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Mini-Me will marry a six-foot-two yoga instructor in November (with pics)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Poop Man Bob, Jul 21, 2003.

  1. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,3020...379622,001.html

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    [quote][b][b][SIZE=2]MINI-ME BAGS A BEAUTY [/b][/SIZE]

    The actor made famous for his role as Mini-Me in the Austin Powers film series has announced he is to wed his girlfriend - who is six-foot, two-inches tall.

    Verne Troyer, standing two-foot, eight-inches in his socks, said he felt like a giant when 29-year-old yoga instructor Genevieve Gallen agreed to tie the knot. The ceremony is expected to take place in November.

    It has not always been plain sailing for the couple, however. Gallen dumped Troyer for a six-foot male stripper earlier this year, prompting the love-sick midget, who has admitted to a drinking problem, to go on a bender.

    After flying from Los Angeles to New York, a drunken Troyer wound up in a strip club, dancing on stage with a stripper.

    Troyer has now undergone treatment for alcoholism and friends say the stability of marriage will help to keep him off the booze.[/b][/quote]

    [img]http://www.playboy.com/arts-entertainment/features/vernetroyer/imx/pic2a.jpg'>

    [img]http://www.pimpit.com/Pictures/ClubPics/Verne-Troyer-and-Genevieve-.jpg'>

    I'm [i]sure[/i] this marriage is all about love. Nothing to do with money. Nope. Ahem.



































































    [img]http://www.hankthedwarf.com/images/photos/album/alb9.jpg'>
    Hank sends a toast from heaven.
     
  2. miles apart

    miles apart Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2003 Messages: 407 Likes Received: 0
    no..wait..fuck...no..hold on.

    Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf is DEAD?!
     
  3. JimmieWalker

    JimmieWalker Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 29, 2003 Messages: 1,345 Likes Received: 0
    monkey fucking a football.
     
  4. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    those pics are fucked right up!

    The first one isn't too wierd but the second one makes her look
    like Celine Dion and the third one makes him look like he has no legs.

    plus I'd have a hard time satisfying a 6'2" yoga woman,
    and I dont fit in her gymbag. What the fick is he going to do?
     
  5. IDrinkSprite

    IDrinkSprite Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 11, 2002 Messages: 1,165 Likes Received: 7
    mini-me vs. hank the angry dwarf vs. beetlejuice
     
  6. miles apart

    miles apart Member

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    Beeju would wreck some shit.
     
  7. IDrinkSprite

    IDrinkSprite Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 11, 2002 Messages: 1,165 Likes Received: 7
    yeah,thats who i would bet my money on.
     
  8. crave

    crave Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2002 Messages: 6,728 Likes Received: 10
    bridget the midget could've hooked him right on up.
     
  9. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    that must be some perverse sex....a midget and a 6ft yoga instructor...
     
  10. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

    perverse indeed..women like girth..maybe mini me is
    a dildo.
     
  11. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    oh the image in my head!!!
     
  12. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    :sad face:
     
  13. mapo returns

    mapo returns Member

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    yeah. shit sucks. all the alcohol abuse took its toll on him.

    dude was great.

    'go have sex with jesus christ...you faggot'

    classic.
     
  14. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    he went on a "bender" haha
    what is that, like 2 beers ? i wonder if he has a normal sized penis
     
  15. StarzAbove

    StarzAbove Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 15, 2003 Messages: 7,133 Likes Received: 6
    Thats what u call a VERY DESPERATE GIRL
     
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