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Man jailed for yawning

 

A judge in Sri Lanka has jailed a man for a year after he let out a loud yawn in court.

 

N V P Ajith stretched out and yawned while district judge A K M Patabendige was taking up his case in the courts at Walasmulla.

 

The judge was so furious that he immediately passed down a sentence of one year in prison, reports The Island newspaper.

 

Ajith's original case, a sexual assault charge, was adjourned and will go back before the court another day.

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Something tells me this guy yawning in court didn't quite understand the situation. I wonder if his attitude is any different now that he's sitting in a Third World shithole prison cell and eating fish heads and rice twice a day. Oh, wait, he's a rapist. Well, I bet his sex life has improved. Plenty of sex in prison.

 

What an idiot.

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damn, that's pretty fucked up though---the judge must've been sqeemish because he had a bad lunch and had some chocolate burnouts in his briefs so he handed down a year long sentence for yawning.

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Originally posted by KaBar2

Something tells me this guy yawning in court didn't quite understand the situation. I wonder if his attitude is any different now that he's sitting in a Third World shithole prison cell and eating fish heads and rice twice a day. Oh, wait, he's a rapist. Well, I bet his sex life has improved. Plenty of sex in prison.

 

What an idiot.

 

 

yeah well he deserves a whole lot worse ill tell ya that much

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He got the year for disrespecting the judge. Then, when his year is up, he gets to go back and face the rape charges. This guy is a world class idiot, ha ha. But it won't be too bad, by then he'll have a boyfriend and everything, you know--someone to hold him when he's feeling lonely at night, there in the cell block; someone to do little things for like wash his socks, mend his clothes, he can keep the cell spic and span and add little touches of color to brighten up the place--little pictures of puppies and flower arrangements. Your usual rapo re-decorating. His only regret will be that he and his Man never had children....

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