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Here's the plan. For a limited time only I will be making an exchange of personalized mixes for any and everything you want to send me. This includes britney spears concert tickets, used aaa batteries, midget porn, home videos, clean syringes. You name your theme (For instance I want old school funk to bump in my 'lac on dubs or I want to get my freak on with my bia bia, etc.) then you name your price (I'll give you 3 old copies of "hook ups magazine" and an autographed copy of farmsex 28.) Then I will tell you if I can do it, mix it up and send it out...

 

Holler...

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Once I was fucking with this girl, and we were going to eat and shes like "lets go to taco del mar" back when that shit was new. I'm like what the fuck is that shes like "oh, taco del mar, they're famous for their fish taco" I said "hey, so are you." She never called me again...

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Originally posted by Milton

Once I was fucking with this girl, and we were going to eat and shes like "lets go to taco del mar" back when that shit was new. I'm like what the fuck is that shes like "oh, taco del mar, they're famous for their fish taco" I said "hey, so are you." She never called me again...

 

you are my fucking hero

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I'm willing to send you an already used #2 pencil, half pack of winterfresh breath stripes, an almost empty bottle of Kilo AXE bodyspray, chapstick and 2 lighters. (all random shit on my desk at the moment.)

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26: If you're serious about the knuckles let me know what you want on the mix.

 

deltaone: The fuck is a "sick ass purple"?

 

Deto: Also pick your poison.

 

Onesec:

Did I mention that my boss is basically Jules from Pulp fiction only a bit shorter and has short hair. He yelled "I know your ass has learned some god damned thing since you've been here, the fuck are ya'll doing in here when I'm gone?"

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Originally posted by Milton

 

Onesec:

Did I mention that my boss is basically Jules from Pulp fiction only a bit shorter and has short hair. He yelled "I know your ass has learned some god damned thing since you've been here, the fuck are ya'll doing in here when I'm gone?"

 

 

did i mention today sucks balls?

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Originally posted by DETO

I'm willing to send you an already used #2 pencil, half pack of winterfresh breath stripes, an almost empty bottle of Kilo AXE bodyspray, chapstick and 2 lighters. (all random shit on my desk at the moment.)

 

 

hey deto... i'm kinda curious???? why do you always write in pink????? let me know....

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Originally posted by Milton

Did I mention that my boss is basically Jules from Pulp fiction only a bit shorter and has short hair. He yelled "I know your ass has learned some god damned thing since you've been here, the fuck are ya'll doing in here when I'm gone?"

 

that's awesome. i'm busting that out next time my staff fuck up.

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right now the rotation in my car is: CKY, Marilyn Manson, H.I.M, The White Stripes. i like a wide variety of music, not just rock. so surprise me, how about some underground rock, i have probably never heard of before.

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