duh-rye-won Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 the company i work for is doing some business with yamaha. my contact at yamaha is a slammin' 30 year old korean chick from cali. slammin. we have never really gotten the chance to bullshit outside of business talk and everything has always been on a pretty professional level. i just got this email from her: Gary, Here's your login info for the styleguide -- http://www... You can download your images from the Competition section for the Raptor and 450 packaging, and Great Outdoors for Rhino and Grizzly. Word to your mother. now i know it ain't much...... but this requires the perfect response and i can't quite pull it off. she's a smokin hot business chick. and she just said "word to your mother" in a business email. help. -goose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Mero is mad funny no doubt, but he doesn't replace the need for your own wit. If you can't handle this yourself, how do you think you're ever gunna fuck? You gunna have Mero do that for you too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 I totally understand this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Originally posted by AlwaysBombin@Feb 27 2006, 06:34 PM Mero is mad funny no doubt, but he doesn't replace the need for your own wit. If you can't handle this yourself, how do you think you're ever gunna fuck? You gunna have Mero do that for you too? Quoted post :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted February 28, 2006 Author Share Posted February 28, 2006 Originally posted by AlwaysBombin@Feb 28 2006, 01:34 AM Mero is mad funny no doubt, but he doesn't replace the need for your own wit. If you can't handle this yourself, how do you think you're ever gunna fuck? You gunna have Mero do that for you too? Quoted post thanks for your advice. i'm glad you could help me to see the situation more clearly and help me to think for myself instead of relying on others to do it for me. i owe you one. good lookin out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Always here to help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 You should call her up and say "hey shawty whos numba one? Not yo man" then youll get mad dome. it almost worked for me but then her man was there so you know how that worked out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 gary (tee-hee), there are only 7 words required to seal this deal: 1. do 2. you 3. take 4. it 5. in 6. the 7. pooper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 i aint no mero to give you the line but hot 30 business woman sounds like some shit to get your self all sugared up so best of luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 my vote goes to a nice rendition of "you've lost that lovin' feelin" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 sing gary, sing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted February 28, 2006 Author Share Posted February 28, 2006 i just need a good, like.... Thanks for getting me the style guide, it'll be a big help. word to the gods. you know. one of those. but something a little more inspired... or maybe just... yo, word. one, -g no... thats not good at all. in my defense, it IS 10am... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 do you got any flicks of the lady? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Originally posted by iquit@Feb 28 2006, 01:57 AM yo, word. one, -g Quoted post haha, is that mero in a nutshell? :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted February 28, 2006 Author Share Posted February 28, 2006 nah no flicks. i just met her breifly 2 weeks ago when i was in new york for business. she was cool, but very serious. that's why this caught me so off guard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Yo, its the god, god. word is bond god. Just email her any section of the beginning of that song and pray she knows what you're referring to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted February 28, 2006 Author Share Posted February 28, 2006 yeah, i'm afraid to be too obscure..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 whatever you wright, sign out with G-Money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 So she lives in California and you live.... not in California. Probably not even lose to Cali huh? Yeah, don't try TOO HARD to be funny because you'll fall short. And the whole thing would just backfire on you. Word to the gods is cute though. Try throwing in conversations between business letters. Don't get too personal with the conversation. Blah, treat her like a friend than get to where ever the hell you're headed to. Just lean with it, rock with it. -J. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Palabra to Allah. Tic for tac. edit - I just realized you already had essentially this idea. wooop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 "Thanks for getting me the style guide, it'll be a big help. See you 'round in the boogie down, Gary" Or "Thanks for getting me the style guide, it'll be a big help. One Love Gary" Or "Thanks for getting me the style guide, it'll be a big help. I and I talk soon, G-money" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 thanks for advice i would say word to your mother, but korean mothers are crazy @&*@^#$#%!^!^@%#^@^@^#%!%!^@%#%#%@^!^!%@!^%#^!@%^%@!^ and will straight @*#*$*@#*@*#**#*@()#(#$(#^%!@%^@%!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Goose, how 'bout... "AWWW NAWWW NIGGA COME ON B. REMEMBER, TWO THINGS IN LIFE I NEVER SEEN, A UFO AND A BITCH I NEED. GET SOME HOES IN YA HOUSE (WHILE YOU PLAY "THERES SOME HOES IN THIS HOUSE") AND FORGET ABOUT THAT BROAD. SMOKE WET. HOLLA. MERO GEEEEEEEE MLBC CALL 9-1-1" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 act like you don't care about what she thinks, talk down to her, and she's yours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 tell her next time you see her she can get down with the g-g-g-g-g-g-g-G-unit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 You can always go with the safe: Word to YOUR mother, Gary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Whoop dat trick! (get 'em) Whoop dat trick! (get 'em) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 deto youre needed in the TH thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobthedestroyer Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 How lame do you have to be go on the fucking internet to ask a bunch of random ass people what you should say to a female... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Originally posted by bobthedestroyer@Feb 27 2006, 07:24 PM How lame do you have to be go on the fucking internet to ask a bunch of random ass people what you should say to a female... Quoted post Not as lame you, dont be a hard ass nigguh its the internets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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