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"MENSA Intelligence Test".

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by coldmilkcup, Jan 22, 2006.

  1. coldmilkcup

    coldmilkcup Member

    Joined: Jun 10, 2002 Messages: 669 Likes Received: 0

    This is clearly not endorsed by MENSA, and most likely only endorsed by "IQ clubs" that also double as a certified Viagra agent. Anyway, it is a bit of fun.

  2. richard_vagina

    richard_vagina Member

    Joined: Nov 28, 2005 Messages: 578 Likes Received: 0
    you use internet explorer. HAHA!!!
  3. El Jefe Uno

    El Jefe Uno Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 18, 2002 Messages: 2,586 Likes Received: 236
    lawlerskates @ teh IE
  4. SpyD

    SpyD Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 22, 2002 Messages: 3,093 Likes Received: 62
    I got 20. I sorta cheated to figure out how to spell number 32
  5. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    26. The shit is getting left up until I get the other 7...
  6. fuse=--action

    fuse=--action Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2005 Messages: 1,855 Likes Received: 0
    Get a spatial relationships test up in here.

  7. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    I actually did about 20 of these the hard way. Then I decided to do a search for how many people were on a soccer team cause thats what I thought 11 P on a F (S) T was.... Then I thought, hey, this is the internet, everyone cheats on this shit why don't I search for all the answers? Viola
    1. 26 L in the A - 26 LETTERS in the ALPHABET
    2. 9 P in the S S - 9 PLANETS in the SOLAR SYSTEM
    3. 7 W of the W - 7 WONDERS of the WORLD
    4. 90 D in a R A - 90 DEGREES in a RIGHT ANGLE
    5. 18 H on a G C - 18 HOLES on a GOLF COURSE
    6. 3 C in a F - 3 COINS in a FOUNTAIN
    7. 32 is the T in D F at which W F - 32 is the TEMPERATURE in DEGREES FAHRENHEIT at which WATER FREEZES
    8. 12 S of the Z - 12 SIGNS of the ZODIAC
    9. 13 S on the U S F - 13 STRIPES on the UNITED STATES FLAG
    10. 88 K on a P - 88 KEYS on a PIANO
    11. 3 B M (S H T R) - 3 BLIND MICE (SEE HOW THEY RUN)
    12. 15 P in a R U T - 15 PLAYERS in a RUGBY UNION TEAM
    13. 5 T on a F - 5 TOES on a FOOT
    14. 3 W on a T - 3 WHEELS on a TRICYCLE
    15. 100 P in a P - 100 PENNIES in a POUND
    16. 7 D in a W - 7 DAYS in a WEEK
    17. 4 H of the A - 4 HORSEMAN of the APOCALYPSE
    18. 7 C of the R - 7 COLOURS of the RAINBOW
    19. 76 T at the B P - 76 TROMBONES at the BIG PARADE
    20. 29 D in F in a L Y - 29 DAYS in FEBRUARY in a LEAP YEAR
    21. 52 C in a P (W Js) - 52 CARDS in a PACK (WITHOUT JOKERS)
    22. 13 = U F S - 13 = UNLUCKY FOR SOME
    23. 9 L of a C - 9 LIVES of a CAT
    24. 12 I in a F - 12 INCHES in a FOOT
    25. 6 W of H the 8 - 6 WIVES of HENRY the 8th
    26. 12 J on a J - 12 JURORS on a JURY
    27. 1000 Y in a M - 1000 YEARS in a MILLENNIUM
    28. L in a B D - LOAVES in a BAKERS DOZEN
    29. 6 B to an O in C - 6 BALLS to an OVER in CRICKET
    30. 15 M on a D M C - 15 MEN on a DEAD MAN'S CHEST
    31. 64 S on a C B - 64 SQUARES on a CHESS BOARD
    32. 14 P in a S - 14 POUNDS in a STONE
    33. 52 W in a Y - 52 WEEKS in a YEAR
    34. 8 P in a G - 8 PINTS in a GALLON
    35. 8 T on an O - 8 TENTACLES on an OCTOPUS
    36. 60 M in a H - 60 MINUTES in a HOUR

    Fucking internerds...
  8. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    this is like that King of the Hill episode where Peggy gets invited to some smart people group because of some internet IQ test, and it's all a scam.
  9. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    I know a girl that talks like those riddle questions in real life when she gets drunk with such classics as S my D.

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2
    S MY D?? :haha: :haha: :haha:
  11. SpyD

    SpyD Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 22, 2002 Messages: 3,093 Likes Received: 62
    I been sayin 'S my D' for so long. Never knew I was speakin Mensa talk.
  12. fuse=--action

    fuse=--action Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2005 Messages: 1,855 Likes Received: 0
    HAHAHA. That reminds me of some shit my friend used to say.

    The problem with F'in a B in the A without a C is S on the D.

    I was usually more funny when we were trashed.