shameless self promotion Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 You guys wanna know how to wow a girl? How to get her heart racing an forget about everyone else but you in life? Well i can tell you how to do this with one word gents...FOOD. Bring your lady home, and cook her a meal, something nice with some candles and some music if you like... So i figured why not post some recipes that are relatively easy to make but good to eat and impress a girl with... (i know we have had a close topic to this, but i cant seem to find it..) Since im italian, and most the girls i date are too...i start em off with this nice meal... Fettuccini Alfredo ~Ingredients 1 pound dry fettucine pasta 3 pints heavy whipping cream 1 cup grated Romano cheese 4 tablespoons butter 1 pinch ground nutmeg ground black pepper to taste ~Directions 1.... Cook pasta according to directions on package(easy!). Drain and toss with one tablespoon of butter, cover and set aside. 2..... (might be hard..) In a medium sauce pan over low heat, heat the cream and 3 tablespoons of butter, stirring it very often. When cream begins to simmer mix in a small amounts of Romano cheese, continue to stir alot, until all cheese is added and sauce has reduced. It should be pretty thick after a bit.. 3... Stir in some nutmeg and a lil black pepper. Toss with the warm fetuccini and serve. Experiment with the different levels of nutmeg and black pepper and other things until you find the combo you like! Enjoy boys, and thank me when you get ass... Now lets see some recipes! Foods art too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 cool you play hockey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted January 12, 2002 Author Share Posted January 12, 2002 wow i was really siked to see im not that gay and am the only one that cooks..but yeah, played hockey since i was five..everywhere from upstate NY to DC to NC and italy...could have gotten free ride to school but messed up my knee pretty bad senior year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 ive been playing since i was 2 . been all around the world with hockey. played in tounrements where no one else speaked english. we fucked them canadians up. played the russian red army last year. beat them 7 to 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dBUSH Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 yeah I cook, but for other peoples girlfriends.:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZackAttack Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 http://www.thumbsuckingadults.com/kidteachingtheoldfoke.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 ok ive been using that on girls for ages. i challenge anyone to a game of road hockey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted January 12, 2002 Author Share Posted January 12, 2002 Sounds good, game on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 that young english chap who has his own cooking show is a hunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 fuck the road hockey.....i want the 12oz cook-off, i'll school you while drinking a fifth and making your mom prep my vegitables..... I AM THE IRON CHEF!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sectorTVA Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 not too much of a cook....but a mad baker...handy to have baking skills when you are craving for sweets...just make the batch of 50 cookies, or bake a cake, or make brownies...and yes...i do bake from scatch and dont use the pre mixed boxes except for cake mix.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 Tonight I made pork chops with nutmeg, cloves, cinnamon, and applesauce; garlic mashed potatoes, and steamed brussels sprouts drowned in butter. I ate alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wREk OnE Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 :( all i can make is a cup of noodles :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 i cant do anything....my fuckin little brother can make a quesidilla and shit and i cant even toast my own muffins without burning them...god im such a failure :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/8092.jpg'> "ohh gee...i'm kinda sad...hmm...what should i drink. hmm i dont know. hmm i am so sad. misery has encompassed my soul forever. it is gone to life, i bid you farewell......what should i drink? i am so sad...booger pants." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jades_blue Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 yes -- ladies are ALWAYS impressed with a man who can cook well. Marcio boy would always make the best meals... he cooked better than I could! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 game on!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 then again, women are also very impressed when you take them out for a really expensive dinner at a fancy resturant...depends on your money situation...and how lazy you are. I opt for broke and lazy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 ok guy , ima try that next week and if i see no action then im goin to go kick ur ass at street hockey...........yes i will beat any of you , even puny TT boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 yes the ladies love home cooked meals, pasta dishes work the best cause with meat people have alot of different tastes many ladies have seen my naked chef :king: home cooked meal + candles + good movie = great time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 Originally posted by sectorTVA not too much of a cook....but a mad baker...handy to have baking skills when you are craving for sweets...just make the batch of 50 cookies, or bake a cake, or make brownies...and yes...i do bake from scatch and dont use the pre mixed boxes except for cake mix.... a lot of my friends are good at baking... but i dont think its the same tip your on.. (ok, i guess i should just say getting baked.....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 i was a cook at a fine dining restaurant last summer. we would drop the lamb chops then throw them back on the plate because they were expensive..after that summer of working at 3 different places as a cook i never wanted to eat out again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 cooking quesadillas is very easy. buy tortillas.... buy cheese (cheddar or jack is best) and you can put diced tomatoes.. onions.. mushrooms..... hot sauce is a must. on low heat put small amount of oil in pan lay dopwn fisrt tortilla and throw the cheese , chopped onion tomatoe whatever on tortilla cover with other tortilla and cover pan with lid. flip after 3 minutes. done when cheese is melted. i make alot of food but of everything i make i think bojangles likes melted cheese the best. go figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 oh i have another very easy one to make. buy fresh mozarella called boconocini. it comes in balls floating around in brine. looks weird but is very good to eat. you also need olive oil,garlic salt, fresh basil ( a bunch) and linguine boil linguine until it's no longer crunchy (ya know cooked). while pasta is boiling dice mozarella and tomatoes. chop up the basil very well. miix everything together in a bit of olive oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 boil linguine until it's no longer crunchy (ya know cooked). haha you need to make a cook book for inept men. it would be such a success. i can cook a handful of dishes from memory, anything else i need the recipe, and just season to taste. tonight it's chicken breasts on the gearge foreman grill, broccoli...uhh i don't know what you call it..well it's just butter, olive oil, garlic and salt. you'd be surprised what that combination can do to your most hated vegetable. once i'm done with that, i have to make the spicy eggplant and tofu cantonese dish that won me my last date. this is all for my little brother...does he appreciate it? i have a feeling he could also eat dry cheerios and it wouldn't matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 Everybody knows the way to Secret's heart is with food... I may be small, but I have a big appetite. :) :P :dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 how much do george forman girlls cost, and are they good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 george forman grills are good too. something really easy t9o do but looks like you put alot fo time in it. marinate a portabella mushroom in basalmic vinegrette dressing for two hour. (which means put mushrooms, after you wash em off, in a large ziploc bag with the dressing and close the bag). then you put them on the grill until they are soft. it's a good sustitute for a hamburger especially if you are cooking for a vegetarian female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 Originally posted by ZackAttack http://www.thumbsuckingadults.com/kidteachingtheoldfoke.jpg'> are you related to those people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE DEVIL! Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 I'm a certified chef. Went to Culinary schoo an' everthin'. And yes it's true, the only reason my girl stays with me is for the cookin' oh, an' the dickin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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