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Modern Drunkard

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by effyoo, Jul 8, 2003.

  1. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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    A magazine dedicated to a select readership of old soaks, barflies and inveterate long-lunchers.

    In a market already boasting countless titles for minority interests, Modern Drunkard has found a surprising niche. The motto of its 38-year-old editor, Frank Rich, is taken from the writer Charles Bukowski: "When you were drunk, the world was still out there, but at least it didn't have you by the throat."

    *all pictures are clickable!

     
  2. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

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    Oh shit, it's a fight! I bet you won't hit that fool tho!!
     
  3. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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    Naw, I won't hit him. He's too pretty. I'll just slap him like the bitch he is.
     
  4. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    thats a fact
     
  5. B_As_In_Bot

    B_As_In_Bot Elite Member

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  6. Born Loser

    Born Loser New Jack

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  7. caL

    caL Senior Member

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    drunks are kool
     
  8. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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    Oh, CaL, I forgot to mention, my thread is a PolyRectal Fuckwad free zone. So if you'd just move along, mkay. Thankx.
     
  9. Mr.Clean

    Mr.Clean Member

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    B U M P


    i'm drunk as fuck and this shit is DOPE AS FUCK.



























    Recognize, mother fuckers. yall know you're drunk. shheeeeiiiiit. go fuck yourselfs. mother fcukers. god damn.
     
  10. old*824

    old*824 Senior Member

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    i met one of the publishers of www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com at the bar yesterday.


    conversation as follows.


    me "yeah...i was drinkin with my potnah yesterday. he just got out the pen and was tellin me about stabbing some fool for ten minutes in the shitter cause he was raping youngsters in the shower. blood splattered on the whole stall and all over their clothes."

    publisher "thats gross"

    me"yeah im just sayin ...wheres the magazine converage on that? how would you feel if you were 22 and had to go through that?"







    then i got really drunk and met lois.....i called her lois lane she called me superman all night long.


    woulda been cooler if she fucked me or somthing.......but anyway.....



    yeah. drunk. yup.
     
  11. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  12. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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    Bump for hangover free drinking!
     
  13. Mr.Clean

    Mr.Clean Member

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    amen to that
     
  14. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    http://www.fiftiesweb.com/jackie-gleason.jpg'>

    ^ this guy would fill up a train with all his buddies,
    a ton of 'showgirls' and barrels of booze and then
    take a week to get from NYC to Miami. When they asked
    him if he had a 'bar car' he replied 'That's the ONLY kind.'
     
  15. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    i laughed pretty hard at this picture. Good stuff.

    http://www.mayhemupload.com/images/stagger-color.jpg'>

    i think i'd love to have that on a tshirt or something.
     
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