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Mexican Whores in Tijuana Thread

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by JudgeMathis, Mar 16, 2006.

  1. JudgeMathis

    JudgeMathis Member

    Joined: Mar 9, 2004 Messages: 550 Likes Received: 8
    So I went on a road trip recently.. I started out East and headed to the west coast for the first time in my life. So I'm in San Diego enjoying the sun and beach and staying at this international hostile . One day a couple guys from the hostile( a kid from saudi arabia, an australian and a jamaican) tell me that they're headed to Tijuana for the day.. it was a Friday btw. I was instantly down, having heard insane stories about tijuana: Whores, drugs, donkey shows, etc... I wanted the full border town experience. The dude driving was this rastafarian who worked at the hostile, so on the ride to the border he lit up a fat blunt. We reach the border and parked the car.. I'm fuckin baked. We walk across the border and into Mexico. I have $150 in my shoe. thats all my money for the rest of the trip ... the plan was to spend 40 bucks in mexico. Tijuana is fucking crazy, an instant culture shock. As soon as we got into mexico little kids ran up to me, dirty as hell begging for money.. People yelling at you from every direction trying to sell you shit. everyones after that American $$$. Well some shots and a bunch of coronas later we wonder down Revolution Ave to the "red light district" to check out some strip clubs. As we walk towards the red light district, whores start to appear on every corner winking at you, tugging on your shirt, "fucky, sucky! sucky fucky!" haha. Than the best street of all.. a street lined with hot chicks all in mini skirts. there had to be 100 or more chicks on both sides of the road. We went to this strip club called "Hong Kong." Had some more beers. Some of the girls were rediculously hot but they were 60 bucks a pop and i'm a cheap fuck. Well I'm now drunk and stoned, so i go outside and start inspecting the chicks on the street, one by one ... picking out the best. I walked up and down the street twice, carefully choosing. Ah, tuff decision. I finally picked my favorite, a petite chick with a fat ass and big tits. "sucky fucky.." she says. "how much?" "20 for me, 5 for the room." What a steal I thought! Chick brings me into a hotel.. i pay dude at the desk 5 bucks. she brings me to the room, theres porn playing on the tv! and the fucking begins. You get half hour for 25 bucks. I finish, try to start a quick conversation but she cant speak english for shit. I go back to the hong kong, more beers.. "Hey.. i'll fuck one more and thats it." I think to myself. So i go back to the strip and pick another girl. same deal. Than another and another! Well by the end of the night after some clubs, more beers and some serious banging, i was down to my last $20!! Ehh but it was worth it. My international friends and I, hours later, wondered back towards the good ol' USA. The Saudi kid was jumping up and down,"tonight, my friends, has been my best night while in this country!" He banged two whores and coulden't stop talking about it. He explained that in his country, if a chick has sex before marriage she gets stoned to death. On the way out some chick grabs me, "10 dolla, sucky fucky!" 10 fucking dollars??? I was tempted but resisted the offer. We stumbled back to the border and had to wait in line for 2 hours! What a bitch! Now im pretty much broke in San Diego.. I ended up sleaping on a roof for the next few days and eventually hitchhiking back east. That was a fucking crazy trip. Good times.

    I'm already planning my next trip out there. 5 girls, me and a bottle of tequila :love2:

    Any one else have mexico stories? Or whore stories?
  2. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122

    I hope you used a jimmy hat.
  3. shaolinmasta

    shaolinmasta Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2003 Messages: 7,884 Likes Received: 157
    That sounds fucking mad.

    I love me some latina bitches
  4. JudgeMathis

    JudgeMathis Member

    Joined: Mar 9, 2004 Messages: 550 Likes Received: 8
  5. $2 dollar well drinks

    $2 dollar well drinks Junior Member

    Joined: Sep 22, 2005 Messages: 152 Likes Received: 0
    what i would do with a G down there, bitches, yayo, bitches, yayo, cerveza, bitches yayo. and still come back with 200
  6. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 622
    where are pics?

    we don't wanna read about mexican whores/TJ/redlight
    we wanna see it
  7. mullet

    mullet Banned

    Joined: Mar 11, 2004 Messages: 614 Likes Received: 1
    Get a real girlfriend
    Spend your money on drink
    not women with STI's
  8. trackstand

    trackstand Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2004 Messages: 2,262 Likes Received: 3
    I want to meet women with STI's!
  9. Al Green

    Al Green Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2001 Messages: 8,561 Likes Received: 1
    sexually transmitted intelligence.
  10. Herbivore

    Herbivore Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 12, 2004 Messages: 1,431 Likes Received: 1
    Sexually Transmitted Intelligence?

    Motherfucker.... beat me to it.
  11. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    Sounds wild. I would get all drunk and smoked out, then pick up hot ass hookers and fuck them in their asshole and then cum in their eye.
  12. El Mikinbin De Miami

    El Mikinbin De Miami Member

    Joined: Dec 7, 2004 Messages: 585 Likes Received: 0
    DOpe story....That's crazy though..I heard some shit on the radio the other day about Mexican prostitutes..That they're slipping some shit in your drinks so you could pass the fuck out and then they rob you. Good to see you did the dirt and made it out alright....
  13. mullet

    mullet Banned

    Joined: Mar 11, 2004 Messages: 614 Likes Received: 1
    Sorry nerds
    Where I live they have changed it to Sexually Transmitted Infections.
  14. GamblersGrin

    GamblersGrin Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 24, 2003 Messages: 3,243 Likes Received: 16
    yo mathis

    do you have your phone on or what? ive been trying to get in touch with you fool.

    get at me
  15. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    in my country i am living many very poor one day i know that i am coming here to united state

    and now i am living too many fancy

    not really

    in mexico, everything out there is a scam
    cops can be bribed, the weed sucks, the coke is cheap, and i remember all my cousins used to sniff paint thinner to get high,
    you know how weed is big out here, like everyone does it? well thats how paint thinner is out there, well maybe not just paint thinner but inhalants and shit like that

    tijuana is like dodge city, the cops are crooked as hell, and i dont mean that they just take bribes, if you rub them the wrong way you can end up digging your own grave out in the desert

    oh and mexican whores are so dirty, drunk or not theres no way in hell i would have fucked even one.