Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 I had this great idea this year to rent out a house big enough for me and 2 of my friends to live in. Things would be great! Rent will be dirt cheap split 3 ways! Bills will be too! Chicks will love our swingin bachelor pad...blah,blah,blah. One month in I'm ready to kill. All 3 of us paint, so there's already hella' writers showing up here at all times and crashing all over my floors. My roommates wouldn't know how to wash dishes if I had a diagram up over the sink for them. (I've had to repo all my dishes once already, cuz I got so pissed.) I'm constantly picking up empty beer bottles and food wrappers. Everytime i try to have a sit down with them, they give me this whole schpiel about being too "Feung Schwei" for my own good. NO...I just don't want to live in total filth. Anyone else ever go through this? Any suggestions? How do I get these fools to stop acting like 12 year olds? I'm not their Father or their maid. :hatred: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 don't live with roomates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 collect all garbage for a few weeks in those big black garbage bags. once you have a lot of it, dump them out all over their rooms. Or just punch them in the face and tell them to get their shit under control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 LET THE GUN GO MY NIGGA THATS IT. BEAT NIGGAS THE FUCK UP THEY LEARN THE HARD WAY NAHMEAN? MERO GEE SLOW DOWN BIIIIITCH!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Don't get me started homie. We gave our room mate 750 bucks for heat and he spent it on chronic and got robbed for it. No heat/hot water for the past 3 months. No hot water = no clean dishes/no shower. This same room mate was shooting beer bottles in the fucking house with a BB gun. Has turned our nonworking shower into a spitoon where he hocks loogies every morning for like 20 mins before taking his hour long morning shit. My kitchen has turned into a place to put garbage until garbage day (where I have to take it out, my room mates refuse to help) It's fucking cold man, I'm vexed. Two room mates are leaving this week (including the ill messy one) I'm going to get raped on bills (FUCK YOU COMCAST, YOU GREEDY MOTHERFUCKRS, 250 A MONTH FOR CABLE? FUCK YOU) But I think that once they leave we can get this place propper again. I honestly hope that I never live any poorer than I am right now. This shit sucks. edit, I can't spell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 yes..im in the same boat as you,im 18/highschool drop out and now going to college and also trying to get a job,half of my friends are still in highschool and the others are thinking about getting apartments,id like to get a place with one of them but im afraid they wouldnt take care of themselves and just live like douche bags for the whole time.soo im probably just getting a place on my own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 I'm feelin this thread. Stay tuned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 you moved in with writers. what did you expect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Really, Mero's right. You already talked to these niggas enough times. TIME FOR SOME ACTION, what you need to do is find a new spot (even if you don't plan on moving in right away) then start looking for a sublet for your room. Then after you do all this, hit your roomies in the head like "GUESS WHAT YOU NASTY ASS NIGGAS, I'M MOVING THE FUCK OUT IN 2 MONTHS ( or 2 weeks, whatever really). I FOUND A SUBLET FOR MY ROOM CUZ I'M TIRED OF LIVING ON THIRD WORLD STATUS".. That should freak them out enough to get their act together..and if not finalize the shit and REALLY move the fuck out then..fuck punk ass roomates.. Keep it handsome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 you better hope theyre not on 12oz... otherwise, your covers blown. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Originally posted by dumy@Jan 2 2006, 05:32 PM Really, Mero's right. You already talked to these niggas enough times. TIME FOR SOME ACTION, what you need to do is find a new spot (even if you don't plan on moving in right away) then start looking for a sublet for your room. Then after you do all this, hit your roomies in the head like "GUESS WHAT YOU NASTY ASS NIGGAS, I'M MOVING THE FUCK OUT IN 2 MONTHS ( or 2 weeks, whatever really). I FOUND A SUBLET FOR MY ROOM CUZ I'M TIRED OF LIVING ON THIRD WORLD STATUS".. That should freak them out enough to get their act together..and if not finalize the shit and REALLY move the fuck out then..fuck punk ass roomates.. Keep it handsome Quoted post I've been thinking about the whole bluff moving thing. I got drunk the one night and screamed at them "IF I DIDN'T LIVE HERE THIS PLACE WOULD LOOK LIKE A CARDBOARD BOX FULL OF SHIT!" They shaped up for a few days after that. All this in one month. P.S. to top it all off, my basement flooded with sewer water the other day as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Originally posted by THANKYOU@Jan 2 2006, 05:38 PM you better hope theyre not on 12oz... otherwise, your covers blown. haha Quoted post Shit...I hope they see this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 This is my place at the moment, I chill in my room because 1) its warm 2) its clean 3) I just got new sick computer =) I ran out to take some pictures though, brrrr. Notice the blanket on the couch. Homeboys room got too dirty so he claimed the living room as his bedroom where he makes the illest mess ever. Notice all the hightimes, after living with these kids I am DONE with weed. Shit's so gay. No hot water = no clean dishes I ate my salad last night with a knife. Dire times my friends dire times. I'll do some after photos once kids bounce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Oh, and with homeboy on the couch, falling asleep at 9? 10? 11 pm? Like hey can you guys shut off the lights and turn off the TV? I got work in the morning. Problem is that this is homeboys house, so we couldnt kick him out. But he's leaving. Wish me luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 That's exactly what would happen here if I wasn't the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 ...And they (my roommates) wonder why girls never want to chill?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 For real man, my girl just left me for the holidays. How am I going to take a girl back here? Shit's gonna change. Promise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardofzeus Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 If you ever want to ruin a friendship...move in with some friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 im sorry, but that pad looks like hella fun. you could clean that shit up with the quickness if there was an iminante threat of female company, tho.. dont lie. half the writers ive known have lived up to living up.. more times than not, that involves massive consumption of alcohol and little to no regard to their suroundings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 that shit is hella ghetto (in the piks...) i couldnt do it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJackDaniels Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Originally posted by I.C.Shadow@Jan 2 2006, 11:42 PM This is my place at the moment, I chill in my room because 1) its No hot water = no clean dishes Quoted post pssshh, thats not a lot of washing up.... you should see mine when it gets a mess. 8 heads = a fair amount of crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 yo man start handing out punches for sure. and about the cleaning. have them filthy animals throw in on a maid once a week. its not that expesive man and you dont have to do shit and wont get yourself all worked up and dont forget to punch fool in the face Originally posted by MrChupacabra@Jan 2 2006, 06:19 PM collect all garbage for a few weeks in those big black garbage bags. once you have a lot of it, dump them out all over their rooms. Or just punch them in the face and tell them to get their shit under control. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 One dude that i lived with last semester was such a fuckwit, 35 years old, overweight, undergraduate at university living in a sharehouse and bumming money off his mum. i hope im not like that when im 35. when he first rocked up, he asked if it was okay if we shared our dishes, i said okay thinking that he had a bunch of his own shit that i could use. no, he had nothing and would just use all of my shit and leave it dirty, ALWAYS. i warned him, telling him to wash up after himself then got all agressive when i told him not to use my stuff at all saying shit like "what? im supposed to buy my own plates or something!?"... well, yeah dickhead. he never told anyone that he had fucking horrible tinea so everyone in the house got it from the shower floor. he took over my TV like it was his and watched every shitty medical drama with the volume way up every night. but would complain about the TV being too loud at about 3pm he also complained at the amount that me and the other roommates talked while eating dinner. then worst of all he would bring this morbidly obese single mother over and they would fuck in his room so fucking loud. the mental picture right now makes me sick. he would close all the windows and doors so the house smelt like stale fat people sex and putrefied vagina. in the end we all moved out and left him in the house alone, took all of our shit (almost everything in the house). i went back one week later to pick up a few things and he hadnt washed or cleaned shit and the house had rats in it. it seriously resembled a crackhouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I've had some roommates that were chronic lazy slobs. Ran that house into the ground, I eventually got fed up and bounced. Its hard living with slobs and after several times of me asking them nicely I realized that I was talking and they weren't listening. Some people are cool people to hang as friends but there is a huge difference between friends and roommates. We had some off the hook parties but everyone was too ghetto to clean up, you wanna live like Hugh get a maid. The last straw was when one roommate decided to buy a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 IM A GREAT ROOMMATE. I JUST BAG UP YAY IN THE LIVINGROOM, OTHER THAN THAT IM VERY CLEAN AND I LIGHT UP BLUNTS LIKE NOBODIES BUSINESS. HOLLERATION IS THE KEY. MERO GEEEEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Blazing is alright but when you get the free loaders pinching. I eventually started labelling my sacks "Gee's Pot" hence the username. Anyone that got caught pinching from me seriously got dog shit in thier pillow case the next day. One guy it took him over a week before he realized it-that is just gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 HAHAHAHAHAHA, so. I went out to dinner after my posts. Forgot to close the window and my room mate used my computer.... This will be interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I.C. Shadow, sell all of his worldly posessions then bounce... fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Man, I hate messes, I have lived with little brother's my whole life... living with them is enough to make me hate messes for ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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