duh-rye-won Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 last night i had a dream about the end of the world. people were hanging out at my apartment, watching a TV that looked like the thing tom cruise used in minority report. i didn't know anyone that was in my apt, but i guess they were my friends. i could here the people through the walls in the place next door. they were doing cocaine and listening to elton john. they were also saying some stupid shit through a microphone about how if they were gonna die, they were gonna die partying! someone else that i didn't know but figured was a friend showed up at my place and brought some mango flavored beer. yo, that shit was gooooood. everyone was huddled around the minority report tv, talking to each other nervously. "maybe it's not the end of the world, maybe it's god!" "yeah maybe we're gonna get super powers like the x-men!" "no way man. we're fucked. let's have an orgy." i wasn't watching the futuristic television, so i don't know what they were seeing that made them figure it was the end of the world. i was busy enjoying my mango beer, just thinking to myself, "damn, i wish i found out about this shit sooner! all those years wasted drinking regular beer when i could've been drinking this dope mango beverage!" then we saw a huge bright white light moving towards us from out the window. i was really calm up until that point, but when i saw that light i got scared. you know, that kind of crazy nightmare fear that is more intense than any fear you've ever felt in real life. well the light hit us. it was really warm and i think everyone melted. it didn't hurt though. i was just thinking to myself, "am i dead? was that it? where the hell is my mango beer?" then i woke up. turned on the air conditioner, took a piss and went back to bed. anyways. does mango flavored beer really exist? that shit was the bommmmmmmmb! i know what you're thinking. it sounds like it would be too sweet. but it wasn't! it was perfect. it just had a nice light mango fruity aftertaste. i gotta cop some of that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 i dont know about mango beer, but when i was in the north of brazil, i had a beer which was flavoured with a native amazonian fruit, i think that the beer was called amazonia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 if not, you could make some Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 :nope: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 once upon a time, i was partying in LA and all night long i was drinking "jungle juice." the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Mango juice is good but i don't think Mango beer would hit the spot.Talking about beer it is Miller time kids.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 shut the fuck up, tease. that sounds damn good, iquit. mangos are the best fruit ever, and beer is the best beverage ever... imagine the meeting of the two?!? 'round these parts they make some apricot flavored beer and its pretty good, so i can't see why mango would be so far fetched. ::runs to the patent office:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted July 23, 2004 Author Share Posted July 23, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E :nope: :rolleyes: sorry tease. i'll try to have a better dream next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 im good at bowling woo wooo wooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 THIS REMINDS ME THAT I BOUGHT TWO BIGASS MANGOS YESTERDAY THAT I FORGOT ABOUT ! HAVENT HAD MANGOS IN A YEAR. ILL BRB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Originally posted by DEE38 THIS REMINDS ME THAT I BOUGHT TWO BIGASS MANGOS YESTERDAY THAT I FORGOT ABOUT ! HAVENT HAD MANGOS IN A YEAR. ILL BRB! Lol – 12oz helps in so many ways. I’ve been watching Tour de France for the last three hours. I’m so frigging bored. I don’t like mangoes so much. My mom loves them to death, but me, nah. They’re pretty good, though. Still, I’d rather have a plum flavoured beer or something. http://www.antwon.com/boozevivor/03.jpg'> they have a mango one, and a pineapple one, for those interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/15/vodka/other26.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 i had a similar dream.. the world ending and a bunch of friends over and whatever.. but my dream ended in me having sex with my ex girlfriends little sister. hm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Originally posted by effyoo shut the fuck up, tease. that sounds damn good, iquit. mangos are the best fruit ever, and beer is the best beverage ever... imagine the meeting of the two?!? 'round these parts they make some apricot flavored beer and its pretty good, so i can't see why mango would be so far fetched. ::runs to the patent office:: AMEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 do a google search. it's out there. europe i think. i don't like beer, but i like mangos. mango flavored margaritas are alright with me and my kin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Originally posted by ARCEL if not, you could make some This is a great idea... If I were you I'de definately get myself a home brewing kit... then when people come over to your house and you offer them a mango beer and they are like "what the fuck possessed you to make mango beer?!". You can tell them the story of your dream and how you didn't want to waste your life living in a non mango beer world ... Also if you fuck up... having normal homebrew is always an asset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E :nope: at least it was better then your "i have no life when am i finally gonna get a stich of some pussy and stop gettin molested by mexican construction worker then going home and getting abused on a message board dreams"....o wait...thats no dream, thats your life :nope: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Hey iquit http://www.ratebeer.com/Ratings/Beer/Beer-...14&FanOfID=6832 http://www.pub-hub.com/menu/beer.html (4th row down) http://beer.trash.net/beerpage.php?beernum=1176 i don't know if this helps any, or ruins dreams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Not that its on topic.. or in any way relevent, but im drinking a avacado smoothie right now, and its damn good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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