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Mini-Me will marry a six-foot-two yoga instructor in November (with pics)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Poop Man Bob, Jul 21, 2003.

  1. Poop Man Bob

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    Mini-Me will marry a six-foot-two yoga instructor in November (with pics)

    Discussion started by Poop Man Bob - Jul 21, 2003

    http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,3020...379622,001.html

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    [quote][b][b][SIZE=2]MINI-ME BAGS A BEAUTY [/b][/SIZE]

    The actor made famous for his role as Mini-Me in the Austin Powers film series has announced he is to wed his girlfriend - who is six-foot, two-inches tall.

    Verne Troyer, standing two-foot, eight-inches in his socks, said he felt like a giant when 29-year-old yoga instructor Genevieve Gallen agreed to tie the knot. The ceremony is expected to take place in November.

    It has not always been plain sailing for the couple, however. Gallen dumped Troyer for a six-foot male stripper earlier this year, prompting the love-sick midget, who has admitted to a drinking problem, to go on a bender.

    After flying from Los Angeles to New York, a drunken Troyer wound up in a strip club, dancing on stage with a stripper.

    Troyer has now undergone treatment for alcoholism and friends say the stability of marriage will help to keep him off the booze.[/b][/quote]

    [img]http://www.playboy.com/arts-entertainment/features/vernetroyer/imx/pic2a.jpg'>

    [img]http://www.pimpit.com/Pictures/ClubPics/Verne-Troyer-and-Genevieve-.jpg'>

    I'm [i]sure[/i] this marriage is all about love. Nothing to do with money. Nope. Ahem.



































































    [img]http://www.hankthedwarf.com/images/photos/album/alb9.jpg'>
    Hank sends a toast from heaven.
     
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  2. miles apart

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    miles apart - Replied Jul 21, 2003

    no..wait..fuck...no..hold on.

    Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf is DEAD?!
     
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  3. JimmieWalker

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    JimmieWalker - Replied Jul 21, 2003

    monkey fucking a football.
     
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  4. --zeSto--

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    those pics are fucked right up!

    The first one isn't too wierd but the second one makes her look
    like Celine Dion and the third one makes him look like he has no legs.

    plus I'd have a hard time satisfying a 6'2" yoga woman,
    and I dont fit in her gymbag. What the fick is he going to do?
     
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  5. IDrinkSprite

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    IDrinkSprite - Replied Jul 21, 2003

    mini-me vs. hank the angry dwarf vs. beetlejuice
     
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  6. miles apart

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    Beeju would wreck some shit.
     
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    IDrinkSprite - Replied Jul 21, 2003

    yeah,thats who i would bet my money on.
     
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    crave - Replied Jul 21, 2003

    bridget the midget could've hooked him right on up.
     
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    that must be some perverse sex....a midget and a 6ft yoga instructor...
     
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    perverse indeed..women like girth..maybe mini me is
    a dildo.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    oh the image in my head!!!
     
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  12. Poop Man Bob

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    :sad face:
     
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    yeah. shit sucks. all the alcohol abuse took its toll on him.

    dude was great.

    'go have sex with jesus christ...you faggot'

    classic.
     
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    he went on a "bender" haha
    what is that, like 2 beers ? i wonder if he has a normal sized penis
     
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    StarzAbove - Replied Jul 21, 2003

    Thats what u call a VERY DESPERATE GIRL
     
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