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MAKE YOU LAUGH.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by AREANKAY, Apr 8, 2004.

  1. AREANKAY

    AREANKAY Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2001 Messages: 1,183 Likes Received: 39
    okay this is the deal i work for a courier company in phila we have a test we give to would be drivers of the company for some insight of there knowledge of roads and what not you know.......,.,...

    so anyway this is a retype of the actual test i recieved back from one of the apps we got this week. this is not a joke in any way shpae or form if my scanner worked i would scan this shit. its truely priceless.

    i mean really this take skill to do


    DRIVERS EXAM

    1. Best way from center city to the airport?: The highway

    2.Best way from center city to media?: The highway

    3.Best way from center city to malvern: the highway

    4. Best way from king of prussia to bristol: the highway

    5. Best way from huntingdon valley to center city: the highway

    6.Best way from bala cynwyd to bensalem: the highway

    7.Best way from center city to west chester: the highway

    8.Is ardmore east or west of the city: The highway

    9.Is warminster north or south of philadelphia: The highway

    10. If lost what is the very first thing you do. The highway........................................
    Asl for help.


    this is no joke. and you dont even have to live in the area to understand the true beauty of this test i mean really how do you do this with a straight face

    might i add this person applied to be a driver and said " oh you need a license to do this"

    i was speechless.
     
  2. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    damn no kidding?! do you remember the guy who took it? what a moron...:lol:
    i love reading maps by the way; i would've been able to answer it pretty well if i was from there...wow!
     
  3. Easy E

    Easy E Member

    Joined: Jan 26, 2004 Messages: 426 Likes Received: 0
    it would be even funnyer if your city didnt have a highway.
     
  4. AREANKAY

    AREANKAY Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2001 Messages: 1,183 Likes Received: 39
    to me this is not a moron this is totally a skill. a skill in what i do not know yet .............but i plan to find out
     
  5. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    maybe he blanked out when he was testing.
    you should give him another chance...haha!
     
  6. AREANKAY

    AREANKAY Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2001 Messages: 1,183 Likes Received: 39
    we wanna bring him back in to question him on his responces. just for shits
     
  7. InnerCityRebel

    InnerCityRebel Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 19, 2002 Messages: 8,297 Likes Received: 116
    Hmmm this guy could be on to something..
     
  8. ment2

    ment2 New Jack

    Joined: Apr 16, 2002 Messages: 11 Likes Received: 0
  9. TheoHuxtable

    TheoHuxtable Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2004 Messages: 2,113 Likes Received: 1
    How old was this person, and was it a female?
     
  10. Cherry_Luv

    Cherry_Luv Member

    Joined: Aug 15, 2003 Messages: 649 Likes Received: 0
    How do you get on the sweap team??:eek: ..
























































































    Just asking:p
     
  11. Deist

    Deist Guest

  12. Cherry_Luv

    Cherry_Luv Member

    Joined: Aug 15, 2003 Messages: 649 Likes Received: 0
     
  13. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    HEY 50 CENT!

    WHY THE FUCK DID YOU QUOTE THAT PICTURE? THERE'S NO NEED TO SEE IT TWICE!
     
  14. TPSR?

    TPSR? New Jack

    Joined: Feb 13, 2004 Messages: 55 Likes Received: 0
    Guy was doing squats at a competition, pushed a little too hard.
     
  15. coldmilkcup

    coldmilkcup Member

    Joined: Jun 10, 2002 Messages: 669 Likes Received: 0
    strengths: accounting
    weaknesses: excema
     
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