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mango beer

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by duh-rye-won, Jul 22, 2004.

  1. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    last night i had a dream about the end of the world. people were hanging out at my apartment, watching a TV that looked like the thing tom cruise used in minority report. i didn't know anyone that was in my apt, but i guess they were my friends. i could here the people through the walls in the place next door. they were doing cocaine and listening to elton john. they were also saying some stupid shit through a microphone about how if they were gonna die, they were gonna die partying!

    someone else that i didn't know but figured was a friend showed up at my place and brought some mango flavored beer. yo, that shit was gooooood.

    everyone was huddled around the minority report tv, talking to each other nervously.

    "maybe it's not the end of the world, maybe it's god!"

    "yeah maybe we're gonna get super powers like the x-men!"

    "no way man. we're fucked. let's have an orgy."

    i wasn't watching the futuristic television, so i don't know what they were seeing that made them figure it was the end of the world. i was busy enjoying my mango beer, just thinking to myself, "damn, i wish i found out about this shit sooner! all those years wasted drinking regular beer when i could've been drinking this dope mango beverage!"

    then we saw a huge bright white light moving towards us from out the window. i was really calm up until that point, but when i saw that light i got scared. you know, that kind of crazy nightmare fear that is more intense than any fear you've ever felt in real life. well the light hit us. it was really warm and i think everyone melted. it didn't hurt though. i was just thinking to myself, "am i dead? was that it? where the hell is my mango beer?"

    then i woke up. turned on the air conditioner, took a piss and went back to bed.

    anyways. does mango flavored beer really exist? that shit was the bommmmmmmmb! i know what you're thinking. it sounds like it would be too sweet. but it wasn't! it was perfect. it just had a nice light mango fruity aftertaste. i gotta cop some of that shit.
  2. wiseguy

    wiseguy Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 1, 2002 Messages: 2,543 Likes Received: 1
    i dont know about mango beer, but when i was in the north of brazil, i had a beer which was flavoured with a native amazonian fruit, i think that the beer was called amazonia.
  3. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    if not, you could make some
  4. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

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  5. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

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    once upon a time, i was partying in LA and all night long i was drinking "jungle juice." the end
  6. InnerCityRebel

    InnerCityRebel Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 19, 2002 Messages: 8,297 Likes Received: 117
    Mango juice is good but i don't think Mango beer would hit the spot.Talking about beer it is Miller time kids..
  7. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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    shut the fuck up, tease.

    that sounds damn good, iquit. mangos are the best fruit ever, and beer is the best beverage ever... imagine the meeting of the two?!?

    'round these parts they make some apricot flavored beer and its pretty good, so i can't see why mango would be so far fetched.

    ::runs to the patent office::
  8. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2

    sorry tease. i'll try to have a better dream next time.
  9. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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    im good at bowling woo wooo wooo
  10. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

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  11. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

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    Lol – 12oz helps in so many ways.

    I’ve been watching Tour de France for the last three hours. I’m so frigging bored.

    I don’t like mangoes so much. My mom loves them to death, but me, nah. They’re pretty good, though. Still, I’d rather have a plum flavoured beer or something.

    they have a mango one, and a pineapple one, for those interested.
  12. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  13. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

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    i had a similar dream.. the world ending and a bunch of friends over and whatever.. but my dream ended in me having sex with my ex girlfriends little sister. hm.

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

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  15. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    do a google search. it's out there. europe i think.

    i don't like beer, but i like mangos. mango flavored margaritas are alright with me and my kin.