marmuchian Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 "I keep it reeeeeeal gurrrrl!!"-the one and only Ms Cleo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dBUSH Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 I bet she doesnt shave her pits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeroSeis Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 "CAAAAAALL MEH NOW!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marmuchian Posted April 16, 2001 Author Share Posted April 16, 2001 one time she told some dude he got two girls pregnant and he hung up on her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelACKson Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 HAS ANYONE CALLED HER? WHAT IS SHE LIKE? IHAVE TO ADMITE, IM INTRIGUED (SP?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dik.n.ur.ear Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 they never let you talk to cleo..they let you talk to one of her friends....her accent is so ungodly fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoSeR Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 i called her from my friends house really late i was soo high and i was like talkin like her but it wasnt even her it was some phoney trying to fake her fake accent so i said your a phoney peice of crap just like cleo and hung up im a voilent druggie [This message has been edited by DoSeR (edited 04-15-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dBUSH Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 *sigh- time to let the cat out: Mistress Cleo is just like Mr. Peanut, Aunt Jemima, Ronald McDonald and the Snuggle Bear. She is not a real person. No one will ever talk to her excpet other paid actors. sheesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seym1has2no3fiends Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 let ms. cleo check dee cards fi tell ya future. ms. cleo is the illest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marmuchian Posted April 16, 2001 Author Share Posted April 16, 2001 but she keeps it reeeeeeeeeal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garth vader Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 i called once, and i talked to this woman and she was trying to get me to call another phone number so i could hear my tarot reading. but i didn't call, adn i gave the woman one of my amail addys cuz she asked, so i gave her this one i don't ever check, and i checked it last week and theres like 100 messages from "miss cleo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCOTCH WHISKEO Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 YO, YOU KIDS NEED TO REEEEEELAX TALKING ABOUT MY BABY-MUVA LIKE THAT, FOR REAL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charles_bronson Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 "your running around looking like a poper while he's running about looking all GQ!!!" p.s. i hate her more than life itself. ------------------ xxxstraightedgexxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 the fakin jamaican! thats my dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 Aaaahhhh I just...I just hate her so...sooo much it's like...my head....just...argh...pounding...and and and pain and pound. aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh KYAAAALLLLLL MEH NOOOOOOWWWW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dBUSH Posted April 17, 2001 Share Posted April 17, 2001 Have y'all seen her White counterpart? Some crazy craker calling himself Lucious! Ive only seen him one but that shit was damn funny. I thought Cleo was gonna bust in and box him- basically the same commercial though. Prolly the same company too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted April 17, 2001 Share Posted April 17, 2001 She changed her accent in the new commercial. She doen't even sound the same. It's hilarious. She is from Cleveland. She's worse than a love child from Dionne Warwick and Richard Simmons. I want to bust her in the head with every "as seen on television" product ever made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marmuchian Posted April 17, 2001 Author Share Posted April 17, 2001 lucious !!! that shit had me rollin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted April 17, 2001 Share Posted April 17, 2001 the funniest shit is the new commercial they have where they interview the audience.....ahhahhahahhaha.....i swear i contracted salmanala just watching it........."she real..."....but your hair aint hoe!!! ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 That bitch keeps sending me e-mails. FUCK SPAMMING. That fake Jamaican just had to pay 50,000 dollars for ripping people off this week. Hmm Big surprise! ------------------ "The great man is sparing in words and prodigal in deeds." Confucius , Analects http://www.yourphotos.com/users/3693/pistolsq.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANSWER Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 i hate her, and her commercials. i'm surprised she hasnt stopped yet, because someone will kill her. shouldnt she see that shit comin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 http://www.nctennis.com/images/challengeladder.gif'> dada ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 FROM THE DESK OF MS. CLEO Dear P***, We must speak with you. I don’t usually take the time out to write a personal note, P***, but your name was provided by someone you had recently spoken to. We believe your vibrations to be so strong that I’ve endorsed a free Tarot reading with one of our elite psychics! It’s urgent, however, that you call immediately - I can only reserve this number for a limited time. Call toll-free 1-800-328-9738, now! P***, we sensed that your connection is likely to be unusually strong, especially in the very near future. It is vital that you call us right away to optimize the results of your reading. There’s not much time! Call toll-free 1-800-328-9738 as soon as you receive this letter! With love and prayers, Miss Cleo P.S. Please do not share this number with anyone - it is meant only for you, P***. However, you must call soon - we can only reserve this number for a short time. Call toll-free 1-800-328-9738 right now! Must be 18+. For entertainment purposes only. Look what they sent me last night. FUCK MISS CLEO! ------------------ "The great man is sparing in words and prodigal in deeds." Confucius , Analects http://www.yourphotos.com/users/3693/pistolsq.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kannum Playt Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 If a psychic asks your name just say, "I dunno, that's why i'm callin stupid. You tell me." And Miss Cleo can't tell the future or present. If there's any fortune telling it's the cards doing all the work. She's just reading some damn astrology cards. ------------------ I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 I just gotta say one name...and all the canadians will know what I'm talking about: Jo Jo Savard she went bankrupt doing the same shit, only instead of a fake accent she had the worlds ugliest teased hair.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcia_vega Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 i think she's hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atc Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 Yo, I heard the other nite shes gettin sued for a somewhere between $25000-75000 cause she broke some telemarketing laws. Kinda ironic, the "psychic" didn't see that coming. ------------------ .4NIC8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 fuck yea ese> jo jo.. that bitch was the shit. i called her free trial, then the bitch charged me 40.00, i called the phone co. and bitched, and got my cash back. dumb bitch. what am i saying. shes the shit the a dumb bitch... imk a retard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klypse Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 Originally posted by charles_bronson: "your running around looking like a poper while he's running about looking all GQ!!!" hahahahahaahaha that is a classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUKY Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 miss cleo is nasty, what about that dope ass mofo on the spanish channel, is it a guy or a girl? haha hella funny shit tho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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