Abracadabra Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 "hello, is this mr ********?" "no, here's not here right now" "ok. how are you related to mr ******?" "i'm not" "oh, so you're a friend of his?" "no" "oh, so how do you know mr *******?" "i live here" "oh, ok. is there a better time i can call back to speak to mr *******?" "that depends, do you know mr *******?" "yes" "oh really? what's his first name?" "uhh..........jerry?" "BZZZZZZ! WRONG BITCH! better luck next time! *click*" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 Ziiiiiing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 buuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merk or be merked Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 hahahaha thats awsome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
909 Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 she got clowned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 i just hang up you know its telemarketers when theres a small pause from when you pick up to when you hear th eother line connect once i hear that *click Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 keujfboelqnfjkbg42lj;agflwkrjbo2qh4nljfwlnflbreuhpqifnlebgsdoirjthohlsngjsairjpoq Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 i had this guy with the thickest middleastern accent ive ever heard from the bank's customer service line try to tell me his name was bruce once.... what a crock of shit tthat was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 porkchop is lurkin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 Was he at least close? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 4, 2006 Author Share Posted March 4, 2006 it was a she, and no, she wasn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 Dude, they're all from India. They take classes to learn regional american accents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 I hear most of them speak 18 languages and dialects...Amazing fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 What I do is say oh hold on, I'll get them, and just leave the phone off the hook. They wait like 5-10 mins before they realize what happened, fucks up their whole mass calling quota if enough people do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 I actually like to waste their time. I act like I'm interested but really really dense. The best shit is, lets say you get a call selling a mortgage - ask if you can spend the money on drugs and to have your wife killed. Or ask them to hold on, than start screaming at something - making it sound like the "something" is a dog - to get off the couch before you beat the shit out them with a pipe like you did yesterday. Than come back to the phone and ask "you got any kids yourself?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 4, 2006 Author Share Posted March 4, 2006 Originally posted by Old Growth@Mar 4 2006, 12:17 PM Dude, they're all from India. They take classes to learn regional american accents. Quoted post yeah, and they do a really shitty job of it. the one i spoke to had to be mexican. i used to work with an indian guy who worked in one of those places. all they do is sit them down every morning, get them to repeat a few local phrases like "howdy partner" or "g'day mate" (for america and australia respectively) then stick them on the phone. they make little or no attempt to learn the actual accent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 Originally posted by I.C.Shadow@Mar 3 2006, 07:02 PM What I do is say oh hold on, I'll get them, and just leave the phone off the hook. They wait like 5-10 mins before they realize what happened, fucks up their whole mass calling quota if enough people do it. Quoted post LOL.....thats a good one...i never thought of that...and how come they always call during dinner?.....or like the best part of a movie....or when youre in the bathroom taking a shit....and have to run out dirty assed just to pick up the phone?... :hatred: :hatred: ....what?.....you guys dont run out dirty assed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Mar 3 2006, 07:28 PM "uhh..........jerry?" Quoted post AHAHAHA! I love it that she tried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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