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me and ROB...like michael and his chimp bubbles

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by mental invalid, Feb 6, 2003.

  1. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    live from never never land....yes i feel guilty that i just watched that train wreck for two hours...well no ones perfect i gues...

    so yeah me and rob have shook off the previous weeks fued...really its just issues with my fucking browser at work.....dont know.....anyways here it is served up to you....have a good weekend....

    roe


    Free Will Astrology
    horoscopes for week of February 6, 2003

    Aries (March 21-April 19)
    Aries Actress Lara Flynn Boyle was a presenter at the Golden Globes Awards ceremony on January 19. She wore a pink ballerina outfit, complete with a poofy tutu, that was appropriate for an eight-year-old girl doing a dance recital. Despite her outrageously comical get-up, Boyle never cracked a hint of a playful smile while on camera. Her expression was at best piercing, at worst glowering. There was, in other words, a huge discrepancy between her apparent desire to have fun, as suggested by her costume, and her almost scary intensity. In contrast to Boyle's inability to synthesize the two sides of her Aries nature, I hope you will find the perfect blend of ferocious concentration and cheerful friskiness in the coming week.


    Taurus (April 20-May 20)
    Many college football bowl games now include their corporate sponsors in their names: the FedEx Orange Bowl and Nokia Sugar Bowl, for instance. Some financially strapped public schools near where I live may soon go the same route, becoming Toyota Heritage High School and Washington Middle School Sponsored by Nike. This is an excellent time for you Tauruses to look for a comparable branding opportunity. Maybe you could get a playground or park bench or bridge named after you. According to the astrological omens, your power to stamp your identity on your environment is at a peak.

    Gemini (May 21-June 20)
    "Dear Dr. Brezsny: I've been told by astrologers that I'm a natural money magnet. So why am I still poor? I pray constantly to the Almighty for financial help, and twice a week I buy lottery tickets. But no luck has come my way! Please tell me whether I will win the lottery. Better yet, give me the magic winning numbers. -Gemini Who's Crazy for Green." Dear Crazy: You'll never win the lottery with your current approach. The only chance you have to generate luck of that magnitude will be if you work your ass off for the next two years to create your dream job.


    Cancer (June 21-July 22)
    "Use it or lose it" has long been a key dogma in the theory of evolution. Biologists have believed that if a species accidentally develops a certain new characteristic but then fails to incorporate it as a vital feature, it's gone forever. Recently, however, researchers have begun to question this tenet. They've found evidence that the "walking stick" insects known as phasmids have, over the last 300 million years, lost their wings because of disuse but then re-evolved them. I bring this up in the hope that it will encourage you, Cancerian, to recognize an equally improbable scenario in your own life: The omens say you're about to get a second chance to capitalize on an advantage you allowed to atrophy in the past.


    Leo (July 23-August 22)
    Have you ever felt a tension between your drive to be yourself and your longing to be in love? I'm guessing you did last September, when Jupiter and Neptune were opposite each other in the sky. But when the same planetary scenario recurs in the coming days, I suspect you'll be shown a way to resolve that tension. And in early June, when Jupiter and Neptune take on the same configuration a third and last time, I predict you'll have a breakthrough in which you dramatically harmonize your drive to express your unique beauty and your urge to blend your life with another's.

    Virgo (August 23-September 22)
    Perfumes to avoid in the coming week if you're female: Addict by Christian Dior; Envy by Gucci; Baby Doll by Yves Saint Laurent. Perfumes that will bring luck and intelligence: Sunflowers by Elizabeth Arden; Intuition by Estee Lauder; Vivid by Liz Claiborne. Colognes to avoid if you're male: Obsession by Calvin Klein; Mania by Giorgio Armani; Egoiste by Chanel. Colognes that will inspire good fortune and insight: Truth by Calvin Klein; Wings by Giorgio Beverly Hills; Safari by Ralph Lauren; Horizon by Guy Laroche. (P.S. All the scent names referred to above should also be regarded as metaphors.)


    Libra (September 23-October 22)
    In ancient Rome, it was compulsory for everyone to learn how to gamble and throw dice from a young age. The ancient Greek legal system made it a criminal offense to remain sober during the yearly festival of Dionysus. In this tradition, I'm issuing the following mandate: By order of cosmic law, you must enjoy sexual pleasure in abundance during the coming week. Two corollaries: Your quest for erotic joy must be free of compulsive behavior. You must use all your Libran ingenuity to carry out your assignment with a spirit of love, fun, and generosity.


    Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
    It's not easy to become yourself. Most people never figure out the trick. That's usually because they have an unreliable connection with the one source that offers unfailing guidance: the still, small voice within. They're distracted by the din of mildly interesting but useless information that our culture produces in abundance. You, on the other hand, are always pretty hot on the trail of finding out who you really are. That's one of the perks of being born a Scorpio. And in the coming weeks, you'll be able to tune in to your personal homing beacon better than ever. Prepare to receive instructions on how to become yourself twice as fast.


    Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
    I suspect that in most professions, from astrology to medicine, from engineering to poetry, the proportions are similar: about 10 percent of the practitioners are really bad, 20 percent are below average, 40 percent are mediocre, 20 percent are good, and 10 percent are masters. You shouldn't assume that just because a physician has been treating patients for 15 years, he's going to help you figure out how to guard your health; nor should you hand over your fate to the first astrologer whose ad appeals to you. This principle will be especially important to observe in the coming weeks, Sagittarius. Temper your native optimism with a robust dose of discrimination. Don't just question authority; question every alleged truth, assumption, fa├žade, spin, and official stance.


    Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
    "You're a flash-in-the-pan, Brezsny, a brief blip on the scene. I'll still be here inspiring readers with my astrological advice long after you're gone." That was the curse a competitor flung at me more than two decades ago when we were both young horoscope columnists. It made me mad, and motivated me to make sure that his hateful remark would never come true. My detractor died in the early 1990s, failing to make good on his vow. I felt no joy in his demise; on the contrary, I've always been grateful to him for helping to inspire my tenacity. This week, Capricorn, your assignment is to think of a comparable story in your own life. Who laid a curse on you once upon a time? What have you done to neutralize it, and what spectacular magic can you pull off to escape it forever in the coming days?


    Aquarius (January 20- February 18)
    Chances are good you'll dream of being naked in public sometime soon. This will be a relatively bad omen if it involves shame, but a very good omen if your predominant emotion in the dream is fun-loving pride. In either case, such a dream will signify your readiness -- indeed, your urgent need -- to reveal more of who you really are in your waking life. P.S. For those of you with an ability to induce lucid dreams, here are two recommended scenarios: Dream of being gleefully naked while delivering a stirring oral report on the flight of eagles to your high school class; dream of being naked and wearing a crown of roses as you do what you do best in front of an equally naked audience.


    Pisces (February 19-March 20)
    [Warning: The following horoscope contains a scene that may be unsuitable for prim dispositions. Read at your own risk.] According to my reading of the cosmic omens, you should take your inspiration from France's King Louis XIV (1638-1715), who often conducted court business while seated on his toilet, which he regarded as his alternate throne. I'm not suggesting that you literally imitate the royal custom, Pisces, but I do recommend you carry out an approximate metaphorical equivalent: As you carry on your business and social affairs in the coming week, eliminate waste and toxins.
     
  2. I Sell Coke

    I Sell Coke New Jack

    Joined: Feb 5, 2003 Messages: 8 Likes Received: 0
    i read my horoscope earlier today and it was the exact same one. thats crazy.
     
  3. beardo

    beardo Guest

    i dunno about that one. im hanging out with my dad this week.. :eek:
     
  4. exhibitone

    exhibitone Guest

    i dont remember what i did last september
     
  5. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 1
  6. yoshy

    yoshy Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2000 Messages: 738 Likes Received: 0
    the omen says...
     
  7. toyeattoywar

    toyeattoywar Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2002 Messages: 829 Likes Received: 1
    hmmm...this makes too much sense
     
  8. A Fire Inside

    A Fire Inside Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 5, 2001 Messages: 1,836 Likes Received: 0
    oh roe.. all this snow.

    you should have seen it last night, maybe you did. but driving home at 1:30am it was so beautiful. white, peaceful, barely a car in site.

    sigh
     
  9. jades_blue

    jades_blue Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 1,019 Likes Received: 0
    exactly.
     
  10. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    hell yeah afi....

    needless to say i was not up at 130 last night.....but i love driving around in storms......this morning was a super nice ride into work...a wonderful winter wonderland...so quiet and white....fresh....

    best part is that the office didnt open till 10 and my boss didnt even come in, but called and said i could jet at 3!! gotta love it, esp on a firday....brought my camera with B&W film, ready to catch some flicks on the way home...

    i was actually seeing if ya wanted to paint this weekend, but giving the inclement conditions, not sure now....but i got sat afternoon clear...so drop me a line if you want...its been way to long without the fumes
     
  11. A Fire Inside

    A Fire Inside Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 5, 2001 Messages: 1,836 Likes Received: 0
    painting would be nice.. i did a quickie last weekend, needless to say it wasn't there by the end of the day due to the spot,

    anyways, my car ain't too grand in this shit.. maybe next weekend?
     
  12. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    wow.. there's zero snow up here, and I live in the Tundra!

    http://www.boomspeed.com/zest0ne/spongebeardo.gif'>
    Try to remain porous and flexible.
     
  13. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 1
    scrutiny, scrutiny, scrutiny...
     
  14. yoshy

    yoshy Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2000 Messages: 738 Likes Received: 0

    do you find yourself having a lot of friends who are also cancers?
     
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