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dumy Posted June 21, 2005 Author Share Posted June 21, 2005 Man caught having sex with sheep June 21, 2005 A COBBLER suspected of sorcery was attacked and nearly lynched by outraged villagers in central Kenya today after being caught having sex with a female sheep, witnesses and officials said. Joshua Kiplagat, 36, sustained a serious head wound when the sheep's owner threw a machete at him after finding him in flagrante delicto with a prize ewe in the Rift Valley district of Bomet, they said. He was then tied to a tree stump for five hours before being frogmarched naked with the violated ovine in tow to a police station where he confessed to several acts of bestiality that he blamed on the devil, they said. "I was sent by the devil to do that," Kiplagat told the angry crowd which included several people who accused him of being a warlock. One woman claimed to have seen him engaging in sex acts with a dog. "I saw this man mounting a dog two weeks ago at around seven in the evening and I was so surprised," said the woman, who gave her name as Leah. The bloodied shoe repairer adamantly denied allegations that he was a wizard and insisted that his affection for animals was limited to sheep. "I only made love to the ewe twice using two condoms but I never do it regularly," he said in his defence. Bomet assistant district chief Paul Kikwai, who was present at the police station, expressed shock at the incident and vowed that Kiplagat would be punished although he made no comment on the villagers' actions. "We have never seen such incidents here and we are just wondering how many people around here engage in this kind of acts," he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 sick fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted June 21, 2005 Author Share Posted June 21, 2005 the fool said "I only made love to the ewe twice using two condoms but I never do it regularly," ...wtf?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 aint nuthing wrong wit a little four legged lovin'.. now if he was caught making love to a lightpost ,then it would be time to take action Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bob Saget Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 did they say if the sheep was hot ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gutterpunk Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 that is so fucking nasty. ewwwww....how can you get it up for a sheep? huh huh? i don't get it. haven't these people heard of MASTURBATION! or like actual sex with a human woman? ewwwww.......................sheep are gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 man i don't even want to read that shit....instead i'll write a haiku about it: you sick nasty fuck. what the hell were you thinking? poor, poor, little sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Thats nasty.. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwe. Get it? Ewwwwwwwe... ewwe... ewe...? Okay. Bah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Fatal, I enjoyed your haiku, Missy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Pictures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by fermentor666@Jun 21 2005, 07:33 PM Pictures Quoted post yeah, beastality pics..thats what this thread needs to shine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 it wasnt him though, the devil made him do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scumdog Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 outta control... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 wait, you guys have never done it ? dont bag it till you try it okay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 `Here is a better rendition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 i wonder if it feels good. i mean, i don't usually wonder about it, but now that it's be come a topic, i wonder... no. i just stopped wondering. it's too bizarre to even contemplate. baaaah baaaaaaaaahhhh BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Yo, in the uk the welsh have a reputation for being sheep shaggers.... no shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by iquit@Jun 22 2005, 05:24 AM i wonder if it feels good. i mean, i don't usually wonder about it, but now that it's be come a topic, i wonder... no. i just stopped wondering. it's too bizarre to even contemplate. baaaah baaaaaaaaahhhh BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Quoted post hahaha..dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lameassnigga Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 I heard that the female sheep cooter resembles a woman's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 ^^^^still that shit is digusting.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Saget Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 yo that shit is probly made smelly and slimy and shit that is grrosssssss it couldnt have felt that good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lameassnigga Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 shit, imagine if your a farmer without a wife, our if your wife is broke. Damn it, i'm going to a farm and buying a sheep, just for those lonely nights! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdoyouthinkyourdoing Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 What happens if the sheep gets pregnant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lameassnigga Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Human+sheep =goat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by lameassnigga@Jun 22 2005, 01:43 PM Human+sheep =goat! Quoted post I don't think thats quite how it works.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by lameassnigga@Jun 22 2005, 07:59 AM I heard that the female sheep cooter resembles a woman's? Quoted post hahah now people are saying "cooter" cuz of tht thread... but if u have been saying it before it came up... i apologize for offending u.... :burn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by whatdoyouthinkyourdoing@Jun 22 2005, 01:20 PM What happens if the sheep gets pregnant? Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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