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make me laugh fuckers!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by WebsterUno, Jun 4, 2001.

  1. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest


    It was the first day of school for the kindergarten class,the teacher
    > walked in the classroom, she noticed something was written on the board.
    > The chalkboard read "T T T 1 A."
    > She looked at the children and said, " who wrote this?" Little Aaron
    > raises his hand and says, " I did, teacher." The teacher says, "Well, what
    > does that mean, Aaron?" Aaron answers,
    > "It means, To The Teacher 1 Apple," and gives ;the teacher an apple.
    > "Very
    > good," says the teacher, "Thank You," The next morning, the teacher walks
    > in the classroom, and notices something written on the board. The
    > chalkboard read "T T T 1 O". She
    > asked the children, "Who wrote this?"
    > Then little Alex answers, "I did, teacher." The teacher says, "Well Alex,
    > what does that mean?"
    > Alex says, "It means, To The Teacher 1 Orange," and gives the teacher an
    > orange. "Very good, Alex, thank you." The next morning, she walks in the
    > classroom, and she noticed the board read, " F U C K I T". The teacher,
    > disappointed, said, "WHO WROTE THIS!!"
    > Then little Juanito, raises his hand and says, " I did, teacher". The
    > teacher says, " Well, what does this mean, Juanito?" Juanito answers, "
    > It means, From Us Chicano Kids 1 Tamale".

    make a funny, NOW!
    Love me or hate me, bust some funnys!
  2. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    man: pack your bags wife, I just won the lottery

    woman: should I pack for the beach or the mountains?

    man: I dont care, just get the fuck out!

    (kills me every time!)
  3. Gnes 37

    Gnes 37 Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 7,071 Likes Received: 2
    a couple is leaving a party the girl needs to take a piss the girl ask her boyfriend where can i go? her boyfriend says go do it behind that bush ill watch for you. so she says okay she goes behind the bush, her boy friend starts getting real horny walks over to the bush puts hand through the bush hoping to grab her ass instead he crabs something round and warm, he yells my god susy! did you go through a sex change??!! susy says no! im just taking a shit!!!

    okay not that funny but kinda sick oh well i have a whole bunch more cept its better in person

    SIELOETTE Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 13, 2000 Messages: 1,107 Likes Received: 0
    Stop me if youve..

    Whats grenn and smells like bacon?

    Kermits finger..

    Gawd thats an opener if Ive ever heard one..(sarcastic)
  5. willy!wonka

    willy!wonka Senior Member

    Joined: May 20, 2001 Messages: 2,419 Likes Received: 3
  6. kid furie

    kid furie Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 25, 2000 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    why can't helen keller drive?
    cause shes a woman!

    peep the game

    whut up webby?!
  7. eyeBddub

    eyeBddub Member

    Joined: Jan 14, 2001 Messages: 659 Likes Received: 0

    hahahahah i can't believe it haha
  8. my mom buys my clothes

    my mom buys my clothes Member

    Joined: May 30, 2001 Messages: 318 Likes Received: 0
    alright, two penuts were walking alone in the woods, one was a salted.
  9. TOY

    TOY New Jack

    Joined: May 16, 2001 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    these jokes are crazy. i dont have any cuz i just do and say funny stuff.

    SCOTCH WHISKEO Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jan 8, 2001 Messages: 1,718 Likes Received: 0
    What do you call a Graffiti Writer who just broke up with his girlfriend?...Homeless! hey wait a minute thats not funny atall.

    SCOTCH WHISKEO Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jan 8, 2001 Messages: 1,718 Likes Received: 0
    Why aren't there more female bombers?
    ...'cause men just don't respect their fill-ins.
    ...get it???...feel-in's...get it???? oh, never mind.
  12. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

  13. PIRone716

    PIRone716 Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2001 Messages: 837 Likes Received: 1
    the with the couple leaving the party is great.

    I'M the ONE.
  14. charles_bronson

    charles_bronson Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 1, 2001 Messages: 1,331 Likes Received: 1
    whats better than a barrel of dead babies?
    sticking pins in thier eyes.

    what do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?

    an erection.

    worst jokes ever.

    here a good one though...
    whats the hardest part about sleeping with the young girls at parties?

    washing the blood out of your clown suit.

  15. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    that shits just funkin shit charles...