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MAKE YOU LAUGH.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by AREANKAY, Apr 8, 2004.

  1. AREANKAY

    AREANKAY 12oz Senior Member

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    MAKE YOU LAUGH.

    Discussion started by AREANKAY - Apr 8, 2004

    okay this is the deal i work for a courier company in phila we have a test we give to would be drivers of the company for some insight of there knowledge of roads and what not you know.......,.,...

    so anyway this is a retype of the actual test i recieved back from one of the apps we got this week. this is not a joke in any way shpae or form if my scanner worked i would scan this shit. its truely priceless.

    i mean really this take skill to do


    DRIVERS EXAM

    1. Best way from center city to the airport?: The highway

    2.Best way from center city to media?: The highway

    3.Best way from center city to malvern: the highway

    4. Best way from king of prussia to bristol: the highway

    5. Best way from huntingdon valley to center city: the highway

    6.Best way from bala cynwyd to bensalem: the highway

    7.Best way from center city to west chester: the highway

    8.Is ardmore east or west of the city: The highway

    9.Is warminster north or south of philadelphia: The highway

    10. If lost what is the very first thing you do. The highway........................................
    Asl for help.


    this is no joke. and you dont even have to live in the area to understand the true beauty of this test i mean really how do you do this with a straight face

    might i add this person applied to be a driver and said " oh you need a license to do this"

    i was speechless.
     
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  2. slave_one

    slave_one 12oz Elite Member

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    slave_one - Replied Apr 8, 2004

    damn no kidding?! do you remember the guy who took it? what a moron...:lol:
    i love reading maps by the way; i would've been able to answer it pretty well if i was from there...wow!
     
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  3. Easy E

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    Easy E - Replied Apr 8, 2004

    it would be even funnyer if your city didnt have a highway.
     
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  4. AREANKAY

    AREANKAY 12oz Senior Member

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    AREANKAY - Replied Apr 8, 2004

    to me this is not a moron this is totally a skill. a skill in what i do not know yet .............but i plan to find out
     
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  5. slave_one

    slave_one 12oz Elite Member

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    slave_one - Replied Apr 8, 2004

    maybe he blanked out when he was testing.
    you should give him another chance...haha!
     
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  6. AREANKAY

    AREANKAY 12oz Senior Member

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    AREANKAY - Replied Apr 8, 2004

    we wanna bring him back in to question him on his responces. just for shits
     
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  7. InnerCityRebel

    InnerCityRebel 12oz Veteran Member

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    InnerCityRebel - Replied Apr 8, 2004

    Hmmm this guy could be on to something..
     
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  8. ment2

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    ment2 - Replied Apr 8, 2004

    ha!
     
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    TheoHuxtable - Replied Apr 8, 2004

    How old was this person, and was it a female?
     
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  10. Cherry_Luv

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    Cherry_Luv - Replied Apr 8, 2004

    How do you get on the sweap team??:eek: ..
























































































    Just asking:p
     
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    HEY 50 CENT!

    WHY THE FUCK DID YOU QUOTE THAT PICTURE? THERE'S NO NEED TO SEE IT TWICE!
     
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    Guy was doing squats at a competition, pushed a little too hard.
     
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    strengths: accounting
    weaknesses: excema
     
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