Guest postaholic Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 i fucking hate frats and the dumb dicks in them.... i guess im just a straight up hater or some shit... but i cant stand those ambercrombie and fitch wearing, hats that look chewed on, beer in hand 24/7 but they never sippin or drinking tha shit, forever wearing flip flops mutha fuckers. god i hate those fucks. im gonna start a FUCK FRATS tshirt... :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 yeh fuck those fat boys first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 got turned down by all the frats in the new University huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 anyone remember fratboy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 fruck fats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Don't sleep on frats, bro... they might be the stupidest thing to ever grace mankind, but their parties are prime spots for hunting women. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Don't sleep on the Tri-Lambs. http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/nerds.gif'> We throw kick ass parties with the ladies of Omega Moo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest postaholic Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol got turned down by all the frats in the new University huh? actually i got into players university... :rolleyes: you nerd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 too much movies NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 BUSH! BUSH! BUSH! BUSH! BUSH! BUSH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 retarded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Learn There language: Popular Frat Terminology rating G category College ranking 7 date added 11/11/2000 click here to send this to a friend In Fraternity In English CONFRONTATION "I'll kick your ass!" "I'm gonna get about 20 of my frat buddies together and we're gonna wield bats and hope we can catch you asleep under a tree so we can beat you up!" "I've never lost a fight." "I've never been in a fight." "I'm about to introduce you to a world of pain." "I'm gonna pay a football player to beat you up." "Surely we can talk this out like rational human beings." "Not the face! Not the face!" "I believe in a fair fight." "We'll start the fight when my back up arrives." EDUCATION "By taking the initiative to go on to a university and further my education, I hope to broaden my horizons, open new employment opportunities, and be a better person on the whole." "I'm here for beer and sex, in no particular order." MEETING WOMEN "Hello, may I buy you a drink?" "How much alcohol does it take to get you in bed?" "Would you like to dance?" "Please give me a reason to touch you." "I think men should be more responsive to the needs of women." "It really pisses me off when chicks don't swallow." "That's a very interesting name you have." "That's a very interesting name you have. Of course, in five minutes, I'll be so absorbed by alcohol and staring at your chest that I won't remember it." "Would you like to go back to my place?" "Let's go back to my places where I can paw at you, get slapped, and later brag to all my frat brothers about what an easy lay you were, destroying any chance at respectability you have." "I'd like to get to know you better." "Take off your bra." RELIGION "I respect Christianity. Jesus was a great man, full of love and patience. The hate he had to endure, and yet he still loved us all. He truly was the Son of God." "Anyone who turns water to wine can't be all bad." SEXUAL SITUATIONS & RELATIONS "I respect you for your decision of abstinence." "Damn it, I paid for your dinner. Now put out!" "Of course I'll respect you in the morning." "Respect you in the morning? I can't even remember your name tonight!" "I want you to know I don't do this with just anyone." "Looks like I get another notch on the ol' belt. Three more and my frat pals throw a kegger in my honor." "Despite our differences, I'm still willing to make a go at a relationship." "You're ugly, but I don't wanna look at you. Just fuck you." "I love you." "God I hope I wasn't stupid enough to give you my real phone number." SOCIAL ISSUES "I totally agree with your stance and am angered how my race has oppressed you for so long." "Just because I can't make you sit at the back of the bus does not mean I have to like you." "The plight of your people is truly an awe-inspiring tale." "I hate you [insert appropriate racial slur here]." "I want you to know that despite our color differences, I think of you as a brother." "Please don't mug me." "Not enough people take birth control seriously." "So what if it IS my kid, I don't see how it's my problem." "But the problems with condoms is you still run the 20%+ chance of it rupturing during sex." "No way in hell am I putting something that looks like a party balloon on my dick." "Something needs to be done about the homeless problem in our country." "Can't we shoot them or something?" "It breaks my heart to think somewhere in the world, a small child will go to bed without his dinner again tonight." "Better him than me." COMMON FRAT VOCABULARY In English In Fraternity Woman Bitch Holy Water Beer God Beer Friend Someone who can help me get what I need, be there when I need to use then and never asks for favors in return Someone who can be in no way be exploited. Asshole Art school student(when in company of other frats boys) Fairy Master of the Visual Arts Art school student(when alone & surrounded by other art school students) Checking Account/Loan Officer Daddy Girlfriend Guaranteed Sex Janitor Most probable post-college job click here to send this to a friend back to College rank me: back to the top Sign The Guestbook View The Guestbook site map send questions or comments to jokemaster@thefunnypages.org [The Funny Pages] Newest! Business College Humor Computers Crazy Letters Different Funny Files Holiday Funnies Lists Miscellaneous People Quotes & Facts Religion Relationships Stories Random Joke Dirty Jokes Politics See All Jokes Submit A Joke What's New Joke of the Day Find a Joke! Join the Mailing List Popular Frat Terminology rating G category College ranking 7 date added 11/11/2000 click here to send this to a friend In Fraternity In English CONFRONTATION "I'll kick your ass!" "I'm gonna get about 20 of my frat buddies together and we're gonna wield bats and hope we can catch you asleep under a tree so we can beat you up!" "I've never lost a fight." "I've never been in a fight." "I'm about to introduce you to a world of pain." "I'm gonna pay a football player to beat you up." "Surely we can talk this out like rational human beings." "Not the face! Not the face!" "I believe in a fair fight." "We'll start the fight when my back up arrives." EDUCATION "By taking the initiative to go on to a university and further my education, I hope to broaden my horizons, open new employment opportunities, and be a better person on the whole." "I'm here for beer and sex, in no particular order." MEETING WOMEN "Hello, may I buy you a drink?" "How much alcohol does it take to get you in bed?" "Would you like to dance?" "Please give me a reason to touch you." "I think men should be more responsive to the needs of women." "It really pisses me off when chicks don't swallow." "That's a very interesting name you have." "That's a very interesting name you have. Of course, in five minutes, I'll be so absorbed by alcohol and staring at your chest that I won't remember it." "Would you like to go back to my place?" "Let's go back to my places where I can paw at you, get slapped, and later brag to all my frat brothers about what an easy lay you were, destroying any chance at respectability you have." "I'd like to get to know you better." "Take off your bra." RELIGION "I respect Christianity. Jesus was a great man, full of love and patience. The hate he had to endure, and yet he still loved us all. He truly was the Son of God." "Anyone who turns water to wine can't be all bad." SEXUAL SITUATIONS & RELATIONS "I respect you for your decision of abstinence." "Damn it, I paid for your dinner. Now put out!" "Of course I'll respect you in the morning." "Respect you in the morning? I can't even remember your name tonight!" "I want you to know I don't do this with just anyone." "Looks like I get another notch on the ol' belt. Three more and my frat pals throw a kegger in my honor." "Despite our differences, I'm still willing to make a go at a relationship." "You're ugly, but I don't wanna look at you. Just fuck you." "I love you." "God I hope I wasn't stupid enough to give you my real phone number." SOCIAL ISSUES "I totally agree with your stance and am angered how my race has oppressed you for so long." "Just because I can't make you sit at the back of the bus does not mean I have to like you." "The plight of your people is truly an awe-inspiring tale." "I hate you [insert appropriate racial slur here]." "I want you to know that despite our color differences, I think of you as a brother." "Please don't mug me." "Not enough people take birth control seriously." "So what if it IS my kid, I don't see how it's my problem." "But the problems with condoms is you still run the 20%+ chance of it rupturing during sex." "No way in hell am I putting something that looks like a party balloon on my dick." "Something needs to be done about the homeless problem in our country." "Can't we shoot them or something?" "It breaks my heart to think somewhere in the world, a small child will go to bed without his dinner again tonight." "Better him than me." COMMON FRAT VOCABULARY In English In Fraternity Woman Bitch Holy Water Beer God Beer Friend Someone who can help me get what I need, be there when I need to use then and never asks for favors in return Someone who can be in no way be exploited. Asshole Art school student(when in company of other frats boys) Fairy Master of the Visual Arts Art school student(when alone & surrounded by other art school students) Checking Account/Loan Officer Daddy Girlfriend Guaranteed Sex Janitor Most probable post-college job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 http://www.seanbaby.com/oldstuff/movies/dickface.jpg'> "We've Got BUSH!! We've Got BUSH!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUEZ Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 frats... . all they are just wanna be gangsters!! they act so hard flashing their money like they did some illegal jobs and shit but they really got their money from they parents! they may go around beating people down.. but when it comes down to the real shit.. they know whatup!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 Originally posted by postaholic i fucking hate frats and the dumb dicks in them.... i guess im just a straight up hater or some shit... but i cant stand those ambercrombie and fitch wearing, hats that look chewed on, beer in hand 24/7 but they never sippin or drinking tha shit, forever wearing flip flops mutha fuckers. god i hate those fucks. :king: you are not alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 YEAH THOSE DUDES ARE A CORNY GROUP OF PEOPLE, BUT THEN AGAIN SO ARE YOU GUYS... JUST IN A DIFFERENT WAY... SO CAN'T CORNY AND CORNY COEXIST PEACEFULLY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Glow Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 Frats are twats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 hating on frats is like hating on a gang..because thats what it is..or a crew..its all the same shit..a graff crew is just the same as a frat...including the parties and all that shit..its just different classes of frats..i think all the shit is stupid.but i have friends in frats..and its a "coolness" thing..which i dont have a problem with..people want to be cool...fine...but using it to power your self and your ego and try to make people fear you..is rediculous...masturbate till i die WHAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 where im at the only frat kids i see are abercrombie wearing bitches that listen to nelly, and any other mtv "hotness" that think there hard...its funny cause there all ritch kids..then theres the hick frats that hate non white people...and the worst is the black and latin frats arent even recognized on campus as "fraternities" by the other predominantly white and more "popular" frats.. whatever tickles their pickles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 yesterday i heard somekid spit in a frat kids face on campus and the fratboy fucked him up. fuck fratboys and sorisluts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUEZ Posted September 14, 2002 Share Posted September 14, 2002 that kid must of been as a fake as them other frats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted September 14, 2002 Share Posted September 14, 2002 frat kids are silly little bastards but for the most part they are really nice guys....i guess you have to be when your that insecure but regardless....they may dress like retards and blow all theyre parents money on kegs but they throw some fun parties.... theyre like the kid you hung out with in 1st grade because he had nintendo.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tears*uno Posted September 14, 2002 Share Posted September 14, 2002 ok fratboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeze Posted September 14, 2002 Share Posted September 14, 2002 ha, "that kid in first grade you hung out with cuz he had nintendo" fucking classic, and a great way to describe frat fuckers. me and my boys always used to steal the taps off of their kegs and bolt, only after we were good and drunk for free first. damn that pissed them off, we've got a fucking box of taps now, fucking classic. teaser, if you print up any of those shirts you're always talking about, hit me up, i want a "fuck frats" shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted September 14, 2002 Share Posted September 14, 2002 http://www.moviebone.com/img/camera.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUEZ Posted September 14, 2002 Share Posted September 14, 2002 yeah.. . some frats are nice.. . but i think its all an act. i chilled with them a few times.. . not the type of people i want to chill with, but one of my boys is down with their frat crew, thats the only reason i was there. anyway when i first walked in my boys crib they all start looking at me up and down. then they start talking shit and laughing to each other.. cant hear what they say cause they too pussy to say it out loud. they think they hardcore shit casue they be smokin and drinking everyday.. which makes them "cool". they need to grow the fuck up and get out of them wanna be stage! and yeah some frats are koo but, after a while they become like the rest of them assholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted September 14, 2002 Share Posted September 14, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol got turned down by all the frats in the new University huh? :lol: Thats what I was going to say... "Failed Rush Week" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUEZ Posted September 14, 2002 Share Posted September 14, 2002 turned down by them?? i would not be with them if they paid me. frats = group of punks that got picked on when they was younger, now thinking they grew up to be gangsters http://fuccyou.com/smileys/new/thefinger.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 14, 2002 Share Posted September 14, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol Don't sleep on the Tri-Lambs. http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/nerds.gif'> We throw kick ass parties with the ladies of Omega Moo I just finished watching Nerds in Paradise an hour ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted September 14, 2002 Share Posted September 14, 2002 Booger, and Ogre.....haha what funny times..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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