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make me laugh fuckers!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by WebsterUno, Jun 4, 2001.

  1. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    make me laugh fuckers!

    Discussion started by WebsterUno - Jun 4, 2001

    Peeps!

    It was the first day of school for the kindergarten class,the teacher
    > walked in the classroom, she noticed something was written on the board.
    > The chalkboard read "T T T 1 A."
    > She looked at the children and said, " who wrote this?" Little Aaron
    > raises his hand and says, " I did, teacher." The teacher says, "Well, what
    > does that mean, Aaron?" Aaron answers,
    > "It means, To The Teacher 1 Apple," and gives ;the teacher an apple.
    > "Very
    > good," says the teacher, "Thank You," The next morning, the teacher walks
    > in the classroom, and notices something written on the board. The
    > chalkboard read "T T T 1 O". She
    > asked the children, "Who wrote this?"
    > Then little Alex answers, "I did, teacher." The teacher says, "Well Alex,
    > what does that mean?"
    > Alex says, "It means, To The Teacher 1 Orange," and gives the teacher an
    > orange. "Very good, Alex, thank you." The next morning, she walks in the
    > classroom, and she noticed the board read, " F U C K I T". The teacher,
    > disappointed, said, "WHO WROTE THIS!!"
    > Then little Juanito, raises his hand and says, " I did, teacher". The
    > teacher says, " Well, what does this mean, Juanito?" Juanito answers, "
    > It means, From Us Chicano Kids 1 Tamale".

    make a funny, NOW!
    Love me or hate me, bust some funnys!
     
  2. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Jun 4, 2001

    man: pack your bags wife, I just won the lottery

    woman: should I pack for the beach or the mountains?

    man: I dont care, just get the fuck out!


    (kills me every time!)
     
  3. Gnes 37

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    Gnes 37 - Replied Jun 4, 2001

    a couple is leaving a party the girl needs to take a piss the girl ask her boyfriend where can i go? her boyfriend says go do it behind that bush ill watch for you. so she says okay she goes behind the bush, her boy friend starts getting real horny walks over to the bush puts hand through the bush hoping to grab her ass instead he crabs something round and warm, he yells my god susy! did you go through a sex change??!! susy says no! im just taking a shit!!!

    okay not that funny but kinda sick oh well i have a whole bunch more cept its better in person
     
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    SIELOETTE - Replied Jun 4, 2001

    Stop me if youve..

    Whats grenn and smells like bacon?

    Kermits finger..

    Gawd thats an opener if Ive ever heard one..(sarcastic)
     
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    willy!wonka - Replied Jun 4, 2001

    hahahaha
     
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    kid furie - Replied Jun 4, 2001

    why can't helen keller drive?
    cause shes a woman!

    peep the game

    whut up webby?!
     
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    hahahahah i can't believe it haha
     
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  8. my mom buys my clothes

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    my mom buys my clothes - Replied Jun 4, 2001

    alright, two penuts were walking alone in the woods, one was a salted.
     
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    TOY - Replied Jun 5, 2001

    these jokes are crazy. i dont have any cuz i just do and say funny stuff.
     
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    SCOTCH WHISKEO - Replied Jun 5, 2001

    What do you call a Graffiti Writer who just broke up with his girlfriend?...Homeless! hey wait a minute thats not funny atall.
     
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    SCOTCH WHISKEO - Replied Jun 5, 2001

    Why aren't there more female bombers?
    ...'cause men just don't respect their fill-ins.
    ...get it???...feel-in's...get it???? oh, never mind.
     
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    PIRone716 - Replied Jun 5, 2001

    the with the couple leaving the party is great.

    ------------------
    I'M the ONE.
     
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    charles_bronson - Replied Jun 5, 2001

    whats better than a barrel of dead babies?
    sticking pins in thier eyes.

    what do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?

    an erection.

    worst jokes ever.

    here a good one though...
    whats the hardest part about sleeping with the young girls at parties?

    washing the blood out of your clown suit.


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    xxxstraightedgexxx
     
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    suburbian bum - Replied Jun 5, 2001

    that shits just funkin shit charles...
     
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