GREENOJOS Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 ...the gay people in charge of designing men's bathrooms. has anyone else noticed this lately? the bathroom at my job, the bathroom at wendy's and other restraunts, bathrooms everywhere you go are getting "gay-er" by the day. this shit seriously pisses me off. i mean, maybe if i had a 10 inch cock i wouldn't mind having no kind of "view blocker" by the urinal or i wouldn't mind having 3 inch gaps in the cracks of the bathroom stall doors when i was taking a shit so other grown ass men could peep in on me. what the fuck is up with this shit? that shit drives me crazy. i hate when there is like a urinal or whatever, with no blocker, and you can see my dick as soon as you walk in the door, or in the mirror when youre washing your hands. i mean if they're going to be that gay about it, why don't they put a guy in there by the urinal to shake your cock for you while they're at it? who the fuck is designing bathrooms these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 The other day a guy started talking to me at a urinal. Basically you just need to stop worrying about it. You can't change shit like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 im a urinal talker... mostly jokes... and im ussually drunk, but yeah. get a penis pump ojos.. you can impress the ladies w/ you much longer and less dense manmeat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 if some dude talked to me at a urinal..i would probably turn and piss on his pants. on that note, http://flasharcade.com/game.php?urinal&2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 bah... quit being fags.. it's not like cats are like "pretty nice penis there tiger" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Ha, i sucked at the game, maybe cause i'm a girl, see we don't have these issuses, i never knew men sweated over shit like this. i learn something new everyday on 12oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 gay. rock out with your cock out. who cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hungoverseas Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 just pee in the corner of the bathroom, who cares if theres a toilet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samsung Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 The bathroom designers are being cheap with materials. Plus we are all men in the bathroom. I got a penis you have a penis, your not suppose to look down anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENOJOS Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 im kidding about the size issue (blatant lie about my insecurity) but seriously, it's like when youre having sex, you deserve a certain amount of respect and privacy i think. and if someone's just there watching its like fuck, if youre going to watch, you might as well video tape the shit, stick a finger somewhere, lick my ass, do something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 you guys are crazy. i LOVE when guys peek at my shit in the bathroom. especially in hong kong. i'm like, "YEAH THAT'S RIGHT BITCH I'M PACKIN A COBRA YOU PETITE CHINESE MOTHERFUCKER!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Originally posted by Vanity@Mar 30 2005, 10:37 PM pretty nice penis there tiger Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Originally posted by iquit@Mar 30 2005, 10:24 PM you guys are crazy. i LOVE when guys peek at my shit in the bathroom. especially in hong kong. i'm like, "YEAH THAT'S RIGHT BITCH I'M PACKIN A COBRA YOU PETITE CHINESE MOTHERFUCKER!" Quoted post We hab so smaaaaaaaaaaaaw penis, amewican have laaaaawg penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 you just back alley it you pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMG Im Naked Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 No joke one time i was in a stall and the guy in the stall next to me was looking at me with a mirror. By the time i realised what was going on he had gone.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Uh , i think you really might have small penis syndrome. Nobody i know of gives a shit about that .... Did you change in the Toilet stall after football practice too......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porque Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 ...hahhaha...urinal troughs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porque Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 ...seriously though...i've never even noticed that...either i'm secure enough...or it's cause i never got any complaints... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 wok out with your kwok out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Public Toilet Rules (for guys) 1. if there is somone at the urinals and there is a cubicle free...go to the cubicle 2. if you do have to use the urinal then dont stand too close to the other guy(s) who may be using it if you can help it 3. never try and check out another guys piece whilst using the urinal 4. dont try and start up a conversation while having a piss 5. if there is no space available to go to the toilet then either walk out and come back later or failing that...find a corner well away from everyone else and wait Fail to abide by these rules and you could be considered gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 bathrooms are for gheys, i prefer other peoples cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Originally posted by GREENOJOS@Mar 31 2005, 12:23 AM and if someone's just there watching its like fuck, if youre going to watch, you might as well video tape the shit, stick a finger somewhere, lick my ass, do something! Quoted post That's a serious undertone right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 this gave me a good laugh, i shit in urinals. that tends to creep people out and usually dont want to stare and my genitals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Originally posted by dr.testical@Mar 31 2005, 04:59 AM this gave me a good laugh, i shit in urinals. that tends to creep people out and usually dont want to stare and my genitals Quoted post someone actually did that at a place i use to work.One of the employees actually came in and saw the guy sitting on the urinal.The manger waited outside the bath until the guy got out.He then proceeded to tell the guy to clean it up and handed him cleaning supplies.It was rather funny.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamAlmighty Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Whatever man just piss/shit and scram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Pee, Get out, get over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hulk hogan Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 the first step to overcoming this fear of gay is grabbing the next guys cock when he pees next to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Women design men's bathrooms. Because, if we're lucky, we get to walk past the men's bathroom to get to the women's, allowing us to view your penis size and therefore determine who we are taking home that night. Duhhh guys, isn't it obviousss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 never notiecd, never cared. what i hate though is guys who lean against the wall with one of there arms above there head while pissing in the urinal. are you that fucking lazy and dirty?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 ^^ that reminds me, what's the deal with the whole "i'm peeing, but i will flush the toilet before i am done urinating" thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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