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OS i've gone through three rounds of interviews for this job I have been gunning for, each one tougher than the last.

 

Not too long ago i get a call from the main manager I would be working for were I to get this job......he wants to meet me for coffee tommorrow (no homo)

 

Holy shit, i think they want to offer me the job....

 

your thoughts 12oz? Similar experiences folks wanna share to boost my confidence (or bring it down for all the jerkoffs out there) ?

 

 

 

 

note: not the most exciting thread.....we seem to have been ecountering a spate of shitty ones lately and I know this doesn't help said trend but hey, at least it isn;t about shit or vomit.

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note: not the most exciting thread.....we seem to have been ecountering a spate of shitty ones lately and I know this doesn't help said trend but hey, at least it isn;t about shit or vomit.

 

Yeah sometimes coffee makes me shit too.

 

* Oh yeah and LENS call me tomorrow for stickers!

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I'd be a corporate recruiter working for a big company. My job would be to steal talented employees from other companies and bring'em to work for us...among other things.

 

edit: the unofficial title is "corporate head hunter" but the actual title is "Recruiting Specialist"

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I'd be a corporate recruiter working for a big company. My job would be to steal talented employees from other companies and bring'em to work for us...among other things.

 

edit: the unofficial title is "corporate head hunter" but the actual title is "Recruiting Specialist"

So you could hook the oz with jobs?

I got an asian cousin...

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BUY A COFFEE!

 

LIKE DON'T JUST SHOW UP AND SIT THERE, TALKING ABOUT "NO THANKS, I DONT DRINK COFFEE"

 

EVEN IF YOU DONT PRETEND YOU DO

 

 

THE ONE TIME I SHOWED UP TO AN INTERVIEW LIKE THAT I DIDNT GET ONE AND I THINK THAT THREW ME OFF FOR THE WHOLE INTERVIEW

 

HE SAID HE WOULD CALL ME BACK BUT NEVER DID,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[RANT]FAGGOT, YOU FUCKING BOOTLEG-ASS COMIC BOOK GUY

 

 

NIGGA IMMA ETCH YO SHIT![/RANT]

 

 

 

sorry about the size, but im trying toi make you sure you dont slip up

 

good luck my whodie

 

run that nigga over!

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RING RING*



 

"hello"

 

"yea im calling on behalf of gofuckurself employment ageny to inform you that your dole payment is going to be cut"

 

"what?! why?"

 

"Well its come to our attention that youre a douche bag and under the circumstances we're just going to have to deal with it the way with deal with people... of your sort."

 

"awww man"

 

"yea..... Well were going to need you to come in and comfirm that you are in fact a douche bag. So well see you tommorrow morning."

 

"ok"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"...fucking douche bag"

 

click*

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make sure he pays for the coffee, so if you dont get the job, you still got a free coffee its a win win.

 

 

nah but for real...you prolly have the job, why would he go all out, at a cafe to say ''hey u didnt get the job'' so pretty much you got the job and he is going to spend the ''cafe time'' to talk to you about your new work place...and while that is going on some laddie is calling everyone ealse on the phone saying hey sorry u didint get the job..!

 

belive me im right

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