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Modern Drunkard

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by effyoo, Jul 8, 2003.

  1. effyoo

    effyoo 12oz Elite Member

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    Modern Drunkard

    Discussion started by effyoo - Jul 8, 2003

    A magazine dedicated to a select readership of old soaks, barflies and inveterate long-lunchers.

    In a market already boasting countless titles for minority interests, Modern Drunkard has found a surprising niche. The motto of its 38-year-old editor, Frank Rich, is taken from the writer Charles Bukowski: "When you were drunk, the world was still out there, but at least it didn't have you by the throat."

    *all pictures are clickable!

     
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    Oh shit, it's a fight! I bet you won't hit that fool tho!!
     
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  3. effyoo

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    Naw, I won't hit him. He's too pretty. I'll just slap him like the bitch he is.
     
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    thats a fact
     
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    B_As_In_Bot - Replied Jul 8, 2003

    ..Amusing..
     
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    slap a hoe
     
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    drunks are kool
     
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    Oh, CaL, I forgot to mention, my thread is a PolyRectal Fuckwad free zone. So if you'd just move along, mkay. Thankx.
     
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    B U M P


    i'm drunk as fuck and this shit is DOPE AS FUCK.



























    Recognize, mother fuckers. yall know you're drunk. shheeeeiiiiit. go fuck yourselfs. mother fcukers. god damn.
     
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    i met one of the publishers of www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com at the bar yesterday.


    conversation as follows.


    me "yeah...i was drinkin with my potnah yesterday. he just got out the pen and was tellin me about stabbing some fool for ten minutes in the shitter cause he was raping youngsters in the shower. blood splattered on the whole stall and all over their clothes."

    publisher "thats gross"

    me"yeah im just sayin ...wheres the magazine converage on that? how would you feel if you were 22 and had to go through that?"







    then i got really drunk and met lois.....i called her lois lane she called me superman all night long.


    woulda been cooler if she fucked me or somthing.......but anyway.....



    yeah. drunk. yup.
     
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    Bump for hangover free drinking!
     
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    amen to that
     
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    http://www.fiftiesweb.com/jackie-gleason.jpg'>

    ^ this guy would fill up a train with all his buddies,
    a ton of 'showgirls' and barrels of booze and then
    take a week to get from NYC to Miami. When they asked
    him if he had a 'bar car' he replied 'That's the ONLY kind.'
     
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    i laughed pretty hard at this picture. Good stuff.

    http://www.mayhemupload.com/images/stagger-color.jpg'>

    i think i'd love to have that on a tshirt or something.
     
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