Gunm Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 OS i've gone through three rounds of interviews for this job I have been gunning for, each one tougher than the last. Not too long ago i get a call from the main manager I would be working for were I to get this job......he wants to meet me for coffee tommorrow (no homo) Holy shit, i think they want to offer me the job.... your thoughts 12oz? Similar experiences folks wanna share to boost my confidence (or bring it down for all the jerkoffs out there) ? note: not the most exciting thread.....we seem to have been ecountering a spate of shitty ones lately and I know this doesn't help said trend but hey, at least it isn;t about shit or vomit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 all i can say is "good luck mothafucka" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 well dont count your chickens before they hatch. That said; good luck. I guess if you get the job you wont be on much anymore. Wow people are growing up.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 damnit, threads like this just remind me of how i need a real job.. ive never met over coffee to discuss employment :( good luck nyugga! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have..(once you get in the door..) This phrase has helped me over the years.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 yeah, if I get this job, i definately won't be here as much. we'll see what happens. I'll quit this current job of mine monday if I get the offer....ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 what kind of job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 note: not the most exciting thread.....we seem to have been ecountering a spate of shitty ones lately and I know this doesn't help said trend but hey, at least it isn;t about shit or vomit. Yeah sometimes coffee makes me shit too. * Oh yeah and LENS call me tomorrow for stickers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 I'd be a corporate recruiter working for a big company. My job would be to steal talented employees from other companies and bring'em to work for us...among other things. edit: the unofficial title is "corporate head hunter" but the actual title is "Recruiting Specialist" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 rape your chickens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 * Oh yeah and LENS call me tomorrow for stickers! Finally...... (thanks dude) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 You have it for sure ( I only read your post so if you updated it and got it good luck, if you didn't get it disregard this post) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man with the Answers Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 if you got past the 1st round, you're all good unless you fuck it up or they find your a felon with weed in your piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 hook me up with a job if you get it wont ya?... im tired of being a loserrrrr.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 I think you've got the job buddy! Threads on poop rock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 You should of said, " I'd rather get a beer or some whiskey" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 I'd be a corporate recruiter working for a big company. My job would be to steal talented employees from other companies and bring'em to work for us...among other things. edit: the unofficial title is "corporate head hunter" but the actual title is "Recruiting Specialist" So you could hook the oz with jobs? I got an asian cousin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 So you could hook the oz with jobs? I got an asian cousin... lol, does that mean you're semi-good at math now? or dance dance revolution or something asians do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreck.One Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 I take anybody who I'm going to hire as a Manager to Outback Steakhouse to offer the job to them. I love expense reports, edit, good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 meet me for coffee.... Its goin doooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 BUY A COFFEE! LIKE DON'T JUST SHOW UP AND SIT THERE, TALKING ABOUT "NO THANKS, I DONT DRINK COFFEE" EVEN IF YOU DONT PRETEND YOU DO THE ONE TIME I SHOWED UP TO AN INTERVIEW LIKE THAT I DIDNT GET ONE AND I THINK THAT THREW ME OFF FOR THE WHOLE INTERVIEW HE SAID HE WOULD CALL ME BACK BUT NEVER DID, [RANT]FAGGOT, YOU FUCKING BOOTLEG-ASS COMIC BOOK GUY NIGGA IMMA ETCH YO SHIT![/RANT] sorry about the size, but im trying toi make you sure you dont slip up good luck my whodie run that nigga over! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 When we used to take applicants for coffee it usually meant it was down to like the last 5...seems as though this is the final and most crucial stage.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V for Vagina Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Good to be you. I just got a call from the employment agency telling me they are going to cut my dole payment. For being a douche bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 RING RING* "hello" "yea im calling on behalf of gofuckurself employment ageny to inform you that your dole payment is going to be cut" "what?! why?" "Well its come to our attention that youre a douche bag and under the circumstances we're just going to have to deal with it the way with deal with people... of your sort." "awww man" "yea..... Well were going to need you to come in and comfirm that you are in fact a douche bag. So well see you tommorrow morning." "ok" "...fucking douche bag" click* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 This happened to afew months, luckily i nominated a cafe that closed down. All you do have to smile and nod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffie crave 7 Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 make sure he pays for the coffee, so if you dont get the job, you still got a free coffee its a win win. nah but for real...you prolly have the job, why would he go all out, at a cafe to say ''hey u didnt get the job'' so pretty much you got the job and he is going to spend the ''cafe time'' to talk to you about your new work place...and while that is going on some laddie is calling everyone ealse on the phone saying hey sorry u didint get the job..! belive me im right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 yeah, if I get this job, i definately won't be here as much. we'll see what happens. I'll quit this current job of mine monday if I get the offer....ha ha ha give a two week dirt bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 YOU'RE AFTER CORPORATE JOB!?! -Tear your balls off -Join the Rotary, and local golf courses -Replace wardrobe with polos and khakis -Embroider polos with the word "Sycophant" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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