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Microscopes...what are they good for?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Nov 16, 2005.

  1. Gunm

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    Microscopes...what are they good for?

    Discussion started by Gunm - Nov 16, 2005

    I need to prepare a presentation for this job interview I have on friday.

    It's selling optical equipment and scientific microscopes and I need to come up with areas where said equipment could be marketed to So far I have...

    Hospitals
    Research Labs
    Clinics
    Pharmaceutical companies
    Colleges
    Universities

    But could anyone come up with some less obvious arenas one could market microscopes?

    I know this is pretty lame but I'm kind of at a loss other than what i have and I wanna come up with some answers that aren't so obvious
     
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    Textile companies to determine thread counts in high end fabric?
     
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    seeing tiny asian hands.
     
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    electronics engineeres.
    they use em when building prototypes of microchips/processors, transistor boards etc. boards etc.
     
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    8onus - Replied Nov 16, 2005

    not nessecarily microscopes, but very similar magnifying devices such as "fine-grain focusers" and "loupes" are used by photographers in the darkroom.
     
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    8onus - Replied Nov 16, 2005

    jewlers, pawn shops, diamond collectors all use microscopes to examine ice.

    im on a roll here
     
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    Gunm - Replied Nov 16, 2005

    Oh shit, wow, some of these are solid gold.

    Look, the more you guys help me, the more money i will make. The more money i make, the more likely I'll be to treat visiting 12ozer's to drinks at local bars.
     
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    To see how purple my weeed is, bro.....
     
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    when I have to do that shit, I get real drunk, then talk the next day with bad jokes and even badder jokes about being hungover. I'm charismatic so it works for me....but microscopes are good for looking at irish and chinese penises....
     
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    motherfuck, i have small hands.
     
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    Zack Morris - Replied Nov 16, 2005

    mad scientists need microscopes
    and if you could get a contract in the works with your local public educational board that would be some mother fucking bank rolls, but if your county is anything like minethey won't buy microscopes made after about 1900.
    sperm banks...they need to get a good sperm count
     
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    mycology
     
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    Microscopes are preety good for peeping
     
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    imported_dowmagik - Replied Nov 16, 2005

    agriculture people look at plants with microscopes to see when it will be best to harvest the crop.
     
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