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Man plays dead in road to rob motorists (with smiling mug pic)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Poop Man Bob, Oct 8, 2002.

  1. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Police: Man Plays Dead In Attempted Robberies

    Motorists Stop To Help Suspect


    A man in Marion County, Fla., was arrested after he allegedly played dead on Highway 301 to rob motorists, according to Local 6 News.

    Police said that the suspect, Lorenzo Colding, was lying in the middle of the road Sunday when motorist Ross Williams stopped to see what was the matter, Local 6 News reported.

    When Williams approached the suspect, Colding jumped up and attempted to steal the man's wallet and car, according to the report.

    Williams removed the keys from his car's ignition to keep the suspect from stealing his vehicle, according to a Marion County Sheriff's Office incident report.

    When Colding was unable to rob Williams, he fled the immediate scene and then reportedly got on his hands and knees in a nearby road in front of another oncoming vehicle. When the vehicle stopped, Colding allegedly put both hands on the hood of the vehicle and said, "FBI, get out of the vehicle, give me your vehicle," according to the incident report.

    The driver of the car put the vehicle into reverse and escaped.

    Colding fled again and was caught a short time later by police. He was arrested and transported to the Mariond County Jail without incident.

    Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.
  2. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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    I just devirginlsidfjsa;dlkjf;dslkajf;sd
  3. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Florida LOVES tourists!
  4. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Indeed. First the 3 Arab medical students, now Smiley McRobsALot.
  5. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

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    smiley mcrobsalot

    dont forget about the germans a few years ago, that were shot in the head like 30 times by the gangsters, for turning down the wrong street...
  6. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    actually, that was more like 30 germans shot in th head once for stopping to settle a minor traffic accident... that was the M.O. that was en vouge in Miami at the time, bump and rob...

    It all resulted in a change in the Fla license plates so the rental cars weren't so obvious... before that went into effect, I tried to get some of my Georgian hunt buddies to get with it and rent a car to head down and hunt a bit... just 3 guys with 6 pistols hunkered down in overtown, waiting... urban hunting, if you will...
  7. wiseguy

    wiseguy Elite Member

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    Theres a valuable lesson to be learnt here. If you see someone in the street looking injured, accelerate.
  8. OPIUM3

    OPIUM3 Senior Member

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    Damn one way streets! I'd be confused too if I was german. I would still be in shock by the amount of crap beer in this country if I was those germans. (ie: Budlight... schlitz, pabst, etc)
  9. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

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  10. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

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    hahahhahahaah florida........... first you guys forget to count, and now this. you really are the penis of america.
  11. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    yeah, cos if they're not really injured, you'll give em a lesson they'll never forget
  12. seven.13

    seven.13 Dirty Dozen Crew

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    gotta have love for the state I was born in.
  13. YinzerXpress

    YinzerXpress Guest

    people are fucking loose nowadays, i wouldnt herlp no motherfucker lying in the middle of a highway, that shit is crazy, youll be the person who gets hit by a car
  14. angry xbox

    angry xbox Guest

    crack kills, kids.
  15. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest