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Make food, then love..

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by shameless self promotion, Jan 11, 2002.

  1. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 112
    You guys wanna know how to wow a girl? How to get her heart racing an forget about everyone else but you in life? Well i can tell you how to do this with one word gents...FOOD.

    Bring your lady home, and cook her a meal, something nice with some candles and some music if you like...

    So i figured why not post some recipes that are relatively easy to make but good to eat and impress a girl with...
    (i know we have had a close topic to this, but i cant seem to find it..)

    Since im italian, and most the girls i date are too...i start em off with this nice meal...

    Fettuccini Alfredo


    1 pound dry fettucine pasta
    3 pints heavy whipping cream
    1 cup grated Romano cheese
    4 tablespoons butter
    1 pinch ground nutmeg
    ground black pepper to taste


    1.... Cook pasta according to directions on package(easy!). Drain and toss with one tablespoon of butter, cover and set aside.
    2..... (might be hard..) In a medium sauce pan over low heat, heat the cream and 3 tablespoons of butter, stirring it very often. When cream begins to simmer mix in a small amounts of Romano cheese, continue to stir alot, until all cheese is added and sauce has reduced. It should be pretty thick after a bit..
    3... Stir in some nutmeg and a lil black pepper. Toss with the warm fetuccini and serve.

    Experiment with the different levels of nutmeg and black pepper and other things until you find the combo you like!

    Enjoy boys, and thank me when you get ass...

    Now lets see some recipes! Foods art too!
  2. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    you play hockey?
  3. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 112
    wow i was really siked to see im not that gay and am the only one that cooks..but yeah, played hockey since i was five..everywhere from upstate NY to DC to NC and italy...could have gotten free ride to school but messed up my knee pretty bad senior year...
  4. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    ive been playing since i was 2 . been all around the world with hockey. played in tounrements where no one else speaked english. we fucked them canadians up. played the russian red army last year. beat them 7 to 2
  5. dBUSH

    dBUSH Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2000 Messages: 950 Likes Received: 1
    yeah I cook, but for other peoples girlfriends.:confused:
  6. ZackAttack

    ZackAttack Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 4, 2001 Messages: 2,207 Likes Received: 0
  7. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    ok ive been using that on girls for ages.

    i challenge anyone to a game of road hockey.
  8. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 112
  9. chizm

    chizm Senior Member

    Joined: May 29, 2001 Messages: 1,165 Likes Received: 0
    that young english chap who has his own cooking show is a hunk.
  10. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    fuck the road hockey.....i want the 12oz cook-off, i'll school you while drinking a fifth and making your mom prep my vegitables.....

  11. sectorTVA

    sectorTVA Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 8, 2000 Messages: 1,272 Likes Received: 1
    not too much of a cook....but a mad baker...handy to have baking skills when you are craving for sweets...just make the batch of 50 cookies, or bake a cake, or make brownies...and yes...i do bake from scatch and dont use the pre mixed boxes except for cake mix....
  12. Cracked Ass

    Cracked Ass Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 24, 2001 Messages: 7,898 Likes Received: 47
    Tonight I made pork chops with nutmeg, cloves, cinnamon, and applesauce; garlic mashed potatoes, and steamed brussels sprouts drowned in butter.
    I ate alone.
  13. wREk OnE

    wREk OnE Member

    Joined: Oct 21, 2001 Messages: 287 Likes Received: 0
    :( all i can make is a cup of noodles :(

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    i cant do anything....my fuckin little brother can make a quesidilla and shit and i cant even toast my own muffins without burning them...god im such a failure :mad:
  15. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    "ohh gee...i'm kinda sad...hmm...what should i drink. hmm i dont know. hmm i am so sad. misery has encompassed my soul forever. it is gone to life, i bid you farewell......what should i drink? i am so sad...booger pants."