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MEROJUANA

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VICE MAGAZINE

 

DO THEY HAVE VICE MAGAZINE IN AUSTRALIA? I FEEL LIKE A FAG READING IT SOMETIMES BUT SOMETIMES THE SHIT IS JUST TOO FUNNY. I WISH THEY WOULD LET ME HAVE A COLUMN WHERE THEY SEND ME 4 VIALS OF HAZE AND A FEW WHITE OWLS AND THEN I JUST WRITE ABOUT SHIT. THAT WOULD BE WASSUP, OR 12OZ. SHOULD LET ME DO THAT, I COULD JUST TALK SHIT ABOUT GRAF IN NEW YORK? NO? TRES BIEN! (WHAT?)

 

 

 

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IM THAT NIGGA

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YOOOOOOOO

 

TEGO CALDERON - PA QUE TE LO GOZES

 

DOWNLOAD THAT HA HA THEN CLOSE YOUR EYES AND IMAGINE YOU'RE AT A HOUSE PARTY ON 181ST AND AMSTERDAM IN A TINY APARTMENT FULL OF DOMINICAN AND PUERTO RICAN BITCHES DANCING AROUND WEARING "LOW RISE JEANS" AND NO UNDERWEAR.

 

BAHA WHO HERE HAS THAT MUN2 CHANNEL??? THEY ALWAYS HAVE HALF NAKED BITCHES ON THAT SHIT WHY DONT I GET THAT?

 

 

 

MEROE MLBRT 2004

ITS COLD THEN A MUH

DEJA EL FRONTEO LOCO

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I FEEL HONORED

 

THATS WASSUP THAT YOU THINK THAT, I APPRECIATE IT YO FOR REAL. BUT WITH BLAZING HOT INTROSPECTIVE THREADS LIKE "HOTTEST GIRL ON 12OZ" HOW CAN I COMPETE? YO FOR REAL THOUGH NIGGAS DONT KNOW ABOUT AN UPTOWN HOUSE PARTY. BITCHES BE SUCKING DICK IN THE CLOSED OFF BEDROOM WITH ALL THE COATS ON THE BED AKA "THE COATROOM" YO ON A SERIOUS TIP THOUGH I CANT STOP FARTING, BUT I DONT GOTTA TAKE A SHIT. NIGGAS DONT KNOW EBAY IS THE SPOT FOR OLD NORTH FACE JACKETS. WHOA NIGGA. HOLLA AT ME. "SOY EL NUMBER ONE MA MONSTRO QUE LO DEL THRILLER!"

 

LETS TURN THIS INTO A Q&A THREAD

ASK ME FOR ADVICE, OR JUST ASK ME SOME SHIT

WHATEVER YO I GOT SOME LONG NECKS IN THE FRIDGE AND SOME ABSOLUT IN THE FREEZER AND I GOT A COMFY ASS NEW COMPUTER CHAIR AND I JUST WENT BOMBING LAST NIGHT WITH MY NILLY FROM PHILLY, SO IM FOCUSED, GET AT ME

 

 

MEROE FOE

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OH SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT

 

I THOUGH AEVONE718 WAS A GIRL YO, WHY DO VIKINGS* ALWAYS LOOK LIKE WHITE GIRLS? ON ANOTHER NOTE HENNY AND APPLE JUICE TASTES DUMB FUCKING GOOD SON. YO CHEEZ IS GETTING UP ALOT. EVEN THOUGH HE'S A FUNNY NIGGA MY SON IS KILLING SHIT. TAZE - "WHAT IT TAKES YALL NIGGAS 2 YEARS TO DO, IT TAKES ME 2 WEEKS! YOU FUCKIN BITCHSSS" HAHAHA. YO IM WROTE AN ESSAY ABOUT TUPAC, I'LL POST IT LATER.

 

 

*VIKINGS - (NOUN) DIRTY LOOKING WHITE BOYS.

 

 

 

MEROE

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http://www.musicspace.com/images/images_large/alt_L_MS9071.jpg'>

 

TRY TO CATCH THE COMMERCIAL FOR THIS SHIT, ITS ALL THATS WRONG WITH THE WORLD...LOL NAH BUT ON THE REAL THIS SHIT IS SO CORNY ITS HILARIOUS. AND I NEED THAT BUMPER STICKER "HOLLA FOR THUG NATION" IN BIG YELLOW LETTERS ON A TIE DYE BACKGROUND. BWAHAHAHA!

 

 

 

 

 

HOLLA FOR MEROE

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Re: YOOOOOOOO

 

Originally posted by MEROJUANA

TEGO CALDERON - PA QUE TE LO GOZES

 

FUCKING WORD

 

El Tego Calde, el Abayarde... y es pa' que esmandes!!

 

Dude fucking kills shit on so many levels. The song's name is actually "Pa' Que Retozen", just in case you can't find it.

 

Cop "Al Natural" for an even harder PR party feel.

 

"Yo lo que traigo es masucamba pa' la que se lamba

pa que mis pollitos muevan sus nalgas

con Looney Toon-toon

el Abayarde le mete sun-sun

pa que en la disco muevan su pum-pum..."

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Re: Re: YOOOOOOOO

 

Originally posted by El Mamerro

FUCKING WORD

 

El Tego Calde, el Abayarde... y es pa' que esmandes!!

 

Dude fucking kills shit on so many levels. The song's name is actually "Pa' Que Retozen", just in case you can't find it.

 

Cop "Al Natural" for an even harder PR party feel.

 

"Yo lo que traigo es masucamba pa' la que se lamba

pa que mis pollitos muevan sus nalgas

con Looney Toon-toon

el Abayarde le mete sun-sun

pa que en la disco muevan su pum-pum..."

 

 

 

 

 

YES! DAMN SON I WANNA GIVE YOU A FUCKING POUND-HUG COMBO AND DRINK 1000 BEERS WITH YOU...YES!

 

MEROE!

YES!

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

http://www.e-spanic.com/images/new_images/tego2.gif'>

 

Dude's mug is straight fucking jacked...

 

Las Fiestas de la Calle San Sebastian are poppin' this weekend... it's gonna be fucking crazy as shit and please believe Tego's playing...

 

DAMN MAN I WISH I WAS OUT THERE INSTEAD OF THE FROZEN PISS PUDDLE THAT IS THE BRONX RIGHT NOW...*SOBBING*

 

 

 

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GET CRUNK WIT IT!

GET LOOSE WIT IT!

LIKE SHORT SAID!

LET BRUCE BRUCE HIT IT!

 

 

GODDAMN THIS IS THAT MUTHAFUCKING SUE'S RONDEVOUS SHIT NIGGA HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

YO IM OUT THE SWEDISH HAIRDRESSER UPSTAIRS IS HAVING A PARTY UPSTAIRS SO IM OUT. IF ANY OF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN CONTACTING ME VIA AIM, HOLLA. HAHA

 

 

MEROESS$S

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BITCH DO IT AGAIN

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Re: I FEEL HONORED

 

Originally posted by MEROJUANA

YO ON A SERIOUS TIP THOUGH I CANT STOP FARTING, BUT I DONT GOTTA TAKE A SHIT. NIGGAS DONT KNOW EBAY IS THE SPOT FOR OLD NORTH FACE JACKETS.

 

 

 

MEROE FOE

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thats was random as hell....

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???

 

Originally posted by destroya

shout to the loudmouth who got his northface snatched on the coldest day this year.

 

WORD? WHO? IT WASNT ME THATS FOR SURE. BUT ON A RELATED TIP, SHOUT TO THE GEL-HEAD HERB THAT GOT HIS CHAIN SNATCHED ON THE SNOWIEST DAY THIS YEAR. ALSO SHOUTOUT TO SANDMAN KGKAOL FOR RAVING HIS ASS OFF AT WEBSTER HALL IN A WIFEBEATER HAHAHAHAHA WANKSTA. OD GOT THE FLICK I'LL SCAN IT.

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when you gonna post that tupac essay? Have you heard 'you ain't shit without your homeboyz' by tupac feat jadakiss?

been listenin to it a lot recently, maybe its just the weed but the lyrics in that song make him sound very alive. how the fuck could he have written those lyrics eight years ago?

I tried to look for the lyrics on goo but to no avail.must be some new-ass tune. If your facilities are sufficient, I recommend downloading this tune.

 

I did, however find this:

 

Is Tupac Still Alive?

taken from thuglifelegacy.com

 

_In Life Goes On Tupac rapped about his own funeral

 

In Richie Rich's album Seasoned Veteran (which was released on the same day as The 7 Day Theory) on the song Niggas Done Changed which is a duet with 2pac, 2pac says the following lyrics: "I've been shot and murdered, can't tell you how it happened word for word / but best believe that niggas' gonna get what they deserve."______________ _______________________________ _______________ _______________ _______________________________ _______________________________ ________________ He’s implying that he knows he gonna be ‘dead’ when Richie Rich's album is released.

 

In White Man's World on album The 7 Day Theory, 2Pac says "We ain't never gonna walk off this planet unless ya'll choose to." Did 2Pac fake his own death by choosin to walk off the planet.

 

In Ambitionz az a Ridah on All Eyes On Me, he says "Blast me but they didn't finish, didn't diminish my powers so now I'm back to be a muthafuckin' menace, they cowards thats why they tried to set me up, had bitch ass niggas on my team so indeed they wet me up, BUT I'M BACK REINCARNATED." He just admitted that he’ll come back after being finished off.

 

2pac said in "Life goes on" from All Eyez on Me, that when he died he wanted "every rapper" to rap at his funeral, etc. Why didn't Death Row fulfill his death wish?

 

Cause he weren’t dead, he had faked it and Death Row will only actually fuflfill his death wish once he does die.

 

In the first few seconds of INTRO/BOMB FIRST, you can hear who is claimed to be Kadafi saying "Suge Shot Me". Now thats really strange cause Tupac and Suge were so close only Suge would've helped him pull this one off.

 

In Life of An Outlaw one of the Outlaw says, "All For the street fame on how to be managed, to plan shit six months in advane to what we plotted, approved to go on swole, and now I got it..."

 

In the song, "Made Niggas," on the, "Gang Related," and, "Supercop," soundtracks, Tupac says, "Fuck 'em all who can't understand my plot to get richer...Outlaw to the grave, a muthafuckin' made nigga..."

 

In E-40's duet with Tupac called,"Million Dollar Spot," Tupac states, "Fans can't understand my ghetto slang, so I evade and plot and plan a life of better things..."

 

In the song, "Ain't Hard 2 Find," Tupac says, "I heard rumors that I died, murdered in cold blood, tramatized pictures of me in my final states, you know mama cried, but that was fiction, some coward got the story twisted..."

 

In Tupac's song, "No More Pain," he says, "A heart of a soldier with the brains to teach a whole nation..." Is he referring to Jesus or Machiavelli?

 

"Ambitionz as a Ridah," Verse 1: " Now these money hungry bitches gettin' suspicious, started plott'n and planin' on schemes..."

 

"Ambitionz as a Ridah," Verse 3: "payoff tha block, evade tha cops, 'cause I know they comin' for me, I been hesitant to reappear been away for years now I'm back...my adversaries been reduced to tears...

 

"White Man's World," 3rd verse:"Time so tell me why, you changed choosing new direction, in a blink of an eye, my time away just made perfection... Did you think I'd die, not gonna cry ..."

 

"Life of an Outlaw", Verse 2:"Who should I call when I'm shot and bleedin, indeed the possibility has part a chase in cream, dope got me hatin' fiends. Scheme wit my team, just a chosen few."

 

 

"Blasphemy", Verse 2:"I'm contemplating plots, wondering which door to go, brotha getting shot, coming back resurrected, it's just that raw shit, nigga check it..."

 

Did Bone Thugs N Harmony play a role in helping Tupac fake his death? In the, "Thug Luv," song, right before Tupac starts rapping, Bizzy can be heard in the background saying, "He's alive, he's alive, he's alive..." Marketing Hype

 

The song in which Tupac says he's alive, "Hold Ya Head," on the Makaveli CD, before Tupac begins rapping, a voice says, "Can you see him?" Another voice replies, "I see him." Then Tupac softly says, "I'm alive..."

 

Through his videos.

 

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The video "I ain't Mad at Cha" was released only a few days after his death. "I ain't Mad at Cha" is track 13 on the album All Eyes On Me. The video shows Tupac as an angel in heaven. In the video, Tupac was shot after leaving a theater with a friend, which is very similar to how he was shot in real life.

 

Interestingly, Tupac dies in his last video released under the name "2Pac". His new video "Toss It Up" from the new album was released under the name "Makaveli". The second video to be released by the name Makaveli is "To Live and Die in L.A." But how could they shoot the second video when he is "dead". Was the video really shot 4 months before his death, back in August of '96?

 

In the video "Hail Mary" released under the name Makaveli, there is a gravestone that says Makaveli. But the gravestone is cracked and there is a hole right in front of it, inferring that Makaveli rose from the dead.

 

The video 'I Ain't Mad At Ya' foretold his death ....

 

Tupac always rapped and did videos on his death, and how his funeral would be. Why was he cremated?

 

The video, "I Ain't Mad At Cha, " was released only days after Tupac's, "death." It depicts Tupac being gunned down much of the way he was really shot.

 

In the, "I Ain't Mad At Cha," video, Tupac dies. In his next video, "Toss It Up," his name is Makaveli.

 

In the, "Hail Mary," video, there is a gravestone that says, "Makaveli." It is cracked and there's a hole in front of it; this inplies that Makaveli rose from the dead. Marketing Hype

 

In the,"Smile," video with Scarface, Tupac is crucified...Later he falls and stands up and it appears to be a double. Still, is this another image of resurection? Why make people so suspicious?

 

In the, "I Ain't Mad At Cha," video, Tupac dies. In his next video, "Toss It Up," his name is Makaveli.

 

In the, "Hail Mary," video, there is a gravestone that says, "Makaveli." It is cracked and there's a hole in front of it; this inplies that Makaveli rose from the dead.

 

In the,"Smile," video with Scarface, Tupac is crucified...Later he falls and stands up and it appears to be a double. Still, is this another image of resurection? Why make people so suspicious?

 

Machiavelli and Makaveli

 

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Tupac's alias is Makaveli. Though the spelling is different, Machiavelli was a 16th century italian philosopher who advocated the staging of one's death in order to evade one's enemies and gain power. In Machiavelli's book Discourses Upon the First Ten Books of Titus Livy, in Book 2 Chapter XIII he says "a prince who wishes to achieve great things must learn to deceive". This is Machiavelli's main idea and is the connection between Tupac and the writings of Machiavelli.

 

Tupac studied Machiavelli in depth while in prision was a fan and had read his books several times. Perhaps Tupac is taking his advice. Machiaveli wrote two books before his death. Look at what the All Eyez on Me disks are called.. Machiavelli's books were called, "Book 1," and, "Book 2." The CD's of, "All Eyez On Me," are entitled the same

 

One of Machiavelli's books is, "Discourses Upon The First Ten Books Of Titus Livy," which it's claimed Tupac read in jail. In Book 2, Chapter XIII He says, "a prince who wishes to achieve great things must learn to decieve..." This is very similar to verses in some of Tupac's songs.

 

Some say that Tupac modified the Machiavelli name because if you rearrange the letters, they spell, "Am Alive," or, "I Am Alive."

 

There is nothing in the new album that says TUPAC RIP 1971-1996. Wouldn't it make sense to include something like that in the first album after his "death"? The only thing mentioned is "EXIT TUPAC ENTER MAKAVELI".

 

Other possible clues are contained in the new album. It is called “The Don Killuminati: The 7 day theory” which is still a mystery in definition. Inside the cover, it reads “Exit: 2pac, Enter: Makaveli” as if 2pac has died and Makaveli born.

 

The cover of Makaveli DK 7 Day Theory holds many hidden icons, and references

 

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In the, "I Ain't Mad At Cha," video, Tupac dies. In his next video, "Toss It Up," his name is Makaveli.

 

In the, "Hail Mary," video, there is a gravestone that says, "Makaveli." It is cracked and there's a hole in front of it; this inplies that Makaveli rose from the dead.

 

In the,"Smile," video with Scarface, Tupac is crucified...Later he falls and stands up and it appears to be a double. Still, is this another image of resurection? Why make people so suspicious?

 

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Machiavelli's book, "the Art of War," is also the name of Bone's new album.

 

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The number 13

 

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Friday the 13th is a very suspicious day.

 

"I Ain't Mad At Cha," is also track number 13 on, "All Eyez On Me," and Tupac died on Friday the 13

 

The number 7

 

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The title of the new album by Makaveli (Tupac) is The 7 Day Theory. He was shot on September 7th; and survived on the 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, and"died" the 13th. Hence the title The 7 Day Theory.

 

Tupac's album All Eyes on Me was released on Feb.13, 1996. Tupac "died" on Sept.13, 1996. It is quite a coincidence that the two dates are exactly 7 months apart.

 

Tupac officially died at 4:03 PM. 4+3 = 7 Also he "died" at an age of 25 years. 2+5 = 7. It seems as if seven is Tupac's number.

 

In the movie, "Gridlock'd," when Tupac and Roth are in the diner and they glance up at the menu, all the L's are upside down 7's.

 

In the movie, "Gang Related," Tupac and Belushi wait in room 7, and Tupac's badge number is 115; 1+1+5=7.

 

The cross on Tupac's back says, "Exodus 16:31." , The verse itself seems to have little meaning, but read this verse, found right above it:, "So the people rested on the seventh day." All of Exodus 16 deals with the 7 Dayz.

 

Other.

 

There were never any pictures released of Tupac in the hospital.

 

The driver of the car in which Tupac was riding, Suge Knight (the executive producer of Death Row Records), didn't show up for questioning about the shooting.

 

A shooting involving Snoop Doggy Dogg occured close to the release of his album Doggystyle. The shooting made Snoop appear more "real" and showed his fans that he really was a gangsta. The shooting gave him respect because everyone that bought his album believed what he was talking about. Within one week of its release, Doggystyle went platnium. Snoop was signed to the same label as Tupac which is Death Row Records.

 

In December '96, Tupac's new album went platinum. In interviews prior to the shooting, Tupac talked about how he wanted to stop rapping and being a gangsta and get out of the limelight. What is the only way Tupac could completly escape the media spotlight ??? (Answer: if the public thought he was dead.)

 

Press wasn't going to be allowed at the funeral, but then the funeral was cancelled for unknown reasons.

 

Tupac always wore a bulletproof vest, no matter where he went. Why did he remove it at a very public event like a Tyson fight?

 

In most of his songs he talks about being buried, so why was he allegedly cremated the day after he "died"? And since when do they cremate someone the day after death in a murder case?

 

The executive producer of The 7 Day Theory , as listed in the CD booklet of the album, is Simon (who is a previously unknown producer in the rap music industry). In the bible, Simon was an apostle of Jesus. Simon was one of the first witnesses of the Resurrection listed by Saint Paul (I Cor. 15: 5). The Outlawz have confirmed Simon is a reference to Suge Knight who was with Tupac the night of the shooting.

 

Tupac "died" in Las Vegas which is a payoff city, meaning all sorts of folks have been known to be on the take. That means doctors, press, lawyers, etc.

 

The white Cadillac containing the assailants was never found... How could this be when Vegas is in the middle of a desert?

 

There's a small Black community on the North side of town.. This strip is only about 8 blocks long.. If the attackers were Black.. Where did they go? Where did they hide?

 

The white Cadillac containing the gunmen passes a entourage of Tupac's boys, many of them body guards... No one gives chase and there are no witnesses...There were no witnesses on the street... How come? Why not, especially right after a heavyweight fight?

 

The cover of Tupac's album Makaveli has him looking like Jesus Christ... Could he be planning a resurrection?

 

Las Vegas is in the middle of the desert. How come there was no helicopter chase? If some one were to rob a casino, the LVPD would've chased you down with some helicopters.. . How come this didn't happen with the Tupac shooting?

 

There were no ballistic tests in the murder case... At least we haven't heard about them....

 

Tupac's vehicle got shot 12 times and Suge didn't get hit once.. He was 'grazed' by a bullet.. Why did Tupac get shot all those times and Suge not get hit?

 

Suge said he drove Tupac to the hospital and they had a coherent conversation? How bad was Tupac hit?

 

Tupac had completed 2 movies and 3 LP’s that have were to be released.. With so many people upset about Tupac's death, literally anything connected with him is bound to net a whole lot of cash...

 

There is a 72 million dollar life insurance policy on him which has yet to be cashed. No legal actions could be taken against him as long as it isn’t cashed.

 

Why have Suge Knight and the rest of his entourage been so uncooperative with police in solving the murder?

 

Since his death, there have been numerous reports of Tupac sightings.

 

_{This is a page from a newspaper}

 

www.ThugLifeArmy.com_

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