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Mental Masturbation: thoughts by sars D.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SARSdealer, Nov 25, 2003.

  1. SARSdealer

    SARSdealer Junior Member

    Joined: May 18, 2003 Messages: 205 Likes Received: 0
    when you masturbate, you think about hot chicks(or guys, for some of you fags.)
    if you were to masturbate while thinking about power tools, and computers, what kind of soda you like.. it wouldnt feel as good, and you probably wouldnt be able to keep the hardon right?

    so while you masturbate, you think about girls you are attracted too and would like too fuck, or ex girls, or girls that you have fucked...and it usualy makes it feel better depending on what you think about.
    i know when i rub one out thinking bout a past experience of fucking my ex, it does feel somewhat better.

    well could this ever work on other things?

    like if your over your girlfriends house for the first time..meeting her parents, and her mom cooked, and it taste like complete shit, maybe it would be possible, to make yourself in someway think about eating good food, and there for making the food your eating taste better???
    anyone get what im saying??

    i dont now..i gets its just one of those stoner thoughts you get, when you arent stoned.
  2. i11igul

    i11igul Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2003 Messages: 1,810 Likes Received: 0
    like if i was reading a really shitty thread, and then thought about reading a good one, it would make the experience better...:rolleyes:
  3. SleepAnDream

    SleepAnDream Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 2, 2002 Messages: 3,078 Likes Received: 0
    yeeeeeeeeeeeeah....i gonna have to ask you to move all of your stuff down to the basement....if you could go ahead and do that for me, thatd be great....yeeeeeah......
  4. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    to all those people out there with gucci bags
    you've got good taste
  5. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 623
    he can't keep a hard on while thinking about power tools.
  6. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    there's a good "your mom" joke in here somewhere
  7. $360

    $360 Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 2,600 Likes Received: 1
  8. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    Can't i finish my tea first?!