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Microscopes...what are they good for?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Nov 16, 2005.

  1. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

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    I need to prepare a presentation for this job interview I have on friday.

    It's selling optical equipment and scientific microscopes and I need to come up with areas where said equipment could be marketed to So far I have...

    Research Labs
    Pharmaceutical companies

    But could anyone come up with some less obvious arenas one could market microscopes?

    I know this is pretty lame but I'm kind of at a loss other than what i have and I wanna come up with some answers that aren't so obvious
  2. CAPiTA

    CAPiTA Member

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    Textile companies to determine thread counts in high end fabric?
  3. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

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    seeing tiny asian hands.
  4. 8onus

    8onus Banned

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    electronics engineeres.
    they use em when building prototypes of microchips/processors, transistor boards etc. boards etc.
  5. 8onus

    8onus Banned

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    not nessecarily microscopes, but very similar magnifying devices such as "fine-grain focusers" and "loupes" are used by photographers in the darkroom.
  6. 8onus

    8onus Banned

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    jewlers, pawn shops, diamond collectors all use microscopes to examine ice.

    im on a roll here
  7. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

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    Oh shit, wow, some of these are solid gold.

    Look, the more you guys help me, the more money i will make. The more money i make, the more likely I'll be to treat visiting 12ozer's to drinks at local bars.
  8. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

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    To see how purple my weeed is, bro.....
  9. John Birch

    John Birch Member

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    when I have to do that shit, I get real drunk, then talk the next day with bad jokes and even badder jokes about being hungover. I'm charismatic so it works for me....but microscopes are good for looking at irish and chinese penises....
  10. JJC

    JJC Junior Member

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    motherfuck, i have small hands.
  11. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

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    mad scientists need microscopes
    and if you could get a contract in the works with your local public educational board that would be some mother fucking bank rolls, but if your county is anything like minethey won't buy microscopes made after about 1900.
    sperm banks...they need to get a good sperm count
  12. j

    j Guest

  13. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  14. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

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    Microscopes are preety good for peeping
  15. imported_dowmagik

    imported_dowmagik Senior Member

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    agriculture people look at plants with microscopes to see when it will be best to harvest the crop.