Guest WebsterUno Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 Peeps! It was the first day of school for the kindergarten class,the teacher > walked in the classroom, she noticed something was written on the board. > The chalkboard read "T T T 1 A." > She looked at the children and said, " who wrote this?" Little Aaron > raises his hand and says, " I did, teacher." The teacher says, "Well, what > does that mean, Aaron?" Aaron answers, > "It means, To The Teacher 1 Apple," and gives ;the teacher an apple. > "Very > good," says the teacher, "Thank You," The next morning, the teacher walks > in the classroom, and notices something written on the board. The > chalkboard read "T T T 1 O". She > asked the children, "Who wrote this?" > Then little Alex answers, "I did, teacher." The teacher says, "Well Alex, > what does that mean?" > Alex says, "It means, To The Teacher 1 Orange," and gives the teacher an > orange. "Very good, Alex, thank you." The next morning, she walks in the > classroom, and she noticed the board read, " F U C K I T". The teacher, > disappointed, said, "WHO WROTE THIS!!" > Then little Juanito, raises his hand and says, " I did, teacher". The > teacher says, " Well, what does this mean, Juanito?" Juanito answers, " > It means, From Us Chicano Kids 1 Tamale". make a funny, NOW! Love me or hate me, bust some funnys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 man: pack your bags wife, I just won the lottery woman: should I pack for the beach or the mountains? man: I dont care, just get the fuck out! (kills me every time!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 a couple is leaving a party the girl needs to take a piss the girl ask her boyfriend where can i go? her boyfriend says go do it behind that bush ill watch for you. so she says okay she goes behind the bush, her boy friend starts getting real horny walks over to the bush puts hand through the bush hoping to grab her ass instead he crabs something round and warm, he yells my god susy! did you go through a sex change??!! susy says no! im just taking a shit!!! okay not that funny but kinda sick oh well i have a whole bunch more cept its better in person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIELOETTE Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 Stop me if youve.. Whats grenn and smells like bacon? Kermits finger.. Gawd thats an opener if Ive ever heard one..(sarcastic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 Originally posted by --zeSto--: man: pack your bags wife, I just won the lottery woman: should I pack for the beach or the mountains? man: I dont care, just get the fuck out! (kills me every time!) hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid furie Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 why can't helen keller drive? cause shes a woman! peep the game whut up webby?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeBddub Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 Originally posted by kid furie: why can't helen keller drive? cause shes a woman! peep the game whut up webby?! hahahahah i can't believe it haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my mom buys my clothes Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 alright, two penuts were walking alone in the woods, one was a salted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 these jokes are crazy. i dont have any cuz i just do and say funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCOTCH WHISKEO Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 What do you call a Graffiti Writer who just broke up with his girlfriend?...Homeless! hey wait a minute thats not funny atall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCOTCH WHISKEO Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 Why aren't there more female bombers? ...'cause men just don't respect their fill-ins. ...get it???...feel-in's...get it???? oh, never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 http://home.earthlink.net/~zefrank/invite/...navigation.html go here! Stir the pot of love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIRone716 Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 the with the couple leaving the party is great. ------------------ I'M the ONE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charles_bronson Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 whats better than a barrel of dead babies? sticking pins in thier eyes. what do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? an erection. worst jokes ever. here a good one though... whats the hardest part about sleeping with the young girls at parties? washing the blood out of your clown suit. ------------------ xxxstraightedgexxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 that shits just funkin shit charles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacman Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 Whats the difference between a pornstar and a nun? NUTTIN! hahaha(I made that up)sorry ------------------ <- - - -(")- -(")owoop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeBddub Posted June 6, 2001 Share Posted June 6, 2001 Originally posted by pacman: Whats the difference between a pornstar and a nun? NUTTIN! hahaha(I made that up)sorry don't worry... no one could tell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 6, 2001 Share Posted June 6, 2001 did you erase that other one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 6, 2001 Share Posted June 6, 2001 there this bar in mexico... some guy takes a gander at this bar and noticed a pot of $20. bills he goes inside and sees this donkey.. he asks the bar tender.. M:whats the pot of twentys for? B/T:if you can make the donkey luagh you get the pot of bills..you must pay $20. M http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//redface.gif'>k..no problem. so he gets up whispers in the donkey's ear..the donkey starts luaghin his ass off. takes the money and leaves.. he walks by the same bar and saw another pot only it has $100. bills inside.. walks in and says M:whats the pot for this time? B/T:if you can make the donkey cry you can take the pot.. M http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//redface.gif'>k. so he pays the fee goes up to the donkey and secretly does something... donkey starts luaghin takes the pot..before he leave the bartender asks.. B/T:how did you do that????????? M:the first time i told the donkey i had a bigger dick than him...the second time i showed him.... yeah i know..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted June 6, 2001 Share Posted June 6, 2001 Originally posted by SIELOETTE: Stop me if youve.. Whats grenn and smells like bacon? Kermits finger.. OH NO YOU DIDNT! Zesto, that one kills me everytime too. You guys are some funny muh fuckahz, keep em coming. Ill be back with another. Im at work again, I left really late last night. Im back for round 2! *ding ding* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted June 6, 2001 Share Posted June 6, 2001 Originally posted by willy!wonka: did you erase that other one? yeah, I accidently posted 2 before I left work. oops. Ill be back with a funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcia_vega Posted June 6, 2001 Share Posted June 6, 2001 i only know horrible and mean jokes, so sorry to everbody i offend. what's better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? not being retarded. what do gay horses eat? hay haaay hay!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theFUME Posted June 6, 2001 Share Posted June 6, 2001 lol ------------------ "So analyze me surprise me but cant magmatize me" -nas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freighthunter Posted June 7, 2001 Share Posted June 7, 2001 why dosent mexico have a navy? because cardboard dosent float.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 7, 2001 Share Posted June 7, 2001 Three men had a very late night drinking Guinness. They left in the early morning hours and went home separately. The next day they met again for an early pint, and compared notes about who was more drunk. The first guy claims that he was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks." To which the second guy replied, "You think that was drunk? I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!" And the third proclaimed, "I was by far the most drunk. I got home, got in a big fight with my wife, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!" There was silence for a moment and then the first guy exclaimed, "Listen, guys, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my dog." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 7, 2001 Share Posted June 7, 2001 hahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 7, 2001 Share Posted June 7, 2001 here it goes again... 3 guys escape from prison... they run through the forest to find an old potatoe factory... the cops are right on thier tail.. the 3 guys hop into 3 different potatoe sacks.. the cps come runnin in.... one cop starts kickin the sacks.... he kick a sack with 1 of the 3 guys hiding inside... the guy replies.."meeeeeoooow,,,meow..... cop thinks to himself.."oh its just a cat".. goes and kicks another sack with an escapee inside.... guy replies..."woof grrr wooooof" cop says "oh its just a dog"... kicks the last sack with an escapee inside.. escapee replies......................... potatoes,potatoes....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 7, 2001 Share Posted June 7, 2001 Originally posted by willy!wonka: here it goes again... potatoes,potatoes....... didn't we cover this??? here's one.. Q: Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? A: Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, and then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, and then go to the refrigerator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 7, 2001 Share Posted June 7, 2001 At a news conference, a journalist said to the politician running for the presidency, "Your secretary said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you please comment on this?" "The truth is," replied the politician, "that she has a big mouth." http://www.theiceberg.com/deeper/summer/humour/bush.gif'> http://www.theiceberg.com/deeper/summer/humour/bush6.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 7, 2001 Share Posted June 7, 2001 bump for bush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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