blood fart Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 I have always been a fan of goats. I have always been a fan of anything in a miniature form. Put the two together and it is a formula for extreme adorable. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rB5ToejoAg Premium fainters are the way to go. No half stepping. I like the cut of his jib. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1y7UeXdk-Q This sparked my obsession. I can't get enough of those cute little bastards going stiff legged and falling over into a pile of cuteness. So good. http://www.theminiaturegoatclub.com/ A baby mini-goat. Get the fuk outta here. Precious is an understatement. It's as if their heads were made just for me to put in my mouth. So much cuteness. It's almost unbearable. Really. How can you look at those little guys and not just want to shove their tiny little adorable heads into your mouth for just a little taste? You can't. It's impossible. When I move back to Texas in a few years, I am going to live on a mini-farm. With all mini-animals. Mini-goats to chase and make faint. Mini-horses to pull a mini-carriage. Mini-donkeys to wear mini-saddle bags. Mini-cows that eat mini-bales of hay. I will drive a mini-truck. And hire midget ranch hands. It's going to be some real magical shit going on. Talk amongst yourselves. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 certified awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Goats are the new dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 apparently i haven't "spread around" my props enough. i think this is a secret government coverup to give me an STD mentality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 I go to the zoo and feed goats and hug them. But they are regular goats. Which are rad and all. But a mini-goat..man I would melt instantly. We found a dude that owns a mini-fainter farm outside of Austin. We are going to call him and set up an appointment to come test drive some mini-goats. See how they do with fainting. Tell him we are in the market for a few good fainters. Which isn't totally untrue. I will be buying some of these little guys, just not right now. So I will hug on some goats which will probably make them faint. Then I will lay on the ground and hug them more while they can't move. It's going to be so awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 your mini farm idea is priceless!! hahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Mini farm not gonna lie I would bring my kids... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 or a fondue pot :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
never[TUA] Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Goats are pretty obnoxious. They eat everything (paper, clothes, etc.) and they shit pellets and piss on whatever they want. Some of them are pretty fucking loud too. Mini-goats wouldn't be any better. Just smaller shits and piss puddles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 We will build a mini-barn for the mini-animals to live in. It's not like I will have my mini-goats sleeping in the house with us. And for as cute as they are, they can totally thrash everything in sight. I will just chase them with a open umbrella and make them pass out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Back to Texas in a few years?? I thought you were back in Austin.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 I am back in Austin. For a few months. And then I am moving. To a top secret location. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Your mini-barn is going to get mini-chewed. I hear that mini-chicken wire solves this miniature problem, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 i'll post this link.....again: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezske Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 i saw a full sized goat chained up in someones little ass yard in philly before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 mini goat vs mini horse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 german mini goats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowDown Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 I think I saw these on Dirty Jobs before. When they get startled they faint or something....anywho, it was pretty darn funny to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 i'll post this link.....again: This is pretty good. Although I would never dream at taking that tone with a goat. They are just to dear to my heart. BUt I would put that dude down in my heckling club. We're pretty good. The Salty Boogers Heckling Club. Yep. It's how I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 this is what think of your mini goats http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhqbV0U47Zo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted February 27, 2008 Author Share Posted February 27, 2008 Oh hey jerk, I didn't watch your video. I am not into seeing animals get killed. Goats are a metal mascot. Dude in the video must be real hip hop to go around killing goats like that. Not radical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 i will bring my mini horses to your mini goat farm and sparks will flyyyy! you will own a nude dude ranch because mini goats like to eat clothes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted February 27, 2008 Author Share Posted February 27, 2008 I am pretty into nude dudes. Only if they are totally fabulous and fierce gay dudes that love to dance. I will have mini-horses of my own. But you can bring yours and they can all have a play date. It will be the happiest place on Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
korokys Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I personally think it would be awesome to strap two of those mini goat dudes to my kicks and just ride 'em like mini-goaterblades!! And I bet these little buggers would be pussy magnets. I may even put lasers on thier freakin heads....uuuuh too much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 You know my feelings about this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted February 27, 2008 Author Share Posted February 27, 2008 You're either with us or you're against us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 i was at the zoo in tacoma this week, saw a bunch of them, i couldnt stop laughing true story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 mini goats look fucking rad too bad goat is delicious i've been stuck on alpacas wonder if there's mini alpacas out there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSDEVIL Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Fucked up video daily... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 dudebra1 is lurking hard.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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