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MEDICAL PROCEDURES

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by BOZACK, Apr 5, 2004.

  1. BOZACK

    BOZACK Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 999 Likes Received: 0
    what's the most unpleasant experience you've ever had at a hospital or with a doctor?

    i had a camera put a foot up my ass once. good thing i was asleep.

    i'm sure that won't compare to when i get my nose fixed though. psyche.

    *i sure wish i could remember the drugs they gave me
     
  2. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    I've been in shock or sedated for the majority of my hospital trips.
    although...this one time I sliced one of my toes open and I went in to the ER to get it stitched up. The doc gave me at least 8 shots of local in my toe to deaden it. After each shot he would ask if my toe was tingling or starting to feel numb...to which I would reply no. After the 8th shot and question and answer session...I replied no...it still didn't work. I then proceded to ask him how many stitches he was going to put in. His reply was three or four...so...I did the quick math...8 shots and nothing vs. 3 stitches...and then replied...just fucking sew it up...its obvious the local isn't working...sew it up and be done with it. He looked at me and asked if I was sure....thus getting an even more annoyed...just do it response from me. The doc starts sewing it up with that (much larger than a shot needle) curved stitchin needle. I gotta admit...that shit hurt a whole hell of a lot more than I thought it would've, but I refused to act like it hurt since I was acting like a complete bad-ass (ha-ha). And yeah....I got 4.
     
  3. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    i hate going for pap smears.
    i had a male doctor give me one on one occassion; it was the most uncomfortable experience for me even though he had a female assistant present.
    it just doesn't feel right lying down, having your legs spread and your feet on those stirrups...
     
  4. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
  5. Easy E

    Easy E Member

    Joined: Jan 26, 2004 Messages: 426 Likes Received: 0
    dental surgery.



    11 teeth pulled, 3 fillings. good thing i got to inhale that sweet nitrous oxide first.
     
  6. PalestineOne

    PalestineOne Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 25, 2004 Messages: 1,177 Likes Received: 0
  7. vaginabuster

    vaginabuster New Jack

    Joined: Mar 17, 2004 Messages: 27 Likes Received: 0
    i sat here for about twenty minutes thinking about what the fuck this meant
    i got it after awhile
    after about twenty minutes or so i got it
    i understand it now
    ok?
    because its all cool now that i understand it
    yeah
    yeah
    i get it now
    word up to me getting that shit
    took me awhile
    but
    oooooooohhhhh
    i got that shit
    i understood that shit after twenty minutes if thinking bout what exactly you meant
    oh yes
    i know what you mean now bro
    i thought you were meaning something else
    but i got it now
    for real
    i know whats that meant

    word
     
  8. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    not long after i emerged from my mothers' vagina someone cut part of my penis off.
     
  9. eseLokE1uno

    eseLokE1uno Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 1,280 Likes Received: 0
  10. PalestineOne

    PalestineOne Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 25, 2004 Messages: 1,177 Likes Received: 0
    you cant possibly remember the pain from circumsition if it was when you were born. I knew a guy that got circumsized when he was in 7th grade. ouch:eek:
     
  11. InDY_500

    InDY_500 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 5,169 Likes Received: 67
    one of them would have to be gettin a HUGE shot in my ass.........that bitch hurt for a good while.........
     
  12. gfreshsushi

    gfreshsushi Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 21, 2003 Messages: 2,244 Likes Received: 1
    i had a barium xray a few years ago. basically, you can't eat or drink anything for 24 hours before you go in so your stomach is completely empty. then you drink the barium (which is basically a chalk milkshake) and they make you roll around on a table so the crap coats your stomach, and then they use an ultrasound machine to look at your stomach lining. i have ulcers. a lot of them. but they're not big enough to be treated yet. fuck. after the xray i was driven home by my then girlfriend and i spent the next twelve hours vomiting this crap back up. this wasn't the most painful, but i have the worst memory of it. most of the other stuff i had drugs in my system or some localized anaesthesia, so it wasn't as bad.
     
  13. JohnnyLode

    JohnnyLode Member

    Joined: Jun 20, 2003 Messages: 460 Likes Received: 0
    spinal tap, and no it did not rock.

    or when i broke my wrist/arm and had to have it rebroken to get it fixed. thats always the worst part after the initial shock goes away and before you get any sedatives and the doc has to rebreak a bone. had to have that done on my fingers, foot, etc...
     
  14. PalestineOne

    PalestineOne Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 25, 2004 Messages: 1,177 Likes Received: 0
    spinal tap? that sounds painful
     
  15. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    awwww, i fucked it up....
     
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