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moderator death match

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by casekonly, Aug 19, 2003.

  1. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    ok, here are the rules:

    pick two moderators to duke it out, tell us all how it would go down, and who would come out on top, and what is the finishing move?
    you may use old or current mods.




    (boredom makes you do silly shit)



    i'll post my idea of a good mod fight in awhile...still trying to decide who i'd pit against who.
     
  2. •x«Krook»x•

    •x«Krook»x• Banned

    Joined: Aug 19, 2003 Messages: 102 Likes Received: 0
    good idea, i'll be a spectator because i'm not creative enough to make up a story about the mods.:cool:
     
  3. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,107 Likes Received: 73
    Ok, it's Seeking and Smart..... Seeking goes for the choke hold and Smart uses his computer to dodge the choke. Smart then presses 2 clockwise circles and all four buttons and does the super move, it takes 3 super meters. Seeking then presses lots of buttons and comes back from being fatalitied, and Misteraven drops anvils on both of their heads.
     
  4. king kong

    king kong Banned

    Joined: Jul 24, 2003 Messages: 2,292 Likes Received: 0
    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  5. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    anyone have some popcorn?
     
  6. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 1
    Nicely done Dhab...Couldnt have said it better....
     
  7. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
  8. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    seeking vs. europe a.k.a. battle royal

    seeking gives europe some fucked up advice, europe tells seeking to "sod off." seeking goes in for the first blow, europe seems to be too drunk to fight, but it's a trick! europe does his flying fist of lager to knock seeking on his "arse" seeking stands up, ready to figth some more, but europe busts out the triangle, triangle, square, left, up, left, down, circle, and throws up his poisonous brew all over seeking....seeking is done for.
     
  9. caL

    caL Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 2,056 Likes Received: 0
    ill be the guy that rings the bell
    :cool:
     
  10. •x«Krook»x•

    •x«Krook»x• Banned

    Joined: Aug 19, 2003 Messages: 102 Likes Received: 0
    *hands casek popcorn*
     
  11. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    thanks...

    ok, for some reason i thought this thread would go over well...it's a chance to pit mods against each other in imaginary fights...c'mon...
     
  12. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    speaking of boredom

    [color=888888]666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.6[/color]BEARDO
    [color=888888]666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666[/color]VS.
    [color=888888]666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666[/color]KING
    [color=888888]666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666[/color]OF
    [color=888888]666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666[/color]HELL




    <span style='color:black'>The two fighters come together and touch gloves. As the ref breaks them appart they throw their gloves to the ground and the ref runs away. The entire 12oz conglomerate of rookies, jr.s, sn.s, elite, veteran, and the one unstoppable member for a ring around the two. Beardo has a confused look on his face and King of Hell starts to complain about his aching back.

    The 12 oz mob starts to get restless and boo. Beardo notices that if he doesn't kill King of Hell the 12oz mob will kill them both. He makes his move throwing a dragon punch at KOH. KOH easily side steps this move and hits Beardo in the shin with his cane. Beardo falls to the ground and realizes that he is going to have to use dirty tactics to win this one. Beardo takes out his trusty Phish tape and puts it into a nearby tape deck. The hippie tunes blare out and KOH starts screaming in pain.

    During KOHs disoriented state, Beardo sneaks off to take some power up bong rips for his final move. As Beardo stumbles back he starts to slowly rotate his head in small circles that get larger and quicker with the momentum of his dirty ass hair. As he gets ready to whip KOH to death with the doom dreads the music dies.

    KOH springs back to his feet as mr.yuck yells from the crowd "The tape player ate your tape. Get with the times hippie." Beardos Dreads of Doom have lost all momentum at this point and he is starting to get the munchies. As Beardo goes in for the kill, KOH, being the old man he is, uses his only power move and starts telling Beardo one of those "Back in my day stories." Beardo can't take it and falls asleep.

    The KOH does not want to kill his friend Beardo so he gets in his car to leave. As he puts the car in gear he mistakes the break for the gas and mows down Beardo. Dread locks and birkenstocks fly all over the 12 oz mob and they begin to cheer. "KING OF HELL! KING OF HELL! KING OF HELL!"

    King of Hell is very sad that this happens and he looks up at Misteraven who has been sitting in the sky box watchin the battle. Misteraven gives King of Hell the thumbs up. King of Hell has fought the good fight and came out victorious. Many of the rookies run up and collect scraps of beardos remains to remember the day the hippie died for ever. A feast was held later on that night in honor of King of Hell and his dirty fatality sneak move. King of Hell forgot all about Beardo.

    The End</span>
     
  13. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5

    favorite line...good stpry, yuck.....
     
  14. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    THE LAW can't compete with Jokers straight line, no ruler, left jab
     
  15. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,880 Likes Received: 10
    do any of the mods have any room left on there penises?
     
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