce-fury.jpg'> Alcoholics Anonymous workers hate the magazine. In Denver, a volunteer with Cares, which provides refuge for street drunks, said angrily: "Come down here and I'll show you some modern drunkards." http://www.mayhemupload.com/images/intervention-header.jpg'> "We're trying to convince Americans that there should be no guilt attached to being drunk," Rich said. "America's economic golden age in the 1950s took place when it was commonplace for businessmen to down three large martinis at lunchtime. http://www.mayhemupload.com/images/stagger-color.jpg'> "A lot of the time, it is alcohol which helps us to function in difficult circumstances. Look at Churchill. He was more or less drinking all the way through World War II. If you took any list of the greatest politicians, writers and artists that the world has produced, you'd find it dominated by functioning alcoholics." http://www.mayhemupload.com/images/bogie-and-fields2.jpg'> Modern Drunkard Enjoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Oh shit, it's a fight! I bet you won't hit that fool tho!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted July 8, 2003 Author Share Posted July 8, 2003 Naw, I won't hit him. He's too pretty. I'll just slap him like the bitch he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo "A lot of the time, it is alcohol which helps us to function in difficult circumstances. thats a fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 ..Amusing.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 slap a hoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 drunks are kool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted July 8, 2003 Author Share Posted July 8, 2003 Oh, CaL, I forgot to mention, my thread is a PolyRectal Fuckwad free zone. So if you'd just move along, mkay. Thankx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Clean Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 B U M P i'm drunk as fuck and this shit is DOPE AS FUCK. Recognize, mother fuckers. yall know you're drunk. shheeeeiiiiit. go fuck yourselfs. mother fcukers. god damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 i met one of the publishers of www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com at the bar yesterday. conversation as follows. me "yeah...i was drinkin with my potnah yesterday. he just got out the pen and was tellin me about stabbing some fool for ten minutes in the shitter cause he was raping youngsters in the shower. blood splattered on the whole stall and all over their clothes." publisher "thats gross" me"yeah im just sayin ...wheres the magazine converage on that? how would you feel if you were 22 and had to go through that?" then i got really drunk and met lois.....i called her lois lane she called me superman all night long. woulda been cooler if she fucked me or somthing.......but anyway..... yeah. drunk. yup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 http://www.brown.edu/webmaster/images/042503_03.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted July 8, 2003 Author Share Posted July 8, 2003 Bump for hangover free drinking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Clean Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo Bump for hangover free drinking! amen to that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 http://www.fiftiesweb.com/jackie-gleason.jpg'> ^ this guy would fill up a train with all his buddies, a ton of 'showgirls' and barrels of booze and then take a week to get from NYC to Miami. When they asked him if he had a 'bar car' he replied 'That's the ONLY kind.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 i laughed pretty hard at this picture. Good stuff. http://www.mayhemupload.com/images/stagger-color.jpg'> i think i'd love to have that on a tshirt or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- http://www.fiftiesweb.com/jackie-gleason.jpg'> the honeymooners is one of the greatest shows ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Originally posted by When the honeymooners is one of the greatest shows ever. yeah it is..but me and the gang are fucking frunk off a couple a forties and a space bag......yeeeeeeah!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 one day alice... one day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 The intervention one smacks it. "If you weren't my nephew, you'd be gettin' an intervention right in the back of your fuckin' head" - Tony S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 bump for drunks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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