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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Frate_Raper, Aug 22, 2005.

  1. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    So yo,this is what I’m thinking right now.I need to Detox myself,sense I was on those roids for my Ivy,I feel like shit and I feel like I gained weight,so I’m saying Enema,no food,just fruit juices and water for 2 days.Has anyone done this shit,I’ve done it in a different way that involved eating nothing but apples for a week,but I felt gross for a few days then like a mill bucks.......

    whats up?

  2. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    I personally say that shit is a bunch of garbage. Eat healthy meals and get some excercise and you'll feel great.
  3. dumy

    dumy Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 5,056 Likes Received: 0
    I saw this thing on MTV about rich people who go to like enema resorts for weeks at a time...I don't know if shooting several gallons of water at extremely high pressure through your system is whatsup..but ehh..to each is own..

    I mean people pay a lotta money for it..
  4. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    who has to give you the enema?

    here's some enema tips

    # Find a good position. Make sure you are comfortable and can relax. Be sure you can clean up if a problem is to occur. Make sure you or your partner have good access to your anus.
    # Lubricate your anus. You might your partner to massage some lubricant inside your anus and rectum. This will help when the nozzle is inserted. You will want you anus to admit it so that you can relax.
    # As the nozzle is inserted, relax as it passes your sphincter. You might want to take a couple of deep breaths as it passes.


    "During thirty years as a practicing herbalist,
    I've cured myself of three terminal illnesses and
    I've done more colon cleanses than I can count.
    I've made this site to share my knowlege
    and to provide the Colon Cleansing Kit™,
    a product I've made from those experiences."
  5. dumy

    dumy Veteran Member

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  6. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    I just had some enchiladas that i think really unsettled my stomach as i sit here in pain, i can only say that my body has been detoxing every half an hour for the past 3 hours
  7. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,495 Likes Received: 502
    fuck that....i get squeamish everytime i wipe..

    not gonna ever happen
  8. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    How did the steroids work for your poison ivy? Good, right?

    Drink lots of tea. There are certain kinds that are perfect for cleansing your system. You should eat food because that is a way for your body to purge poisons. After and before painting you should always drink and eat a lot so that whatever fumes you inhale are absorbed through the digestive system. Eat a lot of fiber, even consider getting some Metamucil or Konsyl as a fiber supplement. I recommend the Konsyl because it has more fiber per serving and also has no sugars, unlike Metamucil.
  9. MrJackDaniels

    MrJackDaniels Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2005 Messages: 413 Likes Received: 0
    lots of water could be the answer
  10. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 4, 2003 Messages: 3,691 Likes Received: 0
    There are more direct ways to satisfy your urge to get poked in the ass
  11. coldmilkcup

    coldmilkcup Member

    Joined: Jun 10, 2002 Messages: 669 Likes Received: 0
    I don't know dude, having a foreign object shoved up your arse seems pretty direct.
  12. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    My homies in highschool that were on the wrestling team would tell me nasty storys about whats rottiing away in your colon,meats,dairy etc and you'll lose like 12 pounds the first time you do it and it will clean your body out wicked hard.....so they'd give themself an enema before they too their weght so they'd fight a smaller dude and kick his ass.
  13. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    I don't know about an enema, but if there are good colon cleansers (pills), I might have to try one.

    My buddy has a hot sauce called "Colonel Jack's Colon Cleanser" or something like that. It's pretty hot, but nothing I can't handle.
  14. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    my ex gave herself an enema once. i wanted to watch but she told me to fuck off and locked the bathroom door

    edit: spelling error....i am a perfectionist
  15. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14