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Man, 50, pulls truck with his dick

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by BURLAP, Nov 25, 2005.

  1. BURLAP

    BURLAP Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2004 Messages: 307 Likes Received: 0
    Its a stretch: Man, 50, pulls truck with penis
    By Grace Rauh, STAFF WRITER
    http://www.insidebayarea.com/trivalleyhera...news/ci_3244979


    FREMONT — The ancient Greeks worshipped it. Sigmund Freud said women envy it. And on Tuesday, a man pulled a truck with it.
    Yes, you read that right.

    He pulled a truck with his penis.

    Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng, best known for his Iron Crotch, attached himself not once, but twice, to a rental moving truck and pulled it several yards across a parking lot in Fremont. In lace-up leather boots and a black tank top, the 50-year-old tied a strip of blue fabric around the base of his penis and testicles and tugged to make sure it was on tight. An assistant kicked him hard between the legs before he lashed himself to the vehicle.

    He groaned, grunted and pressed against two men for resistance.

    Then, slowly, the truck began to roll forward.

    About 20 people, most of whom study Qigong, the ancient Chinese art of movement and breathing to increase energy, gathered for the truck pull in an unassuming office park just off Interstate 880.

    A documentary film director and producer from London were on hand to shoot the jaw-dropping feat for a three-part series called Penis Envy, scheduled to air next year on Channel 4 in the United Kingdom. Footage from the truck pull will be used for the series piece on building the perfect penis.

    Hes very special. Powerful. Superman, said an awe-struck Shawnee Wang, who studies Qigong with Jin-Sheng at his gym in Cupertino. I just came here to watch my master perform.


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    Master Tu Jin-Sheng prepares to pull a moving truck with his penis,
    in front of TC Media, for a UK film crew making a documentary called Penis Envy,
    in Fremont Tuesday. (Anda Chu - Staff)​


    Jin-Sheng, the grandmaster of Iron Crotch, a branch of Qigong also known as 99 Qigong, is said to have 60,000 followers worldwide. Its practitioners are known to lift hundreds of pounds with their genitals to increase energy and sexual performance. One of Jin-Shengs most famous students, a 70-year-old man in Taiwan, is said to have lifted more than 660 pounds with his penis. The grandmaster teaches Iron Crotch and Qigong in Fremont and Cupertino.

    Jin-Shengs performance drew a hearty applause (and only a few gasps) from the sparse crowd. He wrapped a piece of fabric around his waist to conceal his genitals from the crowd, but in the heat of the second truck pull, when he tied the cloth around his testicles only, it was pushed aside to reveal a ball of flesh that looked ready to burst.

    Jin-Sheng wiped the sweat from his brow after the show and said through an interpreter that he felt comfortable and warm.

    When asked if he was in any pain, he laughed.

    If its painful, he said, then you will see it bleed.

    His wife, Sandy, snapped photos while her husband warmed up and then pulled the truck. The couple originally is from Taiwan and has lived in San Jose since 2003. They have four children, two boys and two girls, all of whom are top martial arts students.
    So is Sandy the envy of her friends?

    Yes, she said, flashing a wide smile. Of course.

    Jin-Sheng was featured in the April 2005 edition of Penthouse magazine, in a story titled Facts and Phalluses of Americas Favorite Organ. In November 2003, he and his penis made the Weekly World News.

    He believes that the sexual organs are a source of great power, said Gene Ching, associate publisher of the Fremont-based Kung Fu Magazine, which claims to have introduced Jin-Sheng to the United States and featured him on its March/April 2003 cover. So its sort of a vitality exercise.

    Ching, who does not study Iron Crotch, has heard that it does help in the bedroom.


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    GRANDMASTER Tu Jin-Sheng is kicked in the crotch during his penis-pull warm-up in Fremont on Tuesday. (Anda Chu - Staff)​


    I imagine that if you can tow a truck, that is going to give you some skills, he said.

    The grandmaster said the most challenging object he ever has pulled was a 60-foot truck — and that was with another man. These days, however, hes looking to up the ante. Jin-Sheng hopes to strap a dozen of his top students to a 747 for the biggest penis pull of all time. All he needs is an airplane.

    What can you say? said Krishna Govender, the documentary film director who came from London specifically to meet Jin-Sheng and watch him work.

    The strength of this guy — its phenomenal.

    Govender has seen and heard many things during the making of the documentary. He flew to Russia to meet a doctor who grew a penis on a mans arm and later grafted it to his genitals. He interviewed countless men about their most private, and treasured, possession.

    But he never had seen a man pull a truck with one.

    The most fraught relationship is that between man and his penis, he said. Its the most enduring one, as well.

    For more information about Jin-Sheng and Iron Crotch, go to http://www.99qigong.com.
     
  2. Issac Brock

    Issac Brock Elite Member

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  3. BoB Hope ONER

    BoB Hope ONER Elite Member

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    dood painting on eggs..
     
  4. RumPuncher

    RumPuncher Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2005 Messages: 4,500 Likes Received: 5
    this is what happend when martial arts takes an american twist.

    can you actually picture a bunch of monks in china saying
    "first I kick you in the balls, then we get on the evening news!"
    well I cant.
     
  5. geezpot

    geezpot Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 20, 2003 Messages: 3,904 Likes Received: 158
    I've heard that asians are lacking in the downstairs department but that ain't going to make it longer.
     
  6. hello1

    hello1 New Jack

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  7. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

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    Technically he pulled it with his legs. If the force of his erection pulled it, then I'd be impressed...
     
  8. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  9. Harvey Wallbanger

    Harvey Wallbanger Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Ummm, they grew a penis on some guy's arm? What the fuck?
     
  10. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

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  11. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

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    gotta love the look on dudes face.
     
  12. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 681
    oof. that is really all that can be said on this matter.
     
  13. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

    The Ultimate Warrior could have done it if the government hadn't killed him....

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  14. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  15. dANce'N'grAf

    dANce'N'grAf Guest

    50 cent didnt do it??? boooo lol
     
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